The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIII: For Argument's Sake; Why Do Humans Feel Compelled...

[thør]

I've burned my tongue twice on my caramel. I need a keeper.

I thought the Ginger was a keeper?

 

[removed9556]

 

[Emerson40]

You say that. But I need to take you to Rules restaurant for their steak and kidney pud.

Offally delicious.

That looks incredible.

Now I am craving steak and kidney pie.





I will just have to swing by my local later, for a steak and mushroom pie (closest they got) and a Guinness.

 

[Wings]

I thought the Ginger was a keeper?

He is but he fails at keeping me from doing stupid things while he's working.

 

[pointless]

now i'm watching short term 12 because it's got great scores on all the appropriate sites and it has brie larson being all pretty even as she's clearly depressed and anxious. also, i can sadly relate to this fucker so far. why is none of your damned business. anyway, i think i better find a comedy for after because this looks like it's going to be a potentially good, but rough ride.

 

[Sean]

Chris Kluwe ‏@ChrisWarcraft 15 mins15 minutes ago
White man shoots eleven people, including four cops. Taken alive.

 

[Disgustipated]

Chris Kluwe ‏@ChrisWarcraft 15 mins15 minutes ago
White man shoots eleven people, including four cops. Taken alive.

He was one of the best kickers in the NFL and got blackballed. Truth can be a bitch in Americunt.

 

[pointless]

He was one of the best kickers in the NFL and got blackballed. Truth can be a bitch in Americunt.

eh, he was middle of the pack, but he was good enough that he really should've been able to get another job.

 

[Wings]

He was one of the best kickers in the NFL and got blackballed. Truth can be a bitch in Americunt.

He's one of the coolest people you'd ever get the chance to know and what they did to him was tragic.

 

[Disgustipated]

eh, he was middle of the pack, but he was good enough that he really should've been able to get another job.

OK, that's probably more true. But yeah, he deserves a job. So does that dude with the fucked up name from the Ravens.

He's one of the coolest people you'd ever get the chance to know and what they did to him was tragic.

I can see that. Such crap.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU2tIR0U8AAbMCT.png

#CorrectingErrorsInHeadline

 

[Saint Peter]

Chris Kluwe ‏@ChrisWarcraft 15 mins15 minutes ago
White man shoots eleven people, including four cops. Taken alive.

Local news put the number at five cops.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU2tIR0U8AAbMCT.png

#CorrectingErrorsInHeadline

Good edits.

 

[pointless]

well, it was good and it even had a relatively happy ending that at worst felt only a wee bit forced. also, girl can act. i knew that, but i'm required to point it out as part of my idiotic movie star crush. it's all there in the contract, baby. hell, it's not even fine print.

 

[Bookishleigh]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU2tIR0U8AAbMCT.png

#CorrectingErrorsInHeadline

And this is why I watched Season 2 of the Leftovers all day instead of anything live.

 

[lovetoread]

So the same people upset about the Starbucks cups are now upset about the Reeses Christmas Trees candy?

Will this war on Santa never end?

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

So the same people upset about the Starbucks cups are now upset about the Reeses Christmas Trees candy?

Will this war on Santa never end?

Once the Vatican releases the hidden gospels that acknowledge that the Three Wise Men rode in on reindeer.

 

[spacekowboy]

You Will Put The Baby Jesus On Your Products From November Till January Or I Shant Buy Them You Godless Savages!!!!!!!!!

 

[Brollyanna]

*takes a big swig of whiskey*
*checks nobody is around*
*retrieves "it" from the secret compartment*
*gets back into bed*





*opens bible and reads sneakily under the covers*

 

[spacekowboy]

*takes a big swig of whiskey*
*checks nobody is around*
*retrieves "it" from the secret compartment*
*gets back into bed*





*opens bible and reads sneakily under the covers*

"Bible" is code for smut, isn't it?

 

[Brollyanna]

"Bible" is code for smut, isn't it?

*drops "bible" and shrieks*
*pulls duvet over head*
*blushes*

 

[thør]

*drops "bible" and shrieks*
*pulls duvet over head*
*blushes*

Is your copy underlined and tabbed?

 

[TwinkleStars]

There are some things in this world I'll NEVER understand.

Warning: this is really freaky and weird.

Dancing Weirdo Pig

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://www.octopuspie.com/strippy/2015-11-25.png

 

[neci]

for the love of cramps, just let me bleed.