The Bitch Thread
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im_a_voyeur
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My contribution to the bitch thread....
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
Women aren't perfect but we're a hell of a lot better then men.
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
Women aren't perfect but we're a hell of a lot better then men.
graceanne
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im_a_voyeur said:Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
Women aren't perfect but we're a hell of a lot better then men.
I've often wished that. Men are weird.
So here's my bitch for the week. I'm back from visiting K. The time I spent with him was great, but the rest sucked. First off within an hour of getting to my hotel on Thursday my sister called. B (my four year old) had stepped on a piece of glass and needed stitches. They took her in, and she evidently knicked an artery, cause it bled and bled and bled. She's fine now, but it was very traumatic for everyong. The next day went well, then on Saturday I went to the airport to fly home, but my flight was delayed. When I asked why I was told that their was bad weather in Philadelphia. I realized that with that flight being over two hours late I was going to miss my conecting flights by an hour. So I got stuck in BFE, South Carolina UNTIL TODAY. Silver lining was that I got to spend one more night and half a day with K. What sucked was I was then stuck in a hotel room watching day time television (I may never be the same) for another day and a half. I got home to descover that my mil had totally rearranged things in my house. It's going to take me most of tomorrow to figure out where everything is. My children are subdued, and acting strange. I feel like a rotten mother. I felt bad enough about being gone for two nights, but FIVE?
I hope my sister wasn't being mean to them.
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I think I've offered this before...but remember, you can always ship your sister to me. I'd be more than happy to show her who's boss.graceanne said:I've often wished that. Men are weird.
So here's my bitch for the week. I'm back from visiting K. The time I spent with him was great, but the rest sucked. First off within an hour of getting to my hotel on Thursday my sister called. B (my four year old) had stepped on a piece of glass and needed stitches. They took her in, and she evidently knicked an artery, cause it bled and bled and bled. She's fine now, but it was very traumatic for everyong. The next day went well, then on Saturday I went to the airport to fly home, but my flight was delayed. When I asked why I was told that their was bad weather in Philadelphia. I realized that with that flight being over two hours late I was going to miss my conecting flights by an hour. So I got stuck in BFE, South Carolina UNTIL TODAY. Silver lining was that I got to spend one more night and half a day with K. What sucked was I was then stuck in a hotel room watching day time television (I may never be the same) for another day and a half. I got home to descover that my mil had totally rearranged things in my house. It's going to take me most of tomorrow to figure out where everything is. My children are subdued, and acting strange. I feel like a rotten mother. I felt bad enough about being gone for two nights, but FIVE?
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graceanne said:I've often wished that. Men are weird.
So here's my bitch for the week. I'm back from visiting K. The time I spent with him was great, but the rest sucked. First off within an hour of getting to my hotel on Thursday my sister called. B (my four year old) had stepped on a piece of glass and needed stitches. They took her in, and she evidently knicked an artery, cause it bled and bled and bled. She's fine now, but it was very traumatic for everyong. The next day went well, then on Saturday I went to the airport to fly home, but my flight was delayed. When I asked why I was told that their was bad weather in Philadelphia. I realized that with that flight being over two hours late I was going to miss my conecting flights by an hour. So I got stuck in BFE, South Carolina UNTIL TODAY. Silver lining was that I got to spend one more night and half a day with K. What sucked was I was then stuck in a hotel room watching day time television (I may never be the same) for another day and a half. I got home to descover that my mil had totally rearranged things in my house. It's going to take me most of tomorrow to figure out where everything is. My children are subdued, and acting strange. I feel like a rotten mother. I felt bad enough about being gone for two nights, but FIVE?
*HUGS*
You're back!
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*pets the pretty one*im_a_voyeur said:Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
Women aren't perfect but we're a hell of a lot better then men.
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im_a_voyeur said:Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
Women aren't perfect but we're a hell of a lot better then men.
I donno. Peeing standing up and no periods just about makes up for the multiple orgasm thing. And no tits in the way of my golf swing. But you do get to hit from the red tees so that's a wash.
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brioche said:
*hugs* You poor thing.
As for me . . . what with having to spend several more days in SC than I planned I'm broke. I've been trying to find a way to pay my car insurance, and considering parking my car and not driving for a bit when . . . I got in a car accident. I think the frame is bent since I can't open one door and I can't shut the other. I'm not sure. Either way, I've got to come up with $200 to pay my car insurance that I don't have.
Oh, fyi - everyone's fine. And the other car ran the stop light.
