The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Tallcajun]

One of those days, Farawyn?

 

[Farawyn]

One of those days, Farawyn?

*bursts into tears*


I'm thinking beer. Or wine. Or gin...

 

[Tallcajun]

All I have to offer is Blue Moon and a shoulder.

 

[Farawyn]

All I have to offer is Blue Moon and a shoulder.

Wh.. Wh... Wheat beer?



Thank you for both. I'm trying to shake it off.

 

[Blue]

Well at least you're not dead, ay?

 

[cookiecat]

Slips in, offers Far a shot of Patron. Takes the edge off.

 

[cascadiabound]

Wh.. Wh... Wheat beer?



Thank you for both. I'm trying to shake it off.

Hugs

And a gin and tonic
Sent express delivery to you sweetheart.
Shall I set up an infusion?

 

[cookiecat]

Hugs

And a gin and tonic
Sent express delivery to you sweetheart.
Shall I set up an infusion?

psssssssst - cb - get the banana bag - stat!

 

[Farawyn]

Well at least you're not dead, ay?

Ahahahahaha!!!

 

[Farawyn]

You all fucking rule!!!

Thank you.

 

[Farawyn]

#2...

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Sorry I'm late.

* pulls out plastic

Drinks are on...

* looks at card

Miguel Sanchez.

 

[Farawyn]

Sorry I'm late.

* pulls out plastic

Drinks are on...

* looks at card

Miguel Sanchez.

Mr. Sanchez is the Man.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Won't be tomorrow

 

[Farawyn]

I think the drinks are on MS tonight.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Beer or wine?

It's gonna be something.

All of the above!
I've settled for Corona, extra lime.
It's what I have.

 

[Farawyn]

All of the above!
I've settled for Corona, extra lime.
It's what I have.

I have that. Are you in my basement?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I have that. Are you in my basement?

The pre-cuked basement?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I have that. Are you in my basement?

Ay, tending to the fields ma'am.

Where's that table I wonder?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

The pre-cuked basement?

She mentioned a basement full of crops earlier today. My mind went in the "not vegetable" crop direction...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

She mentioned a basement full of crops earlier today. My mind went in the "not vegetable" crop direction...

And just like that, this becomes the Designated Buzz Thread

 

[Farawyn]

The pre-cuked basement?

Hahahahaaaaa!

The cukes are juuuuuuuust beginning to bloom.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

And just like that, this becomes the Designated Buzz Thread

I'm not sure if I should apologize or not...

 

[Farawyn]

She mentioned a basement full of crops earlier today. My mind went in the "not vegetable" crop direction...

Hmmm. You are a Bad Girl.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Hmmm. You are a Bad Girl.

Mmmm but I'm so good at it...