The Bitch Thread

[brioche]

NSAIDs can cause retention issues. My Aunt races bicycle's and she took Ibuprofin durring one race and almost shut down her kidneys permanently. My mom had issues with ibuprofin as an anti-inflamatory therapy for her fibromialgia...also a kidney issue. Sometimes Dr.'s suck when they won't listen. I was just talking to a friend who was treated for a UTI when she was really having frequent urination and pain from being pregnant. I've got a whole long list of Dr. related Ooopses on diagnosis. What about eating popcorn without salt? I know, it's like drinking Kool-aid without the sugar.

Well, there's a place that makes air-popped low fat cheese popcorn that I can get to replace the microwave popcorn but it's at a mall. I don't like to drive there. But buying the seasoning in the store doesn't work, I've tried. It tastes flat.
I guess I'll adjust.
And I just bought salt and vinegar popcorn seasoning! Grr. But I'm going with it because I think it's for the best. I'll try it. My mum is over the moon.
I know that losing all this weight means I'll have to change my eating habits big-time, but that doesn't mean I can't bitch about it does it? Because I have to have SOME outlet.
I'm glad to know I was right...
My docs have a sense of humour. Their computer is set up to call their attention to problems they don't notice - like if they prescribe something that interacts with other meds, or if they miscalculate how much of a thyroid med to prescribe or some other problem - and it says things. One says "oops," and the other one says, "It's not my fault." I've never heard them though - my mum and brother have.
I had a pickle last night.
I am going to a pub to try their homemade crisps with nippy cheese sauce tonight. I have been looking forward to it for WEEKS! It was supposed to be last week but I got a migraine from the weather.
I'll share them, I guess. Can't eat them all myself.

 

[Bandit58]

Found this while surfing around

Sad but true!!!

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense.

Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge financial settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on; if not, join the majority and do nothing.

 

[Chicklet]

amusing except for the part about abortion. i won't say why that didn't amuse me 'cause i don't feel like getting into a pro-life/pro-choice debate.

 

[saw_man1]

I know one

The head of my subdivision's Homeowners Association is a Bitch.

 

[Sprinkles22]

The head of my subdivision's Homeowners Association is a Bitch.

Got caught swimming after hours, huh?

 

[tealsphynx]

These are panty hose instead of stockings. I hate panty hose.

 

[brioche]

I have to spend today doing laundry and getting ready to travel...
And it's raining and I have incipient migraine.
Aargh.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Adult children can be a ROYAL pain in the ASS!!!

She better count her lucky stars she gave me a cute grandson.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Adult children can be a ROYAL pain in the ASS!!!

She better count her lucky stars she gave me a cute grandson.

Amen Sister!

Eb

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Amen Sister!

Eb

Thank you Eb, I'm glad someone knows how I feel!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Thank you Eb, I'm glad someone knows how I feel!

I really do! My daughter is 26 and my grandson is 4 and we all live together!

Need I say more?

Eb [Pray for me]

 

[Daddyslilpet]

I really do! My daughter is 26 and my grandson is 4 and we all live together!

Need I say more?

Eb [Pray for me]

Nope.... You're in my prayers!

 

[graceanne]

My mother says that grandchildren are your reward for not killing your children when they were young.

 

[FurryFury]

My mother says that grandchildren are your reward for not killing your children when they were young.

LMAO!

I love that.

Fury

 

[Ebonyfire]

My mother says that grandchildren are your reward for not killing your children when they were young.

I suppose, lol.

 

[saw_man1]

Got caught swimming after hours, huh?

It’s not like a little quiet nude swimming at 3 AM is going to bother anyone.

I think she’s just mad because I didn’t invite her.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Dick Pic AV's

why...............................

 

[FurryFury]

why...............................

Cause little boys think their's is SO special!

Fury

 

[Rebellious_Sub]

Yahoo SUCKS! *jumps up and down for five seconds* Fit over.

 

[tealsphynx]

The Goddamn Orientation Link Won't Fucking Work!!!! How Am I Supposed To Know When And Where To Go If The Link Doesn't Work!!!!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Dammit! I REALLY hate shift work!

Eb

 

[tealsphynx]

Plastic toys do NOT go into the coffee cup. My dear sweet son likes to put things "in" these days. toys go in the shoes, in the box, in the bed, in the cup. I just found a part to one of those GIJoe wrist projectile thingies that they sold at BurgerKing for a while in my coffe cup!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Plastic toys do NOT go into the coffee cup. My dear sweet son likes to put things "in" these days. toys go in the shoes, in the box, in the bed, in the cup. I just found a part to one of those GIJoe wrist projectile thingies that they sold at BurgerKing for a while in my coffe cup!

awwww I thinks thats sweet personally............smiles

He is probably just saying in his own little way 'hello mom this is my treasure I am sharing it with you because you make me feel happy' the fact that its your coffee is kind of irrelevent.

Like when they draw on walls ' Hey Mom I made this pretty for you !!!!'

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Do you ever have days when you know you are walking a very fine line between laughter and rage.

You know its so much harder to keep the rage in check .

That you can battle it and keep it contained until it disipates and no one is any the wiser for your efforts even though they would be fully aware of it if you didn't.

Some one please I beg you make me laugh and quickly......................

 

[tealsphynx]

awwww I thinks thats sweet personally............smiles

He is probably just saying in his own little way 'hello mom this is my treasure I am sharing it with you because you make me feel happy' the fact that its your coffee is kind of irrelevent.

Like when they draw on walls ' Hey Mom I made this pretty for you !!!!'

he hasnt learned to draw yet...he still eats crayons