The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIII: For Argument's Sake; Why Do Humans Feel Compelled...

[spacekowboy]

I'll take turkey over ham any old day of the week. Ham is always too salty. Not to say I hate it, but it's not ever been a must have for me.

Also, I'll take the titty meat. Thanksgiving is the one time I prefer the breast over a greasy thigh.

 

[butters]

My GF has contracted some sort of plague, so tomorrow I get to meet her folks AND cook Thanksgiving dinner for everyone at her place.

This should be fun!

have the best of days, cheffy!

 

[Wings]

Sitting in front of the fireplace watching Magic Mike 2 and realizing that I'm wasting my first vacation day but dammit, it feels good.

 

[spacekowboy]

Sitting in front of the fireplace watching Magic Mike 2 and realizing that I'm wasting my first vacation day but dammit, it feels good.

Keep your hands out of your drawers in the living room!

 

[smoothg103rd]

My GF has contracted some sort of plague, so tomorrow I get to meet her folks AND cook Thanksgiving dinner for everyone at her place.

This should be fun!

She's a chubb chaser, huh?

 

[Wings]

Keep your hands out of your drawers in the living room!

Fuck no, I'm home alone, there are no drawers!

 

[spacekowboy]

Fuck no, I'm home alone, there are no drawers!

Well good luck trying to be productive at work for the next hour, SKB.



Yes I just 4th personed myself.

 

[Adre]

Fuck no, I'm home alone, there are no drawers!

You must keep a warm house.

 

[RobDownSouth]

She's a chubb chaser, huh?

Having your kids over for Thanksgiving tomorrow?

Didn't think so.

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000421803/polls_bamgovernmentcheese_4905_19372_answer_2_xlarge.gif

 

[Wings]

Well good luck trying to be productive at work for the next hour, SKB.



Yes I just 4th personed myself.

Try to be productive today!

You must keep a warm house.

Roaring fire and comfy blankets.

 

[MonaLittle]

I went from not knowing what my plans for tomorrow would be, to baking and cooking since 5am so I have something to bring to the home I was invited to.

This makes me happy.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Having your kids over for Thanksgiving tomorrow?

Didn't think so.

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000421803/polls_bamgovernmentcheese_4905_19372_answer_2_xlarge.gif

Spending time with your family tomorrow? No? Or you're going to be a sucka and spend time with your imaginary gf family? The bitch isn't even your wife. Is your daughter going to be there? No? Stfu you pussy.


And to answer your question, yes I will spend time with my kids tomorrow.

 

[Not Normal]

It's technically only stuffing if you're stuffing something but we all know what you mean when you say it.

Well, actually I always ask when people say they make stuffing to go with their turkey, are you actually stuffing the bird with it, because that's gross! On the side, good.

Stuffing belongs in the bird! It just tastes better. The casserole of "dressing" is for when you run out of what came out of the bird.

My Mom/Grandma's bread stuffing is the highlight of the meal. I don't even care if I don't get turkey leftovers, but try to take my stuffing and I'll cut a bitch!

 

[thør]

How to be a skier.

 

[MonaLittle]

Stuffing belongs in the bird! It just tastes better. The casserole of "dressing" is for when you run out of what came out of the bird.

My Mom/Grandma's bread stuffing is the highlight of the meal. I don't even care if I don't get turkey leftovers, but try to take my stuffing and I'll cut a bitch!

I have to agree with you, NN! We've always stuffed the bird. It tastes yummy when cooked in there.

 

[Not Normal]

I have to agree with you, NN! We've always stuffed the bird. It tastes yummy when cooked in there.

I always knew you were one of the smart ones.

 

[thør]

I went from not knowing what my plans for tomorrow would be, to baking and cooking since 5am so I have something to bring to the home I was invited to.

This makes me happy.

I was hoping you'd be feeling better.

 

[MonaLittle]

How to be a skier.

That was for me, wasn't it.

I don't care what the proper gear is for the diff types of skiing. Im gonna wear what looks cute.

 

[MonaLittle]

I was hoping you'd be feeling better.

Thank You, Thor. I feel much better. More like myself than I have in a week.

I owe you and email. I wont have time today or probably tomorrow either. Friday!!

 

[MonaLittle]

I always knew you were one of the smart ones.

At least WE think we're smart. If we get sick one day from our stuffed stuffing, mums the word.

 

[thør]

That was for me, wasn't it.

I don't care what the proper gear is for the diff types of skiing. Im gonna wear what looks cute.

It wasn't for you, but you'd still be cute in a gunny sack. (Note that Gunne Sax was a clothing label from the 70's)

Thank You, Thor. I feel much better. More like myself than I have in a week.

I owe you and email. I wont have time today or probably tomorrow either. Friday!!

Not a problem. Cook that food! Enjoy the time.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Spending time with your family tomorrow? No? Or you're going to be a sucka and spend time with your imaginary gf family? The bitch isn't even your wife. Is your daughter going to be there? No? Stfu you pussy.

All but one of my family is going to be there (one has to work, I realize "work" is a foreign concept to you). Should be fun.

And to answer your question, yes I will spend time with my kids tomorrow.

That's nice, your kids can benefit from a father who shows up every now and then, even if he don't support them.

Since I know you're not gonna bring any food, maybe you can make yourself useful and do the dishes afterward.

In any event, enjoy yo government cheese.

 

[smoothg103rd]

All but one of my family is going to be there (one has to work, I realize "work" is a foreign concept to you). Should be fun.



That's nice, your kids can benefit from a father who shows up every now and then, even if he don't support them.

Since I know you're not gonna bring any food, maybe you can make yourself useful and do the dishes afterward.

In any event, enjoy yo government cheese.

Didn't you catch a flight? You doing some long distance relationship?

 

[Lorilei]

Jeez. Y'all stop.

 

[Bacigalupo]

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