The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

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Tea is made with tea leaves and hot (sometimes boiling water).

That's it.

Not herbs or fucking flowers. Not cold or iced, not sugared or with cowjuice squirted into it.

Leaves. Water.

The problem with simple, perfect things is that they leave such a lot of room for people to ruin them.
 
Cinnamon rolls?

You mean like a chelsea bun?

In a can? Why-How the fuck is that even?

I think I need to lie down too Fata. Move over please petal.

I don't know what Chelsea buns are but I have some Aqua buns for you.

Johnny is right, that cinnamony delish dough in a can. Comes with icing.
 
Tea is made with tea leaves and hot (sometimes boiling water).

That's it.

Not herbs or fucking flowers. Not cold or iced, not sugared or with cowjuice squirted into it.

Leaves. Water.

The problem with simple, perfect things is that they leave such a lot of room for people to ruin them.

I absolutely lost it at cowjuice. I don't know why, but it's been that kind of day.
 
Dried beef comes in a jar.

You need that for your creamed chipped beef on toast.

My god, I haven't had that in ages! My mother loved that stuff. Somewhere, for some period of time, she actually found the chipped beef gravy frozen. You could boil it in a bag and just pour it on to the toast.

I should make some soon.
 
My god, I haven't had that in ages! My mother loved that stuff. Somewhere, for some period of time, she actually found the chipped beef gravy frozen. You could boil it in a bag and just pour it on to the toast.

I should make some soon.

It now comes in a bag that stands up in the microwave and tastes wonderful on toast.
 
My god, I haven't had that in ages! My mother loved that stuff. Somewhere, for some period of time, she actually found the chipped beef gravy frozen. You could boil it in a bag and just pour it on to the toast.

I should make some soon.

Stouffers.
 
Tea is made with tea leaves and hot (sometimes boiling water).

That's it.

Not herbs or fucking flowers. Not cold or iced, not sugared or with cowjuice squirted into it.

Leaves. Water.

The problem with simple, perfect things is that they leave such a lot of room for people to ruin them.

And poo.

Sometimes there's poo in it. And dirt.

I watched it on the telly a few months ago.

Heston visited some fancy tea maker over there in pommieland and they put poo and dirt in their tea.

Tell you what, mate. After seeing him swallow it and then hearing him say how horrible it tasted I think the yanks aren't wrong about you lot.
 
Thank you both. :)

I think I'll attempt it homemade, but at least I still know it's out there in a freezer section somewhere if I want it quick. I haven't even thought to look for it in a very, very long time. It was always a 'mom' thing.

Make a roux with a table spoon of flour and a table spoon of butter. When it turns just brown, pour in some milk or cream and stir until it thickens up. Then put in your dried beef and simmer a few minutes.

easy peasy
 
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