The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

[Sean]

I've been watching old episodes of Hill Street Blues. It's still exceedingly good TV even thirty odd years later.

 

[EternalFantasies]

The Fish must be called Charlie

 

[Sean]

Amazon have picked up The Expanse. Hurrah!

 

[IG_88]

Amazon have picked up The Expanse. Hurrah!

I keep waiting for someone to pick up Last Man on Earth but so far nothing. At least they saved Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

 

[bestone4ever]

I keep waiting for someone to pick up Last Man on Earth but so far nothing. At least they saved Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

What?!? They cancelled Last Man?

 

[OralDave]

It has been a while since I had a spotted cow... I s'pose they stopped Road slush since winter is over. I liked Road Slush.

I like two women. We're talking beer, right?

 

[Noor]

Beam me up, Scotty!

 

[Noor]

ry

Please do not feed the trolls. If you feel that they are starving, we have a political blurt.


Dear Noor,

I cannot brain, today.

Insomnia, again

I hope things got better

The only place that can be considered civilization in the Midwest is Chicago. Otherwise you might as well be on Pluto.

We are really a lost bit of Canada...

That's admirable but any ketchup other than Heinz is an inferior product.

Truth! I maybe a little bit biased though.

#####

Happy Birthday to my favorite dead guy. see you in 30.

 

[jezzilee]

I like two women. We're talking beer, right?

I remember!!!

You just like telling the bartender you want two women...

 

[Hypoxia]

 

[OralDave]

I remember!!!

You just like telling the bartender you want two women...

Like they haven't heard that one before. The local bar maid just rolls her eyes. The

 

[ryan8558]

I hereby demand the Blurt thread stays on the first page!

 

[silver gurl]

I hereby demand the Blurt thread stays on the first page!

Here, here!

 

[Emerson40]

I hereby demand the Blurt thread stays on the first page!

Godspeed ryan, as you are up against the latest wave of pew-pew penile compensation and Cotton-eyed Joe blaring through speakers, on a 12 hour loop.


Good luck!

 

[Lorilei]

You would think Public Works would know where the water lines are and could avoid breaking them.

 

[Sean]

This is the place

In the north-west of England. It’s ace, it’s the best

And the songs that we sing from the stands, from our bands

Set the whole planet shaking.

Our inventions are legends. There’s nowt we can’t make, and so we make brilliant music

We make brilliant bands

We make goals that make souls leap from seats in the stands

And we make things from steel

And we make things from cotton

And we make people laugh, take the mick sommat rotten

And we make you at home

And we make you feel welcome and we make summat happen

And we can’t seem to help it

And if you’re looking from history, then yeah we’ve a wealth

But the Manchester way is to make it yourself.

And make us a record, a new number one

And make us a brew while you’re up, love, go on

And make us feel proud that you’re winning the league

And make us sing louder and make us believe that this is the place that has helped shape the world

And this is the place where a Manchester girl named Emmeline Pankhurst from the streets of Moss Side led a suffragette city with sisterhood pride

And this is the place with appliance of science, we’re on it, atomic, we struck with defiance, and in the face of a challenge, we always stand tall, Mancunians, in union, delievered it all

Such as housing and libraries and health, education and unions and co-ops and first railway stations

So we’re sorry, bear with us, we invented commuters. But we hope you forgive us, we invented computers.

And this is the place Henry Rice strolled with rolls, and we’ve rocked and we’ve rolled with our own northern soul

And so this is the place to do business then dance, where go-getters and goal-setters know they’ve a chance

And this is the place where we first played as kids. And me mum, lived and died here, she loved it, she did.

And this is the place where our folks came to work, where they struggled in puddles, they hurt in the dirt and they built us a city, they built us these towns and they coughed on the cobbles to the deafening sound to the steaming machines and the screaming of slaves, they were scheming for greatness, they dreamed to their graves.

And they left us a spirit. They left us a vibe. The Mancunian way to survive and to thrive and to work and to build, to connect, and create and greater ― Manchester’s greatness is keeping it great.

And so this is the place now with kids of our own. Some are born here, some drawn here, but all call it home.

And they’ve covered the cobbles, but they’ll never defeat, all the dreamers and schemers who still teem through these streets.

Because this is a place that has been through some hard times: oppressions, recessions, depressions, and dark times.

But we keep fighting back with greater Manchester spirit. Northern grit, northern wit, and greater Manchester’s lyrics.

And these hard times again, in these streets of our city, but we won’t take defeat and we don’t want your pity.

Because this is a place where we stand strong together, with a smile on our face, greater Manchester forever.

And we’ve got this place where a team with a dream can get funding and something to help with a scheme.

Because this is a place that understands your grand plans. We don’t do “no can do” we just stress “yes we can”

Forever Manchester’s a charity for people round here, you can fundraise, donate, you can be a volunteer. You can live local, give local, we can honestly say, we do charity different, that Mancunian way.

And we fund local kids, and we fund local teams. We support local dreamers to work for their dreams. We support local groups and the great work they do. So can you help us. help local people like you?

Because this is the place in our hearts, in our homes, because this is the place that’s a part of our bones.

Because greater Manchester gives us such strength from the fact that this is the place, we should give something back.

Always remember, never forget, forever Manchester.

Tony Walsh

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-40027816/this-is-the-place-longfella-s-moving-poem-about-manchester

 

[phantom4533]

My impression of Manchester is a wee bit different than yours.

 

[Emerson40]

Happy birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle!



After Holmes, there was no going back to those Hardy boys.

 

[phantom4533]

But I’ll wager you still lusted after Nancy Drew.

 

[raindancer]

Oh well. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

 

[Hypoxia]

Family values, with sugar.

 

[spacekowboy]

Happy birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle!



After Holmes, there was no going back to those Hardy boys.

Quoting Marylin Chambers, I see.

 

[Saint Peter]

You would think Public Works would know where the water lines are and could avoid breaking them.

It is not like they are underground covered with dirt and stuff.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

 

[TwinkleStars]

I wish I never met you. Why do I want someone who never wanted me?

He was a liar anyway.