The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

[HarryHill]

I hereby demand the Blurt thread stays on the first page!

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I second the demand

 

[Emerson40]

But I’ll wager you still lusted after Nancy Drew.

Absolutely. She was wicked smart and drove a sweet convertible.

It was meant to be... her sometime boyfriend even went to Emerson College.

Elementary, my dear phantom.

Quoting Marylin Chambers, I see.

The Ivory Snow gal. Classic beauty, from behind the green door.

One of the first adult actresses I remember seeing on a tv screen, from some VHS or Beta tape, probably liberated from some friend’s dad or older brother’s secreted porn stash.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

I remember!!!

You just like telling the bartender you want two women...

It's best if the bartenders are 2 women. Just Saying.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Westworld - You are boring me this episode. Less kissing, more killing!

 

[Wings]

Westworld - You are boring me this episode. Less kissing, more killing!

This might not be a statement that you should shout during sex. Or you should.

 

[dolf]

I thought my arrhythmia had cleared up, until I got a new tracker. This one takes bp, pulse rate and oxygen saturation at hourly intervals. Just a snapshot, 24 thirty second snapshots a day. A couple of times a day it's been catching my BPM dropping the 45-55 (from my normal 65-75), and my oxygen saturation dropping to 88 %. This coincides with moments of severe exhaustion, where I have to stop what I'm doing.

I know full well that I should go to the doctor, go directly to the doctor, do not pass go, do not collect £200. But I won't. I've been there and done that with all the tests and scans and shit, with my kidneys and my heart, and they never find any serious problems. The thought of going to the doctor again is just... Yeah.

I may or may not take up the next invitation to a yearly checkup, which I've been studiously ignoring for the past several years. Probably not.

 

[thør]

My impression of Manchester is a wee bit different than yours.

Well, that's New Hampshire.

 

[thør]

I thought my arrhythmia had cleared up, until I got a new tracker. This one takes bp, pulse rate and oxygen saturation at hourly intervals. Just a snapshot, 24 thirty second snapshots a day. A couple of times a day it's been catching my BPM dropping the 45-55 (from my normal 65-75), and my oxygen saturation dropping to 88 %. This coincides with moments of severe exhaustion, where I have to stop what I'm doing.

I know full well that I should go to the doctor, go directly to the doctor, do not pass go, do not collect £200. But I won't. I've been there and done that with all the tests and scans and shit, with my kidneys and my heart, and they never find any serious problems. The thought of going to the doctor again is just... Yeah.

I may or may not take up the next invitation to a yearly checkup, which I've been studiously ignoring for the past several years. Probably not.

Go to the doc!

 

[Hypoxia]

I thought my arrhythmia had cleared up, until I got a new tracker. This one takes bp, pulse rate and oxygen saturation at hourly intervals. Just a snapshot, 24 thirty second snapshots a day. A couple of times a day it's been catching my BPM dropping the 45-55 (from my normal 65-75), and my oxygen saturation dropping to 88 %. This coincides with moments of severe exhaustion, where I have to stop what I'm doing.

I know full well that I should go to the doctor, go directly to the doctor, do not pass go, do not collect £200. But I won't. I've been there and done that with all the tests and scans and shit, with my kidneys and my heart, and they never find any serious problems. The thought of going to the doctor again is just... Yeah.

I may or may not take up the next invitation to a yearly checkup, which I've been studiously ignoring for the past several years. Probably not.

Go to the doc!

My arrhythmia nearly immobilized me. Without all the recent procedures, I'd be vegetating now. YMMV. Make a will, just in case.

 

[bestone4ever]

I thought my arrhythmia had cleared up, until I got a new tracker. This one takes bp, pulse rate and oxygen saturation at hourly intervals. Just a snapshot, 24 thirty second snapshots a day. A couple of times a day it's been catching my BPM dropping the 45-55 (from my normal 65-75), and my oxygen saturation dropping to 88 %. This coincides with moments of severe exhaustion, where I have to stop what I'm doing.

