The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[cookiecat]

Yup, I'm in trouble.

I'm guessing it wasn't just the tequila...

 

[smtst5]

That is the dangerous part.

I like a drink that gives me a delayed warm gooey feeling inside.

The warm gooey part comes later

 

[smtst5]

Yup, I'm in trouble.

Oh good. I hate to get in trouble by myself

 

[cookiecat]

The warm gooey part comes later

I can't get the fleshlight out of my head.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I'm guessing it wasn't just the tequila...

Oh no. Last I heard I was a good girl

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Oh good. I hate to get in trouble by myself

I don't know. I'm a handful...

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I can't get the fleshlight out of my head.

Have you ever stuck your finger in one of those?
It feels so weird...

 

[cascadiabound]

What the hell has been happening here in my absence?
Patron?
Frozen bananas?
Fleshlights....NO....you were total jail bait.
Trump and Bernie and Stewart in the same thread??!

I really do need to drink MORE now....

and I can't get those images out of my head...stuck....for. ever....

 

[MyNameIsNO]

could be a mouthful.

Yes that too.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

What the hell has been happening here in my absence?
Patron?
Frozen bananas?
Fleshlights....NO....you were total jail bait.
Trump and Bernie and Stewart in the same thread??!

I really do need to drink MORE now....

and I can't get those images out of my head...stuck....for. ever....

Actually... in the state of Nevada the legal age of consent is 16.
And yes. Drink more. There's margaritas and taquitos.

ETA: what images?

 

[cascadiabound]

Actually... in the state of Nevada the legal age of consent is 16.
And yes. Drink more. There's margaritas and taquitos.

ETA: what images?

Fleshlight...drunk.you much younger, too many men (dunno, is there such a thing???) Anal hook...emesis....etc. not that there was anything wrong with it. I did my share of crazy believe me.


And y'all need more sleep.
Then again, so do I.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

My apologies drunk thread

 

[cascadiabound]

My apologies drunk thread

I'm kidding honey .
Please don't apologize.

 

[cookiecat]

My apologies drunk thread

I never get out anymore! It was fun.

I'm kidding honey .
Please don't apologize.

Yes, this! No apologies for monkey business!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I don't know.

Perhaps spanking are in order before forgiveness should be rendered.

(i don't understand what the apology was even meant for)

I'm just used to apologizing
But I'm always down for spankings!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I'm kidding honey .
Please don't apologize.

I never get out anymore! It was fun.



Yes, this! No apologies for monkey business!

Okay dearest ladies

 

[Farawyn]

This place is a mess...
*dons apron*

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'll say!
*dons blindfold*

 

[Farawyn]

I'll say!
*dons blindfold*

Hahahah!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Hahahah!

Just kidding! I'll help clean up.
*lifts feet*
There. Now you can sweep under me.
Am I helping? Is that helpful?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Just kidding! I'll help clean up.
*lifts feet*
There. Now you can sweep under me.
Am I helping? Is that helpful?

Might as well just suspend you from the ceiling

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Might as well just suspend you from the ceiling

And I DO like the way you think!
Because I certainly can't clean from up there

 

[AbsintheFather]

And I DO like the way you think!
Because I certainly can't clean from up there

Nice resurgence of your thread this week. I wish I could have been on more at night. It's been an entertaining read for sure

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Nice resurgence of your thread this week. I wish I could have been on more at night. It's been an entertaining read for sure

Try not to pass out tonight
Oh, wait. I wasnt here either!!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Try not to pass out tonight
Oh, wait. I wasnt here either!!

We weren't together were we?