The Dirty Rat Thread.....

OMG....

Burried in the non sequitur thread is my adventure with a snake in my kitchen and Eeyore's refusal to deal with the situation.
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
OMG no , Fu that thing looks rabid !!!
that not rabid - that cat!
rabid have long ears and go hop hop hop... silly girl.
 
Have I ever told y'all???

Y'all are a buncha FREAKS!

*LOL*

That's what I like about you!
 
Evil_Geoff said:
Have I ever told y'all???

Y'all are a buncha FREAKS!

*LOL*

That's what I like about you!
That pic of yours truly had to feature the most EVIL looking pussy I've ever seen, LOL. :D
 
the Non Greek/Persian version

300

War commenced at approximately 3.15am Sydney time. It was heralded by the sound of 3ft high ceramic urn smashing on tiles.

King Leonidas as played by Dommy the cat ( image acquired before the war )

"We're in for one wild night."

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/caturn3.jpg


Thermopylae Pass which was the only road that Queen Rebecca could travel to get to the laundry.

"Let me guess,you must be... Xerxes! " spoken by Rebecca to rat in situ.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/caturn.jpg

The Wall of Shame/Valour sans rat guts mortar..........so far

"This will not be over quickly! You will not enjoy this! I am not your Queen! "

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/caturn2.jpg


4.18am the war rages on ...........
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
300

War commenced at approximately 3.15am Sydney time. It was heralded by the sound of 3ft high ceramic urn smashing on tiles.

King Leonidas as played by Dommy the cat ( image acquired before the war )

"We're in for one wild night."

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/caturn3.jpg


Thermopylae Pass which was the only road that Queen Rebecca could travel to get to the laundry.

"Let me guess,you must be... Xerxes! " spoken by Rebecca to rat in situ.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/caturn.jpg

The Wall of Shame/Valour sans rat guts mortar..........so far

"This will not be over quickly! You will not enjoy this! I am not your Queen! "

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/caturn2.jpg


4.18am the war rages on ...........
*calls in artillery*
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
YAY you :kiss: : laughs :

The Queen may have to reward such sacrifice ;)
Oh, Milady...I hardly feel worthy of your rewards.

Maybe a few pics of you naked and bound?
 
Peregrinator said:
Oh, Milady...I hardly feel worthy of your rewards.

Maybe a few pics of you naked and bound?
I'll get right on that :rolleyes: :kiss:

Major squirm at Milady iccccck.
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
300

War commenced at approximately 3.15am Sydney time. It was heralded by the sound of 3ft high ceramic urn smashing on tiles.

King Leonidas as played by Dommy the cat ( image acquired before the war )

"We're in for one wild night."

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/caturn3.jpg


Thermopylae Pass which was the only road that Queen Rebecca could travel to get to the laundry.

"Let me guess,you must be... Xerxes! " spoken by Rebecca to rat in situ.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/caturn.jpg

The Wall of Shame/Valour sans rat guts mortar..........so far

"This will not be over quickly! You will not enjoy this! I am not your Queen! "

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/caturn2.jpg


4.18am the war rages on ...........

Bravo!

LMFAOROTF!

:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
300

War commenced at approximately 3.15am Sydney time. It was heralded by the sound of 3ft high ceramic urn smashing on tiles.

King Leonidas as played by Dommy the cat ( image acquired before the war )

"We're in for one wild night."

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/caturn3.jpg


Thermopylae Pass which was the only road that Queen Rebecca could travel to get to the laundry.

"Let me guess,you must be... Xerxes! " spoken by Rebecca to rat in situ.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/caturn.jpg

The Wall of Shame/Valour sans rat guts mortar..........so far

"This will not be over quickly! You will not enjoy this! I am not your Queen! "

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/caturn2.jpg


4.18am the war rages on ...........
ROFLMAO!!!
 
Shankara20 said:
*waking from a Rip VanWinkle nap*

Did I miss anything?????

;)
Thanks Ms :rose: Fury :rose: and HRHdK Ms Neon :kiss: I loved it when I realized it made you laugh :kiss:

Fu it was wonderful , invigourating to be awake just after 3am in Winter with the apartment open so the rat had a safe escape route, while cleaning up the remnants of an urn that had belonged to my mother. I made the most of it creatively here as I waited. I was smart enough to wrap myself in a blanket however. As to Mr Rat , I have no idea. I employed peanut butter and a trap after the fact as I never saw it leave. Dommy seems chilled so there is little point in getting manic over it at this stage. As the domestic front is orderly I doubt my feral furry friend has set up residence . Time will tell :chuckles :

PS I am still however kind of turning quickly when I catch something out of the corner of my eye. It remains however an illusion.
 
Dear Miss Rebecca,

I've been meaning to write you for a week now to tell you that your adventures have in some small way been shared at my home.

In just one month, we've had a bird, a chipmunk and a shrew in the house. Two of them I rescued before they were played with to death. One was apparently not brought up from the basement until already deceased.

The cats enjoyed all of these but our youngest enjoyed them the most. For some time now she was been considering how to climb the keyboard scaffolding/stands to get to the very top of some bookshelves. The bird proved to be her final motivating factor. She now proudly climbs up there at least once a day.

I caught the bird with a net from this game:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Elefun-Butterfly-Catching-Game-ages-3-to-5-In-Box_W0QQitemZ170149742568QQihZ007QQcategoryZ234QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I'd been saving it for a program I have in mind. LOL!

The chipmunk was quite a problem. My husband finally came home to see us all up on chairs. Well the cats weren't just me and kids. He got it out of the house.

The shrew was already dead but I had to distract the murderer to get it away from her. She was having such a good time throwing it up as far as she could and catching it. I simply wasn't thrilled with the idea of it landing on my dining table. Like a toddler she is distract-able and can be cowed though. Her prize was thrown out of the house to serve as a warning to other poor creatures who think our house might prove a refuge. Here sits death.
 
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