I know full well that I should go to the doctor, go directly to the doctor, do not pass go, do not collect £200. But I won't. I've been there and done that with all the tests and scans and shit, with my kidneys and my heart, and they never find any serious problems. The thought of going to the doctor again is just... Yeah.

I may or may not take up the next invitation to a yearly checkup, which I've been studiously ignoring for the past several years. Probably not.

I assume that you're British so I would like to ask you an important question. Is your Monocle Guy from Monopoly the same as our Monocle Guy or does yours look more like our Colonel Sanders from KFC?

And go to the doc is a splendid idea, bird.

 

[Noor]

I thought my arrhythmia had cleared up, until I got a new tracker. This one takes bp, pulse rate and oxygen saturation at hourly intervals. Just a snapshot, 24 thirty second snapshots a day. A couple of times a day it's been catching my BPM dropping the 45-55 (from my normal 65-75), and my oxygen saturation dropping to 88 %. This coincides with moments of severe exhaustion, where I have to stop what I'm doing.

I know full well that I should go to the doctor, go directly to the doctor, do not pass go, do not collect £200. But I won't. I've been there and done that with all the tests and scans and shit, with my kidneys and my heart, and they never find any serious problems. The thought of going to the doctor again is just... Yeah.

I may or may not take up the next invitation to a yearly checkup, which I've been studiously ignoring for the past several years. Probably not.

Possibly POTS. All the cool girls have it . But seriously, that is what it sounds like.

 

[dolf]

Possibly POTS. All the cool girls have it . But seriously, that is what it sounds like.

Ooo, not heard of this before! However, it says changing position, (sitting up or standing up) is an issue, and I'm not seeing any correlation. I feel fine when I switch position. It seems to be pretty random. Like, while driving home on tranquil country roads, or whilst napping, or walking, etc.

I love your knowledge of obscure diseases and disorders. It's weirdly endearing.

 

[Noor]

Ooo, not heard of this before! However, it says changing position, (sitting up or standing up) is an issue, and I'm not seeing any correlation. I feel fine when I switch position. It seems to be pretty random. Like, while driving home on tranquil country roads, or whilst napping, or walking, etc.

I love your knowledge of obscure diseases and disorders. It's weirdly endearing.

It happens other times too, on exertion. I just don't want you to have what I do. I will look into it and see if I have any other ideas. Are you hyper mobile by any chance.

 

[dolf]

It happens other times too, on exertion. I just don't want you to have what I do. I will look into it and see if I have any other ideas. Are you hyper mobile by any chance.

Not to any great degree. I have the classic autistic trait of some hyper mobility in a couple of places, and some lack of flexibility in others.

 

[Noor]

Not to any great degree. I have the classic autistic trait of some hyper mobility in a couple of places, and some lack of flexibility in others.

That counts. Hmmm...

 

[Saint Peter]

I thought my arrhythmia had cleared up, until I got a new tracker. This one takes bp, pulse rate and oxygen saturation at hourly intervals. Just a snapshot, 24 thirty second snapshots a day. A couple of times a day it's been catching my BPM dropping the 45-55 (from my normal 65-75), and my oxygen saturation dropping to 88 %. This coincides with moments of severe exhaustion, where I have to stop what I'm doing.

I know full well that I should go to the doctor, go directly to the doctor, do not pass go, do not collect £200. But I won't. I've been there and done that with all the tests and scans and shit, with my kidneys and my heart, and they never find any serious problems. The thought of going to the doctor again is just... Yeah.

I may or may not take up the next invitation to a yearly checkup, which I've been studiously ignoring for the past several years. Probably not.

Go to the doc!

Go to the doc!

And go to the doc is a splendid idea, bird.

Go to the doc.

 

[Hypoxia]

Sittin' with the Doc of the Bay
Watchin' the oils slicks burn all day
Sittin' with the Doc of the Bay
Cursing Pruitt

 

[trysail]

Possibly POTS. All the cool girls have it . But seriously, that is what it sounds like.

