The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[AllyRose]

I hunger for your touch.

 

[girlsmiley]

D'aww, fanks GS.

Here's hoping you drift into dreamland...more kbate dreams? Maybe Fata will make a cameo.

Hahaha!

Yes! We'll be sitting in her lounge with the horrible wallpaper and she'll hand me a slice of pav and say, "Here you go, cunt. Get that in your pie hole."

Best dream ever.

I should really be asleep. I'll see you around sweetheart.

 

[yossi]

I'm just happy to have gotten back on the bike for (almost) 11 miles this morning.

My soul is happy.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Yossi's dog is in jail...

 

[yossi]

The hoosegow. The pooch penitentiary!

 

[neci]

http://i.imgur.com/G26AeW2.gif

this is the best gif ever.

 

[Spins]

I turned over four times today to go back to sleep.

The Sun finally would not be ignored, though.

 

[neci]

i stayed in bed until the last minute possible.

 

[Spins]

Should I spend $300 on the NFL package?

Probably not.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Don't do it.

 

[Spins]

But, but football!

 

[neci]

*shakes head*

 

[neci]

in football, you save your money for the signed ball. imo.

 

[Spins]

Football!

 

[Mr Noone]

Well that was a productive morning. I should go for a swim.

 

[Spins]

Oh, it is only $260 bucks

 

[Jennifer]

Well that was a productive morning. I should go for a swim.

It's actually too cool here to swim. I'm bummed.

 

[Mr Noone]

It's actually too cool here to swim. I'm bummed.

The sun is going in-and-out here. The water will still be warm.

 

[bluebell]

Hahaha!

Yes! We'll be sitting in her lounge with the horrible wallpaper and she'll hand me a slice of pav and say, "Here you go, cunt. Get that in your pie hole."

Best dream ever.

I should really be asleep. I'll see you around sweetheart.

I belly-laughed. In my Fata dreams she's shoving cheese at me!
Sleep sweet, you pavvy hoor.

http://bakedbree.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/pavlova_14web.jpg

this is the best gif ever.

I'm glad you like it, we had that portrait taken for his parents this Christmas...

 

[bluebell]

Now I can't stop googling pictures of pavlova.

 

[trysail]

I hate when my blurt is the last one on a page.

Don't you know that you've run afoul of the dreaded subsection 3(c) of part XIV in paragraph 61 of Murphy's Law which states:

The posts you most want to appear at the top of a new page, will invariably and always end up as the last Isolated Blurt on any page— as a new post following yours will be made within 3 seconds requiring the new page which will follow immediately.
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P.S., that particular subsection of Murphy's Law appears just prior to the section stating that the article of clothing you most desire will never be in stock and, when in stock, it will be the wrong colo(u)r.


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[Spins]

Maybe I'll buy boobs instead.

I could use another cup size.

 

[trysail]

That sounds like a lot of fun.

You are absolutely correct—

...until it's rainy and muddy and chilly.
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Then, it's not fun.


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[yossi]

You are absolutely correct—

...until it's rainy and muddy and chilly.
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Then, it's not fun.


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But at least it's sometimes fun.

http://i.imgur.com/gNnXH9w.jpg

 

[yossi]

I need to pick out a ceiling fan this afternoon. It still amazes me that there were none in my house. I love them.