The Dirty Rat Thread.....

@}-}rebecca----

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earlier today on the Bitch Thread ~ thought this was the 'end'

Today, 06:19 AM

Just settled here 30mins or so ago .........Sunday morning here the Sun is about to come up , sky is all streaks of lavender and I can hear the Ocean and birds waking.

The kitten 'Dommy' arrives in the door .....'hello baby'.....then SQUEAKKKKKK....I turn to look again the cat has brought a big live brown rat into my living room ( from Fing outside ).....drops the Fing thing which then runs under the opium table (coffee not doing trainspotters here)......the chase starts.......the Fing thing is now under the lounge which the Fing cat can't fit under. I find my super human there is me or no one strength and reef ( lift quickly only on Adrenalin power)the side of this heavy leather lounge into the air. The Fing cat goes under. The Fing rat then runs under the desk here. I replace the lounge (yes my finger is still broken yet I feel nothing at the time).........not wanting to take my eyes off where the rat is currently in situ I open a cupboard and pull and the vacuum cleaner attachment handle pole thingy............slide back the panels of glass wall to the outside living area and go in for the attack.....the sweet brown rat then is luckily scared outside followed by the Fing cat. Glass panels slammed closed. Safe....................

Now I have coped with the Dommy bringing in the occasional earth worm and playing what I call 'Dances With Earthworm' on the rug but what the Hell do I do about this.

Any advice ?

PS I don't NEED coffee now




Then replies on Bitch Thread posts No # 1744 to 1750.
 
Update

princess rebecca: still working
princess rebecca: the RAT is out there
princess rebecca: its trying to get in
Roxanna Danna: lmao
princess rebecca: its not scared
Roxanna Danna: but you are
Roxanna Danna: lmao
princess rebecca: Rox its climbing over my BBQ
princess rebecca: in broad sunlight
Roxanna Danna: omg
Roxanna Danna: lol
Roxanna Danna: call the cops
princess rebecca: (crying emote)
princess rebecca: i need a Dom
princess rebecca: my fing cat didn't even upset it
Roxanna Danna: lol
princess rebecca: maybe its an escaped pet
Roxanna Danna: huh?
princess rebecca: its not scared at all
princess rebecca: some people keep rats as pets
Roxanna Danna: really?
princess rebecca: yes
Roxanna Danna: you aussies are strange
princess rebecca: one of the Lit subs does
princess rebecca: no all over the World
Roxanna Danna: a real rat or a white one?
princess rebecca: brown
Roxanna Danna: omg
Roxanna Danna: she needs to be taken out and shot
princess rebecca: helpppppppppppppp me
Roxanna Danna: at sunrise
Roxanna Danna: who the fuck at lit has a pet rat?
princess rebecca: ohhhh i don't know about hers i forget
princess rebecca: ummmm
Roxanna Danna: lol
princess rebecca: i will tell you when i remember
Roxanna Danna: ok
Roxanna Danna: call the cops
princess rebecca: i can't
Roxanna Danna: or the animal control folks
Roxanna Danna: why?
princess rebecca: they will put me in a nut house
Roxanna Danna: lol
princess rebecca: lol
Roxanna Danna: you belong there lol
princess rebecca: i need a golf club
Roxanna Danna: omg no
princess rebecca: whack a rat
Roxanna Danna: you wont be killing it
Roxanna Danna: you dont have it in you
princess rebecca: i know (crying emote)
Roxanna Danna: lol
princess rebecca: i could nudge it across the road
princess rebecca: to love with someone else
Roxanna Danna: oh yea
Roxanna Danna: sure you could
princess rebecca: omg
Roxanna Danna: rats have minds of their own
princess rebecca: sleeping pills in cheese ?
Roxanna Danna: poison in cheese
Roxanna Danna: kill the fucker
princess rebecca: i don't have posion
princess rebecca: where will i get poison ?
Roxanna Danna: the world will not be less for the loss of one rat
Roxanna Danna: you have ajax?
princess rebecca: yes
Roxanna Danna: put it in the cheese
princess rebecca: won't the rat taste it ?
Roxanna Danna: inside? no
princess rebecca: how much
Roxanna Danna: lots
Roxanna Danna: lol
princess rebecca: omg
princess rebecca: i can't
Roxanna Danna: sigh
Roxanna Danna: i cant help you. lol
princess rebecca: the rat won't sit there and eat lots of ajax
princess rebecca: are you thick or something ...lol
princess rebecca: i have to post this conversation it Lit
princess rebecca: have i your permission if i remove your name ?
Roxanna Danna: lol
Roxanna Danna: yes
Roxanna Danna: you do
princess rebecca: cool
Roxanna Danna: because i have a great line in there
princess rebecca: maybe we can get some advice
princess rebecca: lol
Roxanna Danna: indeed
princess rebecca: hang on
Roxanna Danna: you can use my name
Roxanna Danna: you goofball
Roxanna Danna: lmao
Roxanna Danna: correct my typos though
princess rebecca: ok
Roxanna Danna: lmao
Roxanna Danna: noooo
Roxanna Danna: im teasing you
princess rebecca: ohhh
princess rebecca: remove it ?
Roxanna Danna: no
princess rebecca: kk
Roxanna Danna: you can leave my name
Roxanna Danna: its ok
princess rebecca: mine to then
Roxanna Danna: lol ok
princess rebecca: new thread ?
Roxanna Danna: i hope you leave this whole thing intact, including the disscuion over the name thing and yes... new thread
princess rebecca: kk
Roxanna Danna: you're tooooo damned funny
princess rebecca: i will
Roxanna Danna: here we are 2 subs who can't handle a rat...
princess rebecca: lol think we would be pros
princess rebecca: lol won't be long
Roxanna Danna: we'd be pros if the rat had 2 legs, stood upright and used tools.
princess rebecca: lol
Roxanna Danna: its true
princess rebecca: i know
Roxanna Danna: lol
princess rebecca: nearly done
Roxanna Danna: ok
 
Well, either it is a pet, or it's got rabies. :eek:

BTW, rats make great pets. Dn't have one, but that's cause K has issues with pets being in cages. :rolleyes:
 
Chuckles....

What a convo that was...U2 are funny.

Most animals do not like water. For future reference, throwing a bucket of water or using a hose will normal be all that's needed to chase most animals away.
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
earlier today on the Bitch Thread ~ thought this was the 'end'

Today, 06:19 AM

Just settled here 30mins or so ago .........Sunday morning here the Sun is about to come up , sky is all streaks of lavender and I can hear the Ocean and birds waking.

The kitten 'Dommy' arrives in the door .....'hello baby'.....then SQUEAKKKKKK....I turn to look again the cat has brought a big live brown rat into my living room ( from Fing outside ).....drops the Fing thing which then runs under the opium table (coffee not doing trainspotters here)......the chase starts.......the Fing thing is now under the lounge which the Fing cat can't fit under. I find my super human there is me or no one strength and reef ( lift quickly only on Adrenalin power)the side of this heavy leather lounge into the air. The Fing cat goes under. The Fing rat then runs under the desk here. I replace the lounge (yes my finger is still broken yet I feel nothing at the time).........not wanting to take my eyes off where the rat is currently in situ I open a cupboard and pull and the vacuum cleaner attachment handle pole thingy............slide back the panels of glass wall to the outside living area and go in for the attack.....the sweet brown rat then is luckily scared outside followed by the Fing cat. Glass panels slammed closed. Safe....................

Now I have coped with the Dommy bringing in the occasional earth worm and playing what I call 'Dances With Earthworm' on the rug but what the Hell do I do about this.

Any advice ?

PS I don't NEED coffee now




Then replies on Bitch Thread posts No # 1744 to 1750.


Being the ex-owner of nine outdoor (and fixed) cats, I can tell you that it is hard to get a cat to stop bringing you tribute. You are the pack leader to them and as such they will offer you their live food first. It is their way, lol. Just do not let them in with the live food by checking what is in their mouth before letting them in the door. That is what I had to do. After a bit they may not bring it in the house but drop it outside the door. But then again they may not. lol

Eb
 
You are both crazy!

I have an image of a rat sitting on the BBQ eating cheese with ajax in it, then inviting his friends round to try out the new food on thats on offer from your barbie.

I am not sure ajax would actually kill a rat, it may just make it sick.

Anyone here have rat vomit fetish?
 
shy slave said:
... Anyone here have rat vomit fetish?

She disappeared only to return as some alt who needs assistance turning her whimpy, vanilla husband into a raging Dom, all the while taking notes on her computer regarding the absolute goofball pervs at this forum.

'Member her? LOL
 
shy slave said:
... I am not sure ajax would actually kill a rat, it may just make it sick.
I was grasping at straws... okay? It was the first thing that came to mind. What she really needed was ajax flavored cheese. They need to make that, yanno?

LMAO :kiss:
 
Please permit me to clear something up here.........

We are not talking drive by ratting ie as if the thing raced past and I have turned into a screaming wreck.

This damn rat 'saunters' around. Its clearly not sick. It exuded tons of energy showing me just how dexterous it actually is by walking UP walls , jumping, swinging and swaying even sashaying all around an area of my home I USED to enjoy.

Wouldn't you think in broad sunlight and me standing a sheet of glass away from it would scurry ? Nope...... Its launching itself at the door handle off the BBQ table to get closer and I for one don't think that's normal.

The cat has 'given up' its currently resting on the lounge and I swear I can hear squeaking noises from outside. I am going to buy ratsack today. No that's not a rat hammock either.

You are all awful, your enjoying this way to much, good thing I like Ya huh....... :cool:
 
A Desert Rose said:
She disappeared only to return as some alt who needs assistance turning her whimpy, vanilla husband into a raging Dom, all the while taking notes on her computer regarding the absolute goofball pervs at this forum.

'Member her? LOL

Funny, but as I pressed send I thought 'where is she when you need someone with a strange fetish?'

Rebecca could bag up all the rat vomit in a ziplock bag and send it over for the discerning fetishist.
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Please permit me to clear something up here.........

We are not talking drive by ratting ie as if the thing raced past and I have turned into a screaming wreck.

This damn rat 'saunters' around. Its clearly not sick. It exuded tons of energy showing me just how dexterous it actually is by walking UP walls , jumping, swinging and swaying even sashaying all around an area of my home I USED to enjoy.

Wouldn't you think in broad sunlight and me standing a sheet of glass away from it would scurry ? Nope...... Its launching itself at the door handle off the BBQ table to get closer and I for one don't think that's normal.

The cat has 'given up' its currently resting on the lounge and I swear I can hear squeaking noises from outside. I am going to buy ratsack today. No that's not a rat hammock either.

You are all awful, your enjoying this way to much, good thing I like Ya huh....... :cool:

Get the video camera out and start taping.

That rat could end up on one of these tv shows and be famous.

Then you could be its agent, take a % of profits, tour the world......


LOL
 
EUREKA !!!!!

Get out there and offer the damn rat a wedding ring!!

That always chases rats away


:) :) :) :) :)
 
How do you know that it did not scurry back into the house unawares?

It could be staring at you right now.

Watching........and waiting.


It could be worse
 
shy slave said:
Rebecca could bag up all the rat vomit in a ziplock bag and send it over for the discerning fetishist.

Wondering where the innocent , demure , butter wouldn't melt in her mouth Miss Shy entranced by rat vomit stems from , I did some research.

Phew.....your not in trouble Shy its all Andante's fault. Sweet of you to cover for him. :rose: :)

I have learned the following in the last 5 minutes

BonBon-Land is the 4th largest amusement
park in Denmark and Denmark's 5th biggest tourist attraction
in 2005.

From Theme Park Review


Bon Bon Land – This is one of the weirdest, screwed up parks ever! But I mean that in a good way. This park might as well be called the “bodily function park” in that just about every bodily function is covered. Let me explain. The park is themed with these bizarre cartoon animal characters, each one of them that seems to represent different things that your body does. From the peeing grasshopper to the farting dog, the vomiting bird and the crapping seagull. It’s all there! The photos will explain more. Needless to say, it made for some entertaining photos! We met up with some members of http://www.themeparkdenmark.dk/ again and they helped make the day even better.

The other coaster is the “Dog Fart Coaster.” Now we had been hearing about this coaster for a long time, and we originally just thought it was some funny translation. No, were wrong, it REALLY is the “Dog Fart Coaster!” You ride in a train themed like a dog, and when the train travels through the ‘dog house’ you can hear the fart noise, and when you come out of the dog house you see the figuring of the dog crapping on the ground.

No, I am NOT making this up!!!! There seriously is a speaker in the dog house where the fart comes from, and there even is poop on the ground! This should give you a clear idea of the sense of humor in this park.

Childs Mini Playground


http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/rebecca222_2006/bonbon13_101.jpg
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Wondering where the innocent , demure , butter wouldn't melt in her mouth Miss Shy entranced by rat vomit stems from , I did some research.

Phew.....your not in trouble Shy its all Andante's fault. Sweet of you to cover for him. :rose: :)

I have learned the following in the last 5 minutes

BonBon-Land is the 4th largest amusement
park in Denmark and Denmark's 5th biggest tourist attraction
in 2005.

From Theme Park Review


Bon Bon Land – This is one of the weirdest, screwed up parks ever! But I mean that in a good way. This park might as well be called the “bodily function park” in that just about every bodily function is covered. Let me explain. The park is themed with these bizarre cartoon animal characters, each one of them that seems to represent different things that your body does. From the peeing grasshopper to the farting dog, the vomiting bird and the crapping seagull. It’s all there! The photos will explain more. Needless to say, it made for some entertaining photos! We met up with some members of http://www.themeparkdenmark.dk/ again and they helped make the day even better.

The other coaster is the “Dog Fart Coaster.” Now we had been hearing about this coaster for a long time, and we originally just thought it was some funny translation. No, were wrong, it REALLY is the “Dog Fart Coaster!” You ride in a train themed like a dog, and when the train travels through the ‘dog house’ you can hear the fart noise, and when you come out of the dog house you see the figuring of the dog crapping on the ground.

No, I am NOT making this up!!!! There seriously is a speaker in the dog house where the fart comes from, and there even is poop on the ground! This should give you a clear idea of the sense of humor in this park.

Childs Mini Playground


http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/rebecca222_2006/bonbon13_101.jpg


Now I know where I can suggest for a romantic day out :)

Thank you for finding this Miss Rebecca :kiss:
 
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