Postural
Orthostatic
Tachycardia
Syndrome


Oui?

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[With_David_Bowie]

This is the place

In the north-west of England. It’s ace, it’s the best

And the songs that we sing from the stands, from our bands

Set the whole planet shaking.

Our inventions are legends. There’s nowt we can’t make, and so we make brilliant music

We make brilliant bands

We make goals that make souls leap from seats in the stands

And we make things from steel

And we make things from cotton

And we make people laugh, take the mick sommat rotten

And we make you at home

And we make you feel welcome and we make summat happen

And we can’t seem to help it

And if you’re looking from history, then yeah we’ve a wealth

But the Manchester way is to make it yourself.

And make us a record, a new number one

And make us a brew while you’re up, love, go on

And make us feel proud that you’re winning the league

And make us sing louder and make us believe that this is the place that has helped shape the world

And this is the place where a Manchester girl named Emmeline Pankhurst from the streets of Moss Side led a suffragette city with sisterhood pride

And this is the place with appliance of science, we’re on it, atomic, we struck with defiance, and in the face of a challenge, we always stand tall, Mancunians, in union, delievered it all

Such as housing and libraries and health, education and unions and co-ops and first railway stations

So we’re sorry, bear with us, we invented commuters. But we hope you forgive us, we invented computers.

And this is the place Henry Rice strolled with rolls, and we’ve rocked and we’ve rolled with our own northern soul

And so this is the place to do business then dance, where go-getters and goal-setters know they’ve a chance

And this is the place where we first played as kids. And me mum, lived and died here, she loved it, she did.

And this is the place where our folks came to work, where they struggled in puddles, they hurt in the dirt and they built us a city, they built us these towns and they coughed on the cobbles to the deafening sound to the steaming machines and the screaming of slaves, they were scheming for greatness, they dreamed to their graves.

And they left us a spirit. They left us a vibe. The Mancunian way to survive and to thrive and to work and to build, to connect, and create and greater ― Manchester’s greatness is keeping it great.

And so this is the place now with kids of our own. Some are born here, some drawn here, but all call it home.

And they’ve covered the cobbles, but they’ll never defeat, all the dreamers and schemers who still teem through these streets.

Because this is a place that has been through some hard times: oppressions, recessions, depressions, and dark times.

But we keep fighting back with greater Manchester spirit. Northern grit, northern wit, and greater Manchester’s lyrics.

And these hard times again, in these streets of our city, but we won’t take defeat and we don’t want your pity.

Because this is a place where we stand strong together, with a smile on our face, greater Manchester forever.

And we’ve got this place where a team with a dream can get funding and something to help with a scheme.

Because this is a place that understands your grand plans. We don’t do “no can do” we just stress “yes we can”

Forever Manchester’s a charity for people round here, you can fundraise, donate, you can be a volunteer. You can live local, give local, we can honestly say, we do charity different, that Mancunian way.

And we fund local kids, and we fund local teams. We support local dreamers to work for their dreams. We support local groups and the great work they do. So can you help us. help local people like you?

Because this is the place in our hearts, in our homes, because this is the place that’s a part of our bones.

Because greater Manchester gives us such strength from the fact that this is the place, we should give something back.

Always remember, never forget, forever Manchester.

Tony Walsh

Almost like its a nutjob who doesnt acknowedge liverpool. But because of you Sean.

Good Luck.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

Fell on black days.

So many titles to parody so little time.

As for next week, Liverpool proves its Real.

 

[Hypoxia]

 

[TwinkleStars]

Westworld - You are boring me this episode. Less kissing, more killing!

That av is sexy as sin! Wowser! * fans self*

Is it getting hot in this thread??

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Chores are dunzo. Here's the plan:

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See y'allz laters.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Fleet Week 2018

In light of #MeToo, and everything else on the East Coast

 

[spacekowboy]

That reminds me, i need to buy ammo.