The Bitch Thread

[Evil_Geoff]

Dear Evil Geoff,
I'd love to be at the other end of that flogger! Sounds like the beginning of a very 'touching' evening. And wouldn't mind letting you show me what electric play is all about...nice tattoo by the way

Thank you for the compliment! If you are within a roughly 4 hour drive of Columbia, SC... that could be arranged! *LOL* Or if you are passing through or visiting in the area... And I have color pics of the tat on my web site...

 

[brioche]

I have to go through today being all tired and grumpy because my sleep patterns need to be reset before Monday, when we go back to school.
In fact, I'll probably have to go through tomorrow being all tired and grumpy too, because I didn't fall asleep till after 4, so I only woke up at 12. With the alarm.
*grrr*

How are you doing, gracie?

 

[graceanne]

I have to go through today being all tired and grumpy because my sleep patterns need to be reset before Monday, when we go back to school.
In fact, I'll probably have to go through tomorrow being all tired and grumpy too, because I didn't fall asleep till after 4, so I only woke up at 12. With the alarm.
*grrr*

How are you doing, gracie?

*whines* I'm glad you're feeling better, though. *hugs*

 

[brioche]

*whines* I'm glad you're feeling better, though. *hugs*

I'm sorry you're not.
*hugs back*

 

[brioche]

I got an atomic clock and it's showing the wrong time.

I know it's 11:00 in parts of the US but the nearest I can get is 12:00.
WTF?

 

[DVS]

I got an atomic clock and it's showing the wrong time.

I know it's 11:00 in parts of the US but the nearest I can get is 12:00.
WTF?

1(did you set it for the correct time zome?

2( did you drop it when you got it home?

3( did you get it at the dollar store?

An Atomic clock is usually very accurate. You know, you can also get free Atomic Software for your computer.

 

[brioche]

1(did you set it for the correct time zome?

2( did you drop it when you got it home?

3( did you get it at the dollar store?

An Atomic clock is usually very accurate. You know, you can also get free Atomic Software for your computer.

1) Yes, Eastern. But then it was 3 am according to it, not 11 pm.

2) No.

3)No. At FutureShop, and I paid a hell of a lot more than a dollar for it.

I dunno. I've reset it and entered the time and date manually now.
I have AboutTime on the computer, which will synchronize with a variety of atomic clocks. I highly recommend it.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Well regarding time...there aren't enough hours in a day...my personal bitch and now it's bed time.

 

[brioche]

Well regarding time...there aren't enough hours in a day...my personal bitch and now it's bed time.

I'm actually somewhat sleepy myself, which is a good thing. And I only took half a tablet of the stuff I was taking two of.
Night BB. In fact, 'night, y'all.

 

[DVS]

1) Yes, Eastern. But then it was 3 am according to it, not 11 pm.

2) No.

3)No. At FutureShop, and I paid a hell of a lot more than a dollar for it.

I dunno. I've reset it and entered the time and date manually now.
I have AboutTime on the computer, which will synchronize with a variety of atomic clocks. I highly recommend it.

I like Atomic Clock software. Small, non invasive, minimal resourse hog, not overly demanding to setup, gives me the correct time.

I work with someone who bought an Atomic clock, once. He wasