sadangel
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You don't know the story, Lance
*hugs*
The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread
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driphoney
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...Y'all did pay attention to my profile, like a true gentleman would, didn't you? After all, the way to a girl's heart is to like her for her own sake.
And, if you did pay attention to my profile, you noticed I'm actually a guy, right? 'cuz if not, then, you need some reading glasses.
Listen babe,
I've been trying to get that point across for you, but was failing miserably. 
You are one of the biggest reasons I decided to "run a contest" (aka beg) and post a pic of a guy in my AV. Unfortunately, I sometimes am thought of as a guy. How's school this term, CW? I love your posts, by the way.
And Lance, I'm happy to be your Honey.
Listen babe,
How's school this term, CW? I love your posts, by the way.
And Lance, I'm happy to be your Honey.
Now darlin', you just made my day.
It's so nice to know someone's thinking nice thoughts about me for a change. The trolls are starting to get to me, I'm afraid.You don't know the story, Lance
Jenny, my dear, sweet friend, I guess it's a story that won't be discussed and something you hold close to you. Suffice it to say, I hope that happiness comes your way and knocks you on your ass.
Of course I paid attentiom CW. I just love the pic you posted. I loved the other one too, but this one's nicer. i didn't have anything else to call her. Shall we give her a name?
So what's the name we can give to the sweetheart in your avatar CW?
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* Hugs *
I'll tell the story one of these days. But not for a while.
TitianaPeaks
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nope, not today or yesterday
TheeGoatPig
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Do I have to say it? I don't think I even made eye contact with any women yesterday.
TitianaPeaks
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*plops down* I'm here again
driphoney
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Um. Wrong thread, Lance. Folks here are gonna get jealous.
And sorry, really sorry you're having such a time of it over a child.
HisAloneToUse
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Nope.
<looking over the horizon>
ummm, nope again.
<looking over the horizon>
ummm, nope again.
Um. Wrong thread, Lance. Folks here are gonna get jealous.
And sorry, really sorry you're having such a time of it over a child.
If they'd like a good reaming in the ass, Ill introduce them to my lawyer.
My son is with me this week, so things are good. Bitch of a mother hasn't even enrolled him in a school yet this year.
TheeGoatPig
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I don't even have the energy to screw right now.
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CWatson
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Nope. Nope nope nope. Still here, for the... 9,000something'th day in a row now.
Though I did get into a superb choir last week, who (amongst other things) are going to compete in an international tournament in '11. So, new friends, and possibly new romance possibilities. And, at the very least, it's fun to be singing with people who really know what they're doing and can get complicated stuff on the first try. And, occasionally, get insane stuff right at all. (Much less the easy stuff that my old choir was constantly impaling itself on. It's the last chord of the song, guys!--just a major I chord! It's not that hard!)
Though I did get into a superb choir last week, who (amongst other things) are going to compete in an international tournament in '11. So, new friends, and possibly new romance possibilities. And, at the very least, it's fun to be singing with people who really know what they're doing and can get complicated stuff on the first try. And, occasionally, get insane stuff right at all. (Much less the easy stuff that my old choir was constantly impaling itself on. It's the last chord of the song, guys!--just a major I chord! It's not that hard!)
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That is soo cool, CW! Really! Maybe someday you can link a voice track of your new choir. Would be so fun to hear you.
And just think how great you'll sound once you do finally get laid!
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HisAloneToUse
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Woah yee of little faith
Oh really?
Well, I didn't today.
Care to put your money where your mouth is?
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