The Defintion of Men& Women

[Nobody Special's wife]

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JOKES: Male/Female Definitions
Heather R. (5) - 10.17.00
THINGY
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION
Female: The open, sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTTOCKS
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger.
Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

REMOTE CONTROL
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.

 

[TonyG]

BRAIN
Female: The organ in the head to help get through the day
Male: The organ in the pants to help get through the night

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

LMAO that was a good one lol

 

[Ambrosious]

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[Nobody Special's wife]

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