The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[neci]

*happy dance*

 

[1HF]

I like you happy.

I'm super groggy. Mornings, blah!

Feeling behind already.

 

[neci]

i've already had a walk, coffee and a beautiful morning orgasm.

it's a happy monday.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

i've already had a walk, coffee and a beautiful morning orgasm.

it's a happy monday.

My Monday morning only featured one of these.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Spiders bain wee bad little beasties.. dey creep you down!!

The ratio of the width of your lips to the width of the widest point of your jaw must make for a perfect golden ratio for you to look as beautiful as you do in that piece of your photograph that makes for your Avatar... off course I need to see your eyes too, either the rest of this photo graph or in another completely different, but complete, picture of your face. The light pink lipstick and the way you have managed to keep your lips parted for this picture shows poise and elegance among other things... If it were WWII you'd have been parachuting deep into Germany or France to take residence as an English spy and a fake Abweher or SS officer and get to snip off even Hitler's dick, who knows eh?


Boom da doomed salutes u

Phil?

 

[1HF]

I've had coffee now at least.

After I get some work done I may go for a walk also. Being out in nature is always lovely.

 

[thør]

Cool morning tempts 3 days in a row. Could summer being coming to an early end?

I had to grab a sweater this morning. Patagucci, of course.

 

[spacekowboy]

This is pretty much me. Only less about my knee and more about everything else.


http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/peter-skins-his-knee-family-guy.gif

 

[Wings]

I think I just bought a Kia. Dear lord. If I think too hard about this I will cry.

 

[neci]

https://shotgunwildatheart.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/lazy-cat.jpg

 

[thør]

This is pretty much me. Only less about my knee and more about everything else.

sorry to read....

I think I just bought a Kia. Dear lord. If I think too hard about this I will cry.

Was there a lapse in judgement?

 

[Lorilei]

I think I just bought a Kia. Dear lord. If I think too hard about this I will cry.

sorry to read....



Was there a lapse in judgement?

What's wrong with Kia?

 

[Adre]

I think I just bought a Kia. Dear lord. If I think too hard about this I will cry.

You're not sure?

 

[spacekowboy]

sorry to read....

I'll live. Just muscle and back stiffness from moving house in 100 degree heat.

 

[AllyRose]

Feeling behind already.

#ThinkingDirtyThoughts

 

[Fata Morgana]

This is pretty much me. Only less about my knee and more about everything else.


http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/peter-skins-his-knee-family-guy.gif

Amen brother.

 

[Adre]

What's wrong with Kia?

Kia 157

Jeep 198


Problems per 100 vehicles, Jeep loses.

 

[AllyRose]

I'll live. Just muscle and back stiffness from moving house in 100 degree heat.

You moved the house? Dayum.

 

[Wings]

sorry to read....



Was there a lapse in judgement?

More like an intense need to save a whole lot more money

What's wrong with Kia?

I'm a Jeep girl, this vehicle is not a Jeep and I'm pretty freaking sad about it.

You're not sure?

I have a car dealer for a father. I'm never sure what I'm getting until it arrives in my driveway.

 

[spacekowboy]

You moved the house? Dayum.

It feels like it.

 

[AllyRose]

It feels like it.

Oh. I see.

I find your lack of strength disturbing.

 

[thør]

What's wrong with Kia?

The fun factor is negative.

More like an intense need to save a whole lot more money

Since you'll be on the farm and farms have barns, you can take your time and build your own Jeep or move up to a classic Land Cruiser for fun. Drive the Kia to work or soccer games.

 

[yossi]

I biked to the dentist and back this morning, 20 miles total. Yay! I'm feeling exercise giddy.

 

[Wings]

The fun factor is negative.



Since you'll be on the farm and farms have barns, you can take your time and build your own Jeep or move up to a classic Land Cruiser for fun. Drive the Kia to work or soccer games.

40 miles to the gallon! 40! I get 18 on a good day in the Wrangler.

Plus, the Kia is fully loaded and some old rich guy is paying me top dollar on my Jeep so he can send it to his resort on the north shore.

Long, boring story short: no more car payment.

Score!

 

[thør]

I biked to the dentist and back this morning, 20 miles total. Yay! I'm feeling exercise giddy.

:gold star:

exercise giddy = horny (in man-talk)