The event of the year!

[Cleopatra]

For Litizens, at least...


"Hundreds expected to come to Masturbate-a-thon "


"Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas.

However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants nor are people allowed to fake orgasms.

"The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms you achieve," the Web site said."


Link

 

[Eumenides]

For Litizens, at least...


"Hundreds expected to come to Masturbate-a-thon "


"Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas.

However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants nor are people allowed to fake orgasms.

"The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms you achieve," the Web site said."


Link

I bet a lit group could raise a hellofalotta money.

 

[just pet]

My performance anxiety is revving up already
Never thought that by touching myself it's money that would be raised

 

[breakwall]

i better go for time.

After a couple of Big Os I need some pizza and a beer.

 

[Cleopatra]

I bet a lit group could raise a hellofalotta money.

And to think - they've been doing it for free for years.

heh.

 

[spacekowboy]

For Litizens, at least...


"Hundreds expected to come to Masturbate-a-thon "


"Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas.

However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants nor are people allowed to fake orgasms.

"The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms you achieve," the Web site said."


Link

A jizzmopper's nightmare.

 

[Eumenides]

And to think - they've been doing it for free for years.

heh.

What the fuck were we thinking? I could at least make enough money to buy pizza and beer for breakwall.

 

[Wrong Element]

You can't fake orgasms? Are they going on the honor system?

 

[just pet]

What the fuck were we thinking? I could at least make enough money to buy pizza and beer for breakwall.

Not to mention offering inspiration and encouragement

 

[Cleopatra]

My performance anxiety is revving up already
Never thought that by touching myself it's money that would be raised

Just take a deep breath...and let it all out.

 

[Cleopatra]

i better go for time.

After a couple of Big Os I need some pizza and a beer.

I'm sure they'll have the equivalent of Domino's at the ready.

Wash your hands first, though.

 

[Eumenides]

Not to mention offering inspiration and encouragement

In otherwords, we could stand near him?

 

[just pet]

Just take a deep breath...and let it all out.

But I spent all that money on corsets...

 

[just pet]

In otherwords, we could stand near him?

I believe all it would take is a hint we will be standing together urging him on

 

[Cleopatra]

A jizzmopper's nightmare.

I wonder if they provide containers? Or aprons?

 

[Cleopatra]

You can't fake orgasms? Are they going on the honor system?

Good point. Who's checking? Do they hook you up to biofeedback machines?

 

[just pet]

I wonder if they provide containers? Or aprons?

I don't know
But I just lost my sexual appetite

 

[spacekowboy]

I wonder if they provide containers? Or aprons?

think of the donations that could be made to needy lesbian couples!

 

[Cleopatra]

think of the donations that could be made to needy lesbian couples!

It just keeps on giving.

 

[MakersandIce]

think of the donations that could be made to needy lesbian couples!

*Thinking of kbate and Sarah*

 

[Cleopatra]

I don't know
But I just lost my sexual appetite

Why?

Knowing the cleanup isn't an issue would make it easier for *me* to relax.

 

[Cleopatra]

*Thinking of kbate and Sarah*

No need anymore!

 

[spacekowboy]

*Thinking of kbate and Sarah*

I'd happily give them mine. I'm a giver like that.

 

[Cleopatra]

But I spent all that money on corsets...

This is for charity! Give a little!!

 

[Nissi]

Good point. Who's checking? Do they hook you up to biofeedback machines?

I'm thinking that would kinda kill the mood.

If there are human judges, they better be women.