The Insult Thread

[Blasia_X]

The best kind: Endor Finns.

Omg. No. You're stupid.

 

[Blasia_X]

Do you know why the new Italian Navy has glass bottom boats?

So they can see the old Italian Navy.

why do Nordic military ships have bar codes?

so they can Scandinavian.

 

[SimonDoom]

As cats go, I'm quite proverbial. And largely antiadverbial.

There's Schrodinger's Cat, which is neither here nor there, and then there's StillStunned's cat, which is always here, meowing constantly for more food, smelling up the litter box, and making you think that what the family really needs is a Pit Bull with a strong aversion to felines.

 

[Blasia_X]

You should always save your best insults for your friends.

I did. And now I don't have any friends.

 

[SimonDoom]

I did. And now I don't have any friends.

Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

 

[AG31]

Which proves you'll just laugh at anything.

And yet again!!!

 

[bikerbonez]

I envy anyone who hasn't met you yet

 

[SimonDoom]

Omg. No. You're stupid.

I write salacious, over-the-top mom-son incest stories. If you're expecting intelligence, the stupid is on you.

 

[Blasia_X]

I envy anyone who hasn't met you yet

Old. Brit. Guy.

Three strikes, you're out

 

[bikerbonez]

Old. Brit. Guy.

Three strikes, you're out

You have a mind unburdened by the complications of deep thought

 

[SmilingLez]

There's Schrodinger's Cat, which is neither here nor there, and then there's StillStunned's cat, which is always here, meowing constantly for more food, smelling up the litter box, and making you think that what the family really needs is a Pit Bull with a strong aversion to felines.

And you mustn't forget the Lit cat paradox - never knowing if your pending story is in purgatory or visible to the submission process.

 

[Blasia_X]

I write salacious, over-the-top mom-son incest stories. If you're expecting intelligence, the stupid is on you.

There's no such thing as a mom-son incest story that is NOT over the top!

And as for salacious...yeah whatever that means!

 

[Blasia_X]

You have a mind unburdened by the complications of deep thought

Yeah, makes it easier to communicate with men.

 

[Omenainen]

And as for salacious...yeah whatever that means!

It means pretentious, as in pretentious twat, see above

 

[bikerbonez]

I admire your courage to speak so confidently without any facts

 

[Blasia_X]

And you mustn't forget the Lit cat paradox - never knowing if your pending story is in purgatory or visible to the submission process.

Schrodinger never should have wasted all that time on cats. After he invented the double-slit experiment, he'd made his claim to greatness

 

[SimonDoom]

Yeah, makes it easier to communicate with men.

Well, at least you understand all they want from you.

 

[SimonDoom]

I admire your courage to speak so confidently without any facts

Facts to me are like barnacles on a whale; they're minor annoyances, but they're not going to hinder me in my voyage.

 

[Blasia_X]

It means pretentious, as in pretentious twat, see above

Twat. Cunt. Pussy.

You can't decide if a vagina is the greatest treasure or the most vile insult.

This is what happens when you think with your balls

 

[Blasia_X]

Facts to me are like barnacles on a whale; they're minor annoyances, but they're not going to hinder me in my voyage.

Meanwhile, every few miles you're gonna empty your blowhole in our direction.

 

[bikerbonez]

You have a unique ability to simplify complex tasks into complete chaos

 

[Blasia_X]

You have a unique ability to simplify complex tasks into complete chaos

That's how I avoid complex tasks

 

[SimonDoom]

It means pretentious, as in pretentious twat, see above

"Pretentious" is the word that those who don't understand use to describe the writings of those who do.

 

[SimonDoom]

I envy anyone who hasn't met you yet

It's understandable. I wouldn't wish a sense of inferiority on anyone.

 

[SimonDoom]

Meanwhile, every few miles you're gonna empty your blowhole in our direction.

If I emptied my blowhole in another direction, it wouldn't be any fun, would it?