The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[girlsmiley]

I don't know what Chelsea buns are but I have some Aqua buns for you.

Johnny is right, that cinnamony delish dough in a can. Comes with icing.

Those are the best kind of buns those ones.

Fuck the cup of tea lol.

 

[DesEsseintes]

http://img13.deviantart.net/8ac0/i/2013/162/7/c/would_you_fancy_some_tea__by_pajunen-d68n31e.jpg

Oh, that is so very lovely. Thank you.

Shall I pour?

And poo.

Sometimes there's poo in it. And dirt.

I watched it on the telly a few months ago.

Heston visited some fancy tea maker over there in pommieland and they put poo and dirt in their tea.

Tell you what, mate. After seeing him swallow it and then hearing him say how horrible it tasted I think the yanks aren't wrong about you lot.

About our ready charm and understated wit?

About how they made a terrible mistake going independent?

 

[Spins]

Corn dogs it is.

 

[NHKitty]

Make a roux with a table spoon of flour and a table spoon of butter. When it turns just brown, pour in some milk or cream and stir until it thickens up. Then put in your dried beef and simmer a few minutes.

easy peasy

Make sure to rinse off the dried beef first unless you LOVE salt!

 

[lechugas]

Isolated.

 

[girlsmiley]

Oh, that is so very lovely. Thank you.

Shall I pour?



About our ready charm and understated wit?

About how they made a terrible mistake going independent?

Ready charm lol.

The food.

The sinister looking things you stuff into your 'gaping maws' as Fata would say.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Make a roux with a table spoon of flour and a table spoon of butter. When it turns just brown, pour in some milk or cream and stir until it thickens up. Then put in your dried beef and simmer a few minutes.

easy peasy

Don't forget to throw it away and make a proper gravy. The vital missing step.

 

[Lyricalli]

Make a roux with a table spoon of flour and a table spoon of butter. When it turns just brown, pour in some milk or cream and stir until it thickens up. Then put in your dried beef and simmer a few minutes.

easy peasy

I had a feeling that's about all there was. Thank you.

 

[girlsmiley]

Don't forget to throw it away and make a proper gravy. The vital missing step.

Cunt.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Don't forget to throw it away and make a proper gravy. The vital missing step.

It's not a gravy... it's a Béchamel sauce. With meat because we are American!

 

[AllyRose]

It's not a gravy... it's a Béchamel sauce. With meat because we are American!

'Murican.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Ready charm lol.

The food.

The sinister looking things you stuff into your 'gaping maws' as Fata would say.

Have you not met Duranman? He's a one-man leg-opener.

And as for sinister looking food...

 

[JohnnySavage]

Usa! Usa! Usa!

 

[DesEsseintes]

It's not a gravy... it's a Béchamel sauce. With meat because we are American!

I see.

Well, I'm sure it's very nice.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Cunt.

You have a one-track mind.

I like it.

 

[girlsmiley]

Have you not met Duranman? He's a one-man leg-opener.

And as for sinister looking food...

Duranman: Melts hearts and knickers

A witchetty grub? That's bush tucker. Scrambled eggs, mate.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Duranman: Melts hearts and knickers

A witchetty grub? That's bush tucker. Scrambled eggs, mate.

We can agree on scrambled eggs.

So long as they are made slowly, and only with butter. None of this milk nonsense.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Cunt.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv06467HwS1r5qrimo1_500.gif

 

[JohnnySavage]

We can agree on scrambled eggs.

So long as they are made slowly, and only with butter. None of this milk nonsense.

And Tabasco, of course

 

[girlsmiley]

It's not a gravy... it's a Béchamel sauce. With meat because we are American!

This is why America can't have nice things.

 

[DesEsseintes]

And Tabasco, of course

Oh, Mr Savage. So well named.

 

[girlsmiley]

We can agree on scrambled eggs.

So long as they are made slowly, and only with butter. None of this milk nonsense.

No, silly!

Witchetty grubs taste like scrambled eggs. Don't need milk.

 

[phantom4533]

We can agree on scrambled eggs.

So long as they are made slowly, and only with butter. None of this milk nonsense.

With a little salt and some tarragon

 

[IrezumiKiss]

And Tabasco, of course

Oh, Mr Savage. So well named.

He's wrong, of course.

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2012/01/20120129-190369-sriracha-bottle.jpg

It's sriracha or nothing.

 

[JohnnySavage]

He's wrong, of course.

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2012/01/20120129-190369-sriracha-bottle.jpg

It's sriracha or nothing.

That's my primary flavoring. But Tabasco has it's place as well, for when you want that extra boost.