The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[cascadiabound]

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It's 5 o'clock somewhere...micro-distillery - oh-so-fine gin and other booze.

 

[pensivepoet]

~sigh
Well if I had just posted that I was petting a hairy toad in a bush at 1am without the spider quote it would be, well, just creepy.
And G, what's culture? Seems I aint got any.
Anyway, next stop on my fools and stools tour is Dallas if the frikken 35 construction doesn't bust my bubble again.
No worries, I wont get there til midnight so little chance of getting stupid.

 

[midwestyankee]

*sings out*
Absolutions! Get your absolutions here, three for a dollar!

You should have been selling Papal Indulgences back in the Middle Ages. You'd have been good, but for the whole "we don't let women do this" thing.

It actually was maple syrup, btw.

 

[Endless_Night]

You missed less than you were missed. Everything good Endless?

Awww. Thank you.

All is well. I just needed a little break.

And Endless... Ummm... were you gone?

And you, Missy.... Suck it!

 

[midwestyankee]

Awww. Thank you.

All is well. I just needed a little break.



And you, Missy.... Suck it!

Hmmm...are you, ahem, equipped differently than I'd imagined?

 

[pensivepoet]

Awww. Thank you.

All is well. I just needed a little break.



And you, Missy.... Suck it!

*sneaks out of the room*

 

[Endless_Night]

Hmmm...are you, ahem, equipped differently than I'd imagined?

*sneaks out of the room*

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahha!

Didn't you know that I'm Collar's male Alt? At least on Fridays. Or maybe alternate Fridays.

She keeps changing the rules.

 

[midwestyankee]

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahha!

Didn't you know that I'm Collar's male Alt? At least on Fridays. Or maybe alternate Fridays.

She keeps changing the rules.

At least you used the quote function.

 

[Endless_Night]

Dang it!

 

[gypsyTX]

I just read through the last couple of pages. I'd love to say hi to everybody by name, but I can't remember that far.
Sunbunny, you're in so much trouble. This place is starting to resemble an asylum. I feel home
The no quoting stuff makes even sober me feel drunk : D

Welcome back EN!

She keeps changing the rules?!? I'm shocked!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

This is great! I'm giggling away...
Here's hoping I don't dream about hairy toad spiders and Endless' ... errr... appendages
Who's idea was this, anyway??
SunBunny!! I feel you will be positively ages in purgatory!

 

[pensivepoet]

Ahem, according to rule 604.46 in sub section 91D, I may ask to have my quotes removed by the offending party.
I hereby excercise said option.
Don't make me pull out the Geneva convention.
I know my rights!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

He's right!
Anyone who's at an offending party must take action

 

[Endless_Night]

*waves at Gypsy*

*run SunBunny!*

And I'll have you know my appendages are excellent, Collar!

* * *

See? I can remember names.

*wanders off to look up pensivepoets drunken Playground posts*

 

[pensivepoet]

Actually, I just like saying sub section

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Are there sub sections to sub sections?

 

[gypsyTX]

Show off *pout*

 

[gypsyTX]

Depends on how much more you wanna confuse everyone. You're the boss.

 

[pensivepoet]

Unfortunately, putrid poet was booted from the playground for excessive swinging.
And user name was supposed to be perverted goat, but you know how auto-correct is.
What this thread needs is more drunks and tramps.
I'm tired of always pulling the wagon.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Gypsy's talking to you, Endless.
Just so there's no ambiguity

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Well, Pensive...
I do believe you are home

 

[pensivepoet]

Are there sub sections to sub sections?
That made me throb a bit

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

You bet your perverted goat behind there are!

 

[pensivepoet]

I'm beginning to think I'm the only one really here
*checks his alts*

 

[1sickbastard]

I hope drunk isn't a prerequisite, because I'm not drinking anything but water atm.