The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[CWatson]

Been far too busy moving.

On top of that, I can't seem to post here anymore. I type things in but they never make it to the thread. What's going on here?

 

[wferret]

Consider this me taking a permanent pitch in this thread, for reasons similar to those others have talked about above.

WF

 

[_Lynn_]

Still here.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Still lonely after all there years...

 

[Bianca_Sommerland]

Had to write this somewhere. Glad I found this thread.

Reading at this site got me nice and ready a few days ago. All good.

Deciding to read the Black Lace, Sex with Strangers Anthology...damn. Never thought reading about sex could make me so...unhorny.

*please note, if anyone on this site writes for them no offence. I just can't wrap my head around the fact that none of these people are anything other then...well people. Fantasy junkie. What can I say *

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I hardly even masturbated this weekend

 

[Hornysailor61]

I hardly even masturbated this weekend

I masterbaited four times this weekend and didn't catch a thing.

 

[TitianaPeaks]

Nope, not in a couple days. I think. Hell, I forget, but I know I haven't had any.

 

[da922]

Nope and won't for a couple more days at least. Stupid time of the month

 

[TitianaPeaks]

Nope and won't for a couple more days at least. Stupid time of the month

Wouldn't stop me.....want to come over?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I masterbaited four times this weekend and didn't catch a thing.

I got another two in after writing that

 

[CWatson]

Nope.

Though I did go on a date yesterday. Which was a first for this calendar year.

 

[lance gt]

Lately, I just can't get over how beautiful CW is and think of her in my fantasies. Damn girl you're hot

 

[_Lynn_]

Maybe in my next life I will be, but I seem to be doomed in this one.

 

[driphoney]

Lately, I just can't get over how beautiful CW is and think of her in my fantasies. Damn girl you're hot

I just can't decide if you're teasing or for real.

 

[lance gt]

I just can't decide if you're teasing or for real.

You'll never know, unless you ask me. I think she's trying to avoid me, personally. But you're still my Honey

 

[CWatson]

...Y'all did pay attention to my profile, like a true gentleman would, didn't you? After all, the way to a girl's heart is to like her for her own sake.

And, if you did pay attention to my profile, you noticed I'm actually a guy, right? 'cuz if not, then, you need some reading glasses.

 

[Guest]

Rum and coke spew.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Didn't. Won't. Haven't in a year and a half.

 

[lance gt]

...Y'all did pay attention to my profile, like a true gentleman would, didn't you? After all, the way to a girl's heart is to like her for her own sake.

And, if you did pay attention to my profile, you noticed I'm actually a guy, right? 'cuz if not, then, you need some reading glasses.

Of course I paid attentiom CW. I just love the pic you posted. I loved the other one too, but this one's nicer. i didn't have anything else to call her. Shall we give her a name?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Nope. all of the single females at the wedding yesterday were underage or overweight.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Nope. all of the single females at the wedding yesterday were underage or overweight.

Read Thee's Sig Line. He soesn't pay cash for sex. He uses a credit card. Ha!

 

[lance gt]

Didn't. Won't. Haven't in a year and a half.

A year and a half Jenny. I think it's time you just grabbed a hot body and had your way with it. Get it out of your system and wait again till next year, lol. Luv ya Hon, you're great

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

A year and a half Jenny. I think it's time you just grabbed a hot body and had your way with it. Get it out of your system and wait again till next year, lol. Luv ya Hon, you're great

You don't know the story, Lance

 

[_Lynn_]

You don't know the story, Lance

*hugs* Jenny