The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[PrincessErin]

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[trouble2gether]

I was just thinking the same thing. Must be the hot weather, cool air conditioning causing hard nipples, and outdoor activities making people wanting to do it more.

I have read that more people have sex when it's warm outside. Hubbie is more cuddly in the summertime but that doesn't always mean more sex.

We go through our phases - this weekend was 3 times in 2 days. But none today.

 

[_Lynn_]

I'm going to just move in. I doubt I'll be leaving here.

 

[mellowyellows]

With company like this, how can I feel bad?

 

[PrincessErin]

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[TheeGoatPig]

It didn't even seem like a possibility at any point today.

 

[_Lynn_]

Curling up on the sofa, waiting . . .

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I haven't even been fully around the last two or three times I have watched porn. I didn't get off at all the last time. I wonder if I could have sex now if I had an actual partner.

 

[CWatson]

I'm just waiting for the Large Hardon Collider to come online. My understanding is that they will be experimenting to find previously-undiscovered bosoms. Somehow, this could destroy the world?... I don't get why. I'm not a physicist.

(Still not king.)

 

[Munachi]

not today, but it's almost tomorrow, and the chances are good tomorrow...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Me getting laid is like a blind man seeing.

 

[_Lynn_]

Not yet. Still on the other side of the world . . .

 

[Elianna]

The most excitement I got today was another female co-worker poking my breast.

Sigh.

 

[Trudy_Antone]

The most excitement I got today was when my Weapon of Mass Destruction died and I had to sneak in to my daughter's room with a mini screwdriver and steal the batteries from her Barbie Playhouse.

Kills the mood I tell ya!

 

[wife2hotblk]

ARGH...I need BBD (Big Black Dick). And this morning, hubby had the balls to tell me I could have taken what I wanted. When will men learn, sometimes (Hell, most times) girls want to be taken.

 

[Munachi]

oh well, and back home again, weekend over... and will have to wait till next weekend...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Oh, yeah! This is the thread for me.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Still here. Still no signs of being able to say different.

 

[_Lynn_]

Here for a bit yet.

 

[TitianaPeaks]

Me neither......nuffin.....in a month.....I think.....*counts on fingers* yea a month

 

[sethp]

Me neither......nuffin.....in a month.....I think.....*counts on fingers* yea a month

why a month as beautiful as you are? It doesn't make any sense? OMG if you were only in oregon!

 

[Handley_Page]

Not here either.

 

[DG Hear]

Perfect for this thread.

Q: How is sex a lot like air?

A: Because it’s not a big deal unless you’re not getting any.

 

[PrincessErin]

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[CWatson]

I'll come be your husband.

(Oh wait, that's not what you were asking, was it...)