The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[smtst5]

Sharing?

Of course I'm sharing. It not fun to drink alone

 

[cookiecat]

Margaritas are my friend

Hey, friend.

 

[Farawyn]

There's a whole mixer full of frozen lime margaritas help yourself

Thank you!

NO made food.

 

[cookiecat]

AND???

Although humiliation play is in my wheelhouse, this is embarrassing. :sadbananadance:

 

[smtst5]

Hey, friend.

Hey. Tequila makes everything better

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Of course I'm sharing. It not fun to drink alone

WOOHOO!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Hey. Tequila makes everything better

Not the next morning though... Oh boy.

 

[smtst5]

Not the next morning though... Oh boy.

Water. Drink lots of water

 

[Farawyn]

I'm starting an IV clinic. I'll be up at 0700.

 

[smtst5]

I'm starting an IV clinic. I'll be up at 0700.

Tequila drip?

 

[Farawyn]

Tequila drip?

Too caustic in the veins. Tequila must be savored.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I'm starting an IV clinic. I'll be up at 0700.

That's in less than 7 hours...
Best get to sleep Nurse.

 

[smtst5]

Too caustic in the veins. Tequila must be savored.

Oh yes Cannot waste it

 

[cookiecat]

Hey. Tequila makes everything better

Not the next morning though... Oh boy.

Patron seems to be slippery good, no raging murderous headache the next morning.

 

[smtst5]

Patron seems to be slippery good, no raging murderous headache the next morning.

Oh yes quite user friendly

 

[Farawyn]

Patron seems to be slippery good, no raging murderous headache the next morning.

Can anyone here afford Patron?

 

[smtst5]

Can anyone here afford Patron?

My friends get me a bottle every year for my birthday

 

[1sickbastard]

Can anyone here afford Patron?

Sure, but for the same money there's a fair few Irish Whiskeys I'd much rather drink than some fancy cactus juice.

 

[Farawyn]

My friends get me a bottle every year for my birthday

Happy Bday!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Patron seems to be slippery good, no raging murderous headache the next morning.

When I was 16 or 17 I went out with a guy who was about 24-27.
We went out and drank a bottle and a half of Jose, chased with grape fucking gatorade. I remember puking in the parking garage of CCDC, going into a sex shop to use the bathroom, sticking my fingers in a fleshlight, and that's it. Somehow I made it home. There were 5 phone numbers in my pocket when I woke up...

Tequila and I haven't been very good friends since that night.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Can anyone here afford Patron?

Got a bottle as a wedding present... 7 years ago.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

My friends get me a bottle every year for my birthday

Happy birthday to you!

 

[cookiecat]

Can anyone here afford Patron?

My friends get me a bottle every year for my birthday

Good friends!

Sure, but for the same money there's a fair few Irish Whiskeys I'd much rather drink than some fancy cactus juice.

Hey! I kinda dig the fancy cactus juice!!

Patron XO - it's a thing.

http://www.drinkhacker.com/2012/02/22/review-patron-xo-cafe-dark-cocoa-liqueur/

 

[Farawyn]

Sure, but for the same money there's a fair few Irish Whiskeys I'd much rather drink than some fancy cactus juice.

And these Irish Whiskeys are where?

 

[Farawyn]

When I was 16 or 17 I went out with a guy who was about 24-27.
We went out and drank a bottle and a half of Jose, chased with grape fucking gatorade. I remember puking in the parking garage of CCDC, going into a sex shop to use the bathroom, sticking my fingers in a fleshlight, and that's it. Somehow I made it home. There were 5 phone numbers in my pocket when I woke up...

Tequila and I haven't been very good friends since that night.

Ooof.