The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[sunbunny3]

watch out for the tarantulas

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

You know that sort of relationship you sort of had but sorta didn't but you're glad it's sorta over?
And suddenly, deep in imbibe, it seems like a sorta good idea to text a flirty howdy to the sorta friend.
Then you start giggling
Then you wake up and sorta wanna kill yourself.
*throws phone in the ocean*

 

[pensivepoet]

First rule of drinking......turn phone off or put it in a locked box.

We pee in bushes here all the time, no point in traipsing back to the house every time. We call this 'weeing like a wild thing'. We do it some times on purpose as vermin prevention or compost accelerant. Classy place this.

Well, sheriff taylor understands this and sees Otis do it all the time.
But that Barney guy is an ass hole.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

watch out for the tarantulas

So that's what that thing was.
I thought it was a hairy toad
I petted it

 

[Endless_Night]

My, my. I seemed to have missed quite a lot during my short Lit hiatus.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Pensive, we will fix you up with a breathelizer phone. Ok?

Elle, check out Mayberry!

SunBunny, go stand in the corner this instant!

Inspi, go stand behind her

And Endless... Ummm... were you gone?

 

[Inspirinious]

Pensive, we will fix you up with a breathelizer phone. Ok?

Elle, check out Mayberry!

SunBunny, go stand in the corner this instant!

Inspi, go stand behind her

And Endless... Ummm... were you gone?

You think that because you started this mayhem thread that you can now control it?

HaHaHaHaHa

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

You think that because you started this mayhem thread that you can now control it?

HaHaHaHaHa

I'm nurturing it

 

[Inspirinious]

I'm nurturing it

OK. Very good. Carry on.

 

[cascadiabound]

I see the quoting rule has long gone by the wayside, and perhaps a good thing too as otw I fear it would be terribly complicated to figure out who is talking to whom and to what the current speaker is referencing...(esp when inebriated, but even when sober).
PP...hope you are OK and it all turns out in the end. May I recommend you delete your "sort of" friend from your contacts?
CnC your nurturing is fine...and I think you love being the trouble maker. XOXO to you all.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Yeah, I can't even remember my own rule

Maybe just say, if you quote and somebody later wants you to remove it, please remove it.
Whew! Much easier

 

[sunbunny3]

PensiveP.. they are soft and fuzzy like puppies.

Collar... NO!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

No quoting?
No erasing?
No posting?

 

[Inspirinious]

Without the Quotes, it is easy to get lost, or to misconstrue what a remark is in response to.

On the other hand, pairing a response with the wrong remark can make for some entertaining conversations.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

It's so true!
Ok, everyone please ignore the past dozen or so posts

 

[Inspirinious]

I think I want to get drunk again and go back to read the past couple of pages again. Should make for some different and entertaining thoughts.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I think I want to get drunk again and go back to read the past couple of pages again. Should make for some different and entertaining thoughts.

You should get started!

 

[Inspirinious]

You should get started!

I prefer to not drink alone. Care to join me?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Got anything that goes down smooth, and you don't feel the alcohol?

 

[Inspirinious]

My latest love, Jack Daniel's Tennessee Fire. Tastes like cinnamon red hots. A little burn, a bit sweet, but no alcohol taste. FireBall is similar, but sweeter.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fpEhb5JNvxY/VhqCn_PTDVI/AAAAAAAAI7Y/2TREAu9mlh0/s400/IMG_5654-Tennessee-Fire-m.JPG​

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I think I'll stick to my spiced rum
After 5 o'clock

 

[Inspirinious]

I think I'll stick to my spiced rum
After 5 o'clock

As my grandfather always said about the 5 o'clock happy hour... "It's always 5 o'clock somewhere."