The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIII: For Argument's Sake; Why Do Humans Feel Compelled...

[pointless]

Why is Japanese a sex thing?

Are my peoples just there for sexual purposes?

because jav is like nothing else out there.

and i'm being serious. the japanese take on pornography is fairly unique and that's pretty much why i like it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Why is Japanese a sex thing?

Are my peoples just there for sexual purposes?

It could be worse.

You could have been a creampier.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's already happened -- she's the star of the upcoming film version of Room. Lots of buzz.

I haven't seen Trainwreck either, and I thought Schumer's new HBO special was "just OK." The TV show is still as good as it ever was, though.

Schumer's in her moment right now, so...she'll probably skate on just being okay and fairly amusing rather than an actual tour de force for a while.

I think Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer of Broad City are waaaay more hilarious, though.

http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/tvbanners/9843746/p9843746_b_v7_aa.jpg

How would pornhub know my gender? How is it tracking this? The data seems interesting, but I'm just not sure how they know a person's gender when they're searching, or is it only tracking registered users?

They're probably just reading the inputs, even if people lie on their gender. I can believe the men's side, though. In the here and now, putting the word "teen" in a porn title is like a Pavlovian dinner bell to typical male pornheads.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Saint Peter]

At least one can assume that people searching for Japanese porn are doing so in anticipation of a beautiful experience.

I wonder if anyone searches for English porn?

It could be worse.

You could have been a creampier.

 

[pointless]

At least one can assume that people searching for Japanese porn are doing so in anticipation of a beautiful experience.

I wonder if anyone searches for English porn?

only deaf people. seriously, most british porn stars have accents that make me want to scoop out my ear drums with the nearest reasonably sharp object.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

At least one can assume that people searching for Japanese porn are doing so in anticipation of a beautiful experience.

I wonder if anyone searches for English porn?

Oh, you guys have your own niche, too.

"Dogging," Fake Taxi UK, Fake Agent UK, the Killergram stuff, breast fetishers, lots of alt amateur stuff...the English porn world don't slack off, now!

 

[neci]

i think i sprained an ovary while wanking.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Neci, pssssst.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=72980776&postcount=1785

 

[Fata Morgana]

At least one can assume that people searching for Japanese porn are doing so in anticipation of a beautiful experience.

I wonder if anyone searches for English porn?

I bet it would involve Fray Bentos.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Saint Peter]

Oh, you guys have your own niche, too.

"Dogging," Fake Taxi UK, Fake Agent UK, the Killergram stuff, breast fetishers, lots of alt amateur stuff...the English porn world don't slack off, now!

Kate's yellow skirt being pushed into the air by the helicopter?

 

[Wings]

Dean Cain plays her adoptive father?!? That was cool.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Fata Morgana]

I prefer Fata's idea. Fray Bentos is a lot hotter than Kate. And I can't stand Fray Bentos.

GET OUT AND WALK!

Fray Bentos is the food of the gods. That fucking pastry.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Christ. Don't we sound classy?

Or not, according to pointless.

I have to admit, I didn't know what "dogging" was until English porn made me understand. Regional-specific slang and terms are funny.

Dean Cain plays her adoptive father?!? That was cool.

And Helen Slater is her adoptive mother.

It's not hardcore like Jessica Jones, but I do like the in-house nods they give out like that.

 

[removed9556]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Saint Peter]

Everybody loves a nice pud.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I don't think its the food of the gods. But I do find the idea of whole meals in cans quite funny. I had one of these pies shortly after I stopped being vegetarian. I almost became vegetarian again, and I like both meat AND pastry. Making pie is so satisfying and they freeze so well. I have to admit I rarely make puff pastry because the bought stuff with butter is ok I think. Every now and again I make croissants, just so I am reminded how much butter is in them and why I should not eat them. Home made are THE best you ever, ever eat: better than anywhere else. But....they are not a daily, weekly, or even I think monthly indulgence, . If we have people staying I will do it occasionally. If I really like them.

It's more a nostalgia thing to be honest.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You say that. But I need to take you to Rules restaurant for their steak and kidney pud.

Offally delicious.

Fuck, that looks sublime.

 

[removed9556]

 

[lovetoread]

At least one can assume that people searching for Japanese porn are doing so in anticipation of a beautiful experience.

I wonder if anyone searches for English porn?

I do cause the accent gets me hot, but then again pointless says I am weird

 

[neci]

For Neci, especially.

holy fuck! this is the best thing ever!
or close.

now i want balls in my mouth.

 

[Wings]

I've burned my tongue twice on my caramel. I need a keeper.