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Will somebody who reads German please find something we can all dispise at this website for The Princely House of Liechtenstein?
http://www.fuerstenhaus.li/
http://www.fuerstenhaus.li/
The "I Hate Liechtenstein" Thread
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kellycummings
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Have we learned nothing from history? Tiny, quiet German-type countries cannot be trusted! With their beer and sausage and accordian music! Do you want another Nena singing about balloons? I didn't think so!
I'm only kidding, don't want to offend any German folk out there. It's all in fun.
I'm only kidding, don't want to offend any German folk out there. It's all in fun.
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Scanned my eyes over their constitution and can't find much to despise (this is with my rusty German though).
Ahah, I know what we can despise - The fact that they've given us nothing we can readily despise. I hate it when they do that.
The Earl
Ahah, I know what we can despise - The fact that they've given us nothing we can readily despise. I hate it when they do that.
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Bhah. Liechtenstein has nothing on San Marino. Now, there's an evil's lair if there ever was one.
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Thank you, Earl. San Marino is also the wealthiest neighborhood in So. Calif.; I think they want to be Liechtenstein.
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Lick-who's-stein?
Why I hate Liechtenstein.
1. It's filled with all those Alemannic folks.
2. It claims to be a principality. But I bet it's not. I bet neither Prince not anyone in his band is a pal of that place.
3. The head honcho is a dude named Hans Adam II. Who wants anything to do with a place run by some Adam's family guy?
4. They've only got four radio stations and not a single TV station.
5. The surfing's lousy.
6. It's name is harder to spell than that of my favorite runty European country, Andorra.
Rumple Foreskin
ps: Thanks for clearing up that San Marino situation. I was afraid we might be injudiciously treading into MG's sheep world.
Why I hate Liechtenstein.
1. It's filled with all those Alemannic folks.
2. It claims to be a principality. But I bet it's not. I bet neither Prince not anyone in his band is a pal of that place.
3. The head honcho is a dude named Hans Adam II. Who wants anything to do with a place run by some Adam's family guy?
4. They've only got four radio stations and not a single TV station.
5. The surfing's lousy.
6. It's name is harder to spell than that of my favorite runty European country, Andorra.
Rumple Foreskin
ps: Thanks for clearing up that San Marino situation. I was afraid we might be injudiciously treading into MG's sheep world.
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Fuck Litchtinsteine. Bastards talk funny. Least they could do is learn American. Don't even have a baseball team.
Now Cammeron, that's my kinda state. Coyboy country.
GWB
Now Cammeron, that's my kinda state. Coyboy country.
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While you're fuming about Lichtenstein, the Luxemburgers and Andorrans are strutting about just as proud as Lucifer, laughing up their sleeves at us.
The old National Lampoon once parodied right-wing conspiracy newsletters by printing a sheet whose target was (forgive me, Black Tulip and others) the Dutch conspiracy to drain the Great Lakes and turn the USA into a land of gouda-eating, tulip-sniffing zombies. They talked about the "Bane of the Benelux" and warned about the day when our main streets would echo with the sound of marching wooden shoes. "Why do you think they're called the LOW countries?"
And what about the M. Python bit to come up with an ethnic slur for Belgians?
"Fat, stinking, Belgian Bastards" wasn't it?
---dr.M.
The old National Lampoon once parodied right-wing conspiracy newsletters by printing a sheet whose target was (forgive me, Black Tulip and others) the Dutch conspiracy to drain the Great Lakes and turn the USA into a land of gouda-eating, tulip-sniffing zombies. They talked about the "Bane of the Benelux" and warned about the day when our main streets would echo with the sound of marching wooden shoes. "Why do you think they're called the LOW countries?"
And what about the M. Python bit to come up with an ethnic slur for Belgians?
"Fat, stinking, Belgian Bastards" wasn't it?
---dr.M.
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Along the lines of what Doc and Shereads mentioned,
Let us not forget, "Ghostbusters" when I believe it was Carpatians who came in for insult and abuse.
Of course the all-time topper of that sort was the Peter Sellers movie, "The Mouse that Roared," where the Duchy of Grand Fenwick declares war on the USA so they can lose and then get post-war foreign aid, but end up winning the war.
I always wondered if Grand Fenwick had any ties to the Marx brother's country, Freedonia.
Rumple Foreskin
Let us not forget, "Ghostbusters" when I believe it was Carpatians who came in for insult and abuse.
Of course the all-time topper of that sort was the Peter Sellers movie, "The Mouse that Roared," where the Duchy of Grand Fenwick declares war on the USA so they can lose and then get post-war foreign aid, but end up winning the war.
I always wondered if Grand Fenwick had any ties to the Marx brother's country, Freedonia.
Rumple Foreskin
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, a friend of Perdita's and a regular on Late Night with Conan O'Brian, made the news this week when he insulted Quebec:
"You're French, you're worthless, you no speakez English, and I can smell your crotch from here."
The show issued an apology. Specifically, host Conan said to the people of Quebec, "I'm pathetic. I wet the bed like a little girl."
Here, from triumphtheinsultcomicdog.com, are some important insult moments from his recent chat interview:
angelbird420 in Onstage_1 asks: My dog has been neutered. Is there anything for him to live for?
Triumph says: You should look into testicle reconstruction. It changed my life. They don't taste quite as good but they look terrific, unless you get on a plane. Then they swell to the size of grapefruits.
bksthugholla in Onstage_1 asks: DO YOU FEEL GUILTY WHEN YOU INSULT PEOPLE?
Triumph says: When you grow up sniffing your mom's ass every day you don't develop a strong sense of shame. But there are some celebrities that I won't go near. Michael Jackson is way too easy, plus we have things in common. We're both made of rubber...
Towelie4541 in Onstage_1 asks: Are you planning on releasing a DVD of all your work Triumph?
Triumph says: NBC is planning to release a DVD of all my work from the Conan show as well as bonus footage of me in a four-way with the Hilton Sisters and the Chuck Wagon Dog. They're not planning to give me a dime.
ketherjesod in Onstage_1 asks: Triumph, are you gonna go on tour?
Triumph says: I love touring, sure, I love touring. I have a bitch in every city. I have a Pomeranian in Portland, a Shitzuh in Seattle and in L.A. I have Courtney Love.
angelbird420 in Onstage_1 asks: What breed of dog are the best groupies on the road?
Triumph says: Sorry, licking myself, what was the question?I like Bichon Frises. Very sexy like poodles but less neurotic. No head games. You don't have to hear their whole life story. You're in, you're out 30 seconds. These poodles get going and before you know it it's a minute 35 seconds.
NyloveOO7 in Onstage_1 asks: So, if you could have any bitch, any bitch at all - who would it be, and why?
Triumph says: I would have to go from Sam Donaldson's right leg. It's firm, long, and it's very well informed
...People give Jessica Simpson too much of a hard time. Yes, she's stupid, but she doesn't get paid to be smart. She gets paid to be a cheap Britney knockoff.
Blessed_In-TX in Onstage_1 asks: What made you decide to get into comedy?
Triumph says: I was rebelling against my parents. My dad sang in Yiddish theater and my mom was an Afghan who looked exactly like Celine Dion. I have a sister who is not musical but she smells exactly like Christina Aguilera.
Digital Dish Diva says: Triumph how did you get all those famous people on the CD? Are they friends?
Triumph says: First I tried to get real musicians, you know. J Lo said she would do it but then she backed out. And if you've ever seen J Lo back out... You know it's not pretty. Wear a helmet. I called David Lee Roth and he said he'd be in the studio in 30 minutes or the pizza would be free.
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"You're French, you're worthless, you no speakez English, and I can smell your crotch from here."
The show issued an apology. Specifically, host Conan said to the people of Quebec, "I'm pathetic. I wet the bed like a little girl."
Here, from triumphtheinsultcomicdog.com, are some important insult moments from his recent chat interview:
angelbird420 in Onstage_1 asks: My dog has been neutered. Is there anything for him to live for?
Triumph says: You should look into testicle reconstruction. It changed my life. They don't taste quite as good but they look terrific, unless you get on a plane. Then they swell to the size of grapefruits.
bksthugholla in Onstage_1 asks: DO YOU FEEL GUILTY WHEN YOU INSULT PEOPLE?
Triumph says: When you grow up sniffing your mom's ass every day you don't develop a strong sense of shame. But there are some celebrities that I won't go near. Michael Jackson is way too easy, plus we have things in common. We're both made of rubber...
Towelie4541 in Onstage_1 asks: Are you planning on releasing a DVD of all your work Triumph?
Triumph says: NBC is planning to release a DVD of all my work from the Conan show as well as bonus footage of me in a four-way with the Hilton Sisters and the Chuck Wagon Dog. They're not planning to give me a dime.
ketherjesod in Onstage_1 asks: Triumph, are you gonna go on tour?
Triumph says: I love touring, sure, I love touring. I have a bitch in every city. I have a Pomeranian in Portland, a Shitzuh in Seattle and in L.A. I have Courtney Love.
angelbird420 in Onstage_1 asks: What breed of dog are the best groupies on the road?
Triumph says: Sorry, licking myself, what was the question?I like Bichon Frises. Very sexy like poodles but less neurotic. No head games. You don't have to hear their whole life story. You're in, you're out 30 seconds. These poodles get going and before you know it it's a minute 35 seconds.
NyloveOO7 in Onstage_1 asks: So, if you could have any bitch, any bitch at all - who would it be, and why?
Triumph says: I would have to go from Sam Donaldson's right leg. It's firm, long, and it's very well informed
...People give Jessica Simpson too much of a hard time. Yes, she's stupid, but she doesn't get paid to be smart. She gets paid to be a cheap Britney knockoff.
Blessed_In-TX in Onstage_1 asks: What made you decide to get into comedy?
Triumph says: I was rebelling against my parents. My dad sang in Yiddish theater and my mom was an Afghan who looked exactly like Celine Dion. I have a sister who is not musical but she smells exactly like Christina Aguilera.
Digital Dish Diva says: Triumph how did you get all those famous people on the CD? Are they friends?
Triumph says: First I tried to get real musicians, you know. J Lo said she would do it but then she backed out. And if you've ever seen J Lo back out... You know it's not pretty. Wear a helmet. I called David Lee Roth and he said he'd be in the studio in 30 minutes or the pizza would be free.
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