The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[Mr Noone]

That ended very, very badly.

Lawn dude asked for more?

 

[AllyRose]

Pizza?

Pizza = cheese.

Cheese = dairy.

Dairy = daily.

Daily = sex.

Pizza = sex.

 

[Mr Noone]

You got 800 on your SATs, didn't you?

 

[AllyRose]

Just the practice SATs. And I slept the entire time.

 

[Spins]

That is love

 

[lovetoread]

I can finally eat food so I decided to stop by taco bell, cause FOOD!!

Anyways my back is spasming so I made my son go gets the food.

As I am sitting there waiting, this woman screeches into the spot next to me and is yelling at me through the windows even before she put the car into park.

"Dont eat the food here, I am calling the police because someone shot a load into my burrito!!"

And off she runs into the store.

If I could move I would've run into the building just so I could see what she does, but alas, I was not able to.

She was in there for awhile, then comes back out all pissed and says she will never eat at one of these places ever again.

My son comes out a bit later laughing his head off. Apparently what she told me is what she screamed in the store.

They explained to her it was the sauce that was supposed to be in there and that she could take a look at the bags it comes in and offered to fix another burrito or give her the money back. She chose neither and ran out of the store.

 

[Mr Noone]

It would have really funny if the entire staff on duty were women.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

"Dont eat the food here, I am calling the police because someone shot a load into my burrito!!"

What kinda man-milk loads does she experience that has the consistency of blue cheese dressing?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-b9S92Dhg3-E/Uk4qRKcZYoI/AAAAAAAABcc/EbBkzRk9uno/s1600/tumblr_mhntwfEZZH1rzxujso1_500.gif

 

[Not Normal]

I have to assume that thread is a massive right-wing blowhard circle jerk.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Well I do believe that is a first someone thought I was a mannequin sitting at my desk. I think I may have scared them when I moved.

 

[Jennifer]

Lawn dude asked for more?

No, but I gave him some tools and things because he was so cheap.

I'm no longer the talk of the cul de sac. Well, not for tall grass anyway.

 

[Not Normal]

You guys are cute.

I should be sleeping .

She'd eat them! And then she'd love you forever.

I like everything about this.

this is the best gif ever.

Don't you know that you've run afoul of the dreaded subsection 3(c) of part XIV in paragraph 61 of Murphy's Law which states:

The posts you most want to appear at the top of a new page, will invariably and always end up as the last Isolated Blurt on any page— as a new post following yours will be made within 3 seconds requiring the new page which will follow immediately.
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P.S., that particular subsection of Murphy's Law appears just prior to the section stating that the article of clothing you most desire will never be in stock and, when in stock, it will be the wrong colo(u)r.


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Indeed

The Shawarma joint by my house is fantastic but it won't last. Nothing ever does in that strip -- especially a Shawarma spot. Damnit.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100121144554/americandad/images/thumb/8/80/Shwarma_King.jpg/500px-Shwarma_King.jpg

 

[trysail]

Pizza?

Pizza = cheese.

Cheese = dairy.

Dairy = daily.

Daily = sex.

Pizza = sex.

☝

★★★★★

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That is an excellent example of the transitive property.

Basic algebra.





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[Mr Noone]

Well I do believe that is a first someone thought I was a mannequin sitting at my desk. I think I may have scared them when I moved.

Your avatar! That was the name of the best record store in New Brunswick, N.J., in the '60s, '70s and '80s.

 

[1HF]

Getting some pep back in my step. What a long week.

I want a butter brickle ice cream float now...

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Heartfelt.

 

[AllyRose]

Darn.

All I have are strawberries and whipped cream.

 

[1HF]

I'll take whatever you have.

I had my hair in a braid with flowers in it earlier and loose comfy dress. I got told I looked like a forest nymph.

 

[Riles]

Yeah, well....

You can't ride in my little red wagon!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TQK0d72Jom8

Even she says so.

 

[AllyRose]

I'll take whatever you have.

I had my hair in a braid with flowers in it earlier and loose comfy dress. I got told I looked like a forest nymph.

You're all set to stumble into my faerie ring.

 

[Spins]

too pretty

 

[1HF]

You're all set to stumble into my faerie ring.

Sounds lovely to me.


Let's frolic outdoors together.

 

[AllyRose]

Sounds lovely to me.


Let's frolic outdoors together.

Frolic = fun.

Sex = fun.

Frolic = sex.

 

[trysail]

For the time being, I throw all the windows open at night to capture the cool air.


Unfortunately, it won't be long before I keep all the windows open during the day in order to capture the heat and close them all at night to trap it.


It's so nice to put on a tee shirt and shorts and slip outside to stand in the sun during the evening and let the day's last rays warm me.


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[Wings]

What an incredible weekend, full to the brim with love, laughter, hours spent floating in the lake, cooking meals with a world class chef, chasing lightning bugs with some littles, snuggling with an 8 week old puppy, pool playing and dart throwing after some fun new wines, hushed conversations about makeup and hair products at 2am so as not to wake the kids. All of it has been fun but I miss my dog and my big, dumb cat.