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Well talked to my insurance today. Evidently she says that i had a green light (it was an arrow) and that I was supposed to yield to her. So it's pretty much my word against hers, and I've only been driving six months. Plus i have three (minor) fender benders on my record. I think I'm going to get blamed for this.
On the bright side, I have full coverage on my car. Minus my deductible they're giving me $2000 for the damage. I'm just going to have my father in law fix the car enough that no water gets in. It drives fine. And that money will cover the money I had to spend in SC. So it's a good news, bad news type thing.
On the bright side, I have full coverage on my car. Minus my deductible they're giving me $2000 for the damage. I'm just going to have my father in law fix the car enough that no water gets in. It drives fine. And that money will cover the money I had to spend in SC. So it's a good news, bad news type thing.
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FurryFury said:You've only been driving six months and have had that many fender benders? Wow. I bet the insurance premiums are high or will be. Yikes. *hugs*
Fury
Yeah. K didn't teach me how to park. He'd just tell me 'eyeball it'. Well after three accidents from 'eye balling' it I called my step dad and he tought me how to park.
And they were, really, very small accidents. I was going like 2 miles an hour in each of them. Scraped paint was the worst of it.
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FurryFury said:That's rough, I had to hire a service to come teach me how to drive. It was worth every penny though.
Fury
I looked into it, but it was too spendy. K taught me the rest, though. After promising not to yell at me. He tried to teach me to drive when we first got married and four minutes later I pulled the car over and told him I was never driving with him again. I kept that vow for about 4 years, but it got to the point where I HAD to drive. So he promised not to yell at me, and he *mostly* kept his promise.
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I hate undercurrents and hidden agendas, and I really hate getting mad about it,
I equally hate feeling too much of a grown up and responsible to actually be an out an out bitch and respond.
Edit to add: I decided not to be so adult and respond as took my mood. If it offends then I can be adult and cope
I equally hate feeling too much of a grown up and responsible to actually be an out an out bitch and respond.
Edit to add: I decided not to be so adult and respond as took my mood. If it offends then I can be adult and cope
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graceanne said:
Yuk, sounds as though you have had your fair share of disasters of late. I hope your chassis is OK on your car, as if that is seriously damaged from the accident, you might not be able to fix it to a roadworthy standard, or at least not cheaply. In The Netherlands it is illegal to teach someone to drive...has to be a registered school or nothing. Hmmm, that being said, when I arrived he had a company car, but had never needed to drive before (a common thing here), so no licence. He insisted I begin giving him lessons in dark places and back streets (lol, well until he got brave which didn't take long). LOL, I was the one who ended up telling him I would not continue due to a few times when he didn't want to listen...but he insisted and promised to forget he was Dom while I was teaching.
The upside was when he finally did go for lessons so he could sit his test, his instructor was amazed and said he drove very very well for someone who had never had lessons....he told him I had given him a few in Oz. His instructor was impressed and said I had taught him very well and instilled lots of safety measures into his brain while doing so. He was rapt when he went for his licence and was the first one in his family and friends to get it first go. Of course, now we debate the bad habits he has picked up...all I have to say is he is becoming like the Dutch or Belgium drivers and he reverts to better driving practices.
Now I have to get up the courage to go for a Dutch licence. They allow 6 months from when you move here to get one based on a 10-15 minute driving test with an english speaking test officer, but sonce I have been here over 3 years I am not sure I can still get through on that..and even if I can it terrifies me sitting for any sort of test. Figure I have done it once, driven safely for 28 years, why do I have to go through this misery!! Catalina
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That's why I hired a teaching service because my parents yelled far too much.
I'd been working at something for as far back as I can remember, and I rarely spent cash presents, so I had money saved up. Money has always been a big issue to me in that I wanted to be sure I could live within my means and know what was going on with the finances.
My parents never balanced their check books and often had to have a "garage" sale to pay bills at the end of the month. They never planned anything. I can't live that way.
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I'd been working at something for as far back as I can remember, and I rarely spent cash presents, so I had money saved up. Money has always been a big issue to me in that I wanted to be sure I could live within my means and know what was going on with the finances.
My parents never balanced their check books and often had to have a "garage" sale to pay bills at the end of the month. They never planned anything. I can't live that way.
Fury
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shy slave said:I hate undercurrents and hidden agendas, and I really hate getting mad about it,
I equally hate feeling too much of a grown up and responsible to actually be an out an out bitch and respond.
Edit to add: I decided not to be so adult and respond as took my mood. If it offends then I can be adult and cope
I really have to agree with you. I always tend to keep my mouth shut and it usually doesn't do any good anyways.
