The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[MastersDelight]

I've done enough damage.

*eyeballs banana hammock*

On that note I'm going to bed. You all made me lol tonight

 

[Farawyn]

On that note I'm going to bed. You all made me lol tonight

Psssst, sleep on your tummy!

 

[MastersDelight]

Psssst, sleep on your tummy!

Oh trust me I have been. Not as bad today (day 5) tho.

 

[cookiecat]

PEEL the goddamn banana
slice that mutherfucker
sandwich the PB
sandwich the FLUFF
dip in chocolate
roll in nuts
roll in GLITTER

eat it.

Makes 4-6 servings, enough to share with friends.

Gawd! Glitter excellence.

On that note I'm going to bed. You all made me lol tonight

Sweet bananaee glittery dreams.

 

[Farawyn]

I have to work tomorrow, but Trump, so.... one more.

 

[cookiecat]

I have to work tomorrow, but Trump, so.... one more.

I'm watching too. It's interesting he's talking about LGBT issues when his vice president is completely anti-gay. Talk about an interesting ride.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

I leave for five goddamn minutes, and when I get back it's all bananas, glitter, arguing, and...

http://i.imgur.com/yotOJrr.gif

Jesus, it's like watching a train wreck happen on the sun.

 

[Farawyn]

I'm watching too. It's interesting he's talking about LGBT issues when his vice president is completely anti-gay. Talk about an interesting ride.

He's so much more orange than usual, too!

 

[cookiecat]

I leave for five goddamn minutes, and when I get back it's all bananas, glitter, arguing, and...



Jesus, it's like watching a train wreck happen on the sun.

*sips daiquiri. swings in hammock. looks all innocent*

 

[Farawyn]

I leave for five goddamn minutes, and when I get back it's all bananas, glitter, arguing, and...



Jesus, it's like watching a train wreck happen on the sun.

Who's arguing?

I just curse. A lot. *puts bag over my head*

 

[cookiecat]

He's so much more orange than usual, too!

I do like his kids.

 

[cookiecat]

Who's arguing?

I just curse. A lot. *puts bag over my head*

I think that's your and No's language of love.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I have to work tomorrow, but Trump, so.... one more.

No you can't leave!

 

[Miles Long]

Trump: We will defeat radical Islamic terrorists.
RNC Crowd: *raucous applause*
Trump: We will stop radical Islamic terrorists from attacking our LGBTQ community.
RNC Crowd: Welllllllllll let's not get crazy here.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

*brings in chicken and beef taquitos with guacamole and sour cream*

 

[cookiecat]

Trump: We will defeat radical Islamic terrorists.
RNC Crowd: *raucous applause*
Trump: We will stop radical Islamic terrorists from attacking our LGBTQ community.
RNC Crowd: Welllllllllll let's not get crazy here.

I could feel butts clenching through the tv.

 

[cookiecat]

*brings in chicken and beef taquitos with guacamole and sour cream*

Farawyn bait??

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I leave for five goddamn minutes, and when I get back it's all bananas, glitter, arguing, and...



Jesus, it's like watching a train wreck happen on the sun.

Who's arguing?!
There's ALWAYS bananas. Good source of potassium. Keeps away muscle cramps.
And yes. My eyes burn.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I think that's your and No's language of love.

Our conversations have the word "fuck" at least three times in a sentence.

 

[pete]

*brings in chicken and beef taquitos with guacamole and sour cream*

goddammit that sounds good.

 

[Miles Long]

Sure do love a good taquito.

 

[Farawyn]

Trump: We will defeat radical Islamic terrorists.
RNC Crowd: *raucous applause*
Trump: We will stop radical Islamic terrorists from attacking our LGBTQ community.
RNC Crowd: Welllllllllll let's not get crazy here.

They gave 2 snaps up for that second one.

 

[Farawyn]

Our conversations have the word "fuck" at least three times in a sentence.

They do. I fucking love your goddamn ass.

 

[Farawyn]

I could feel butts clenching through the tv.

Ahahahahaaaa!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

goddammit that sounds good.

I aim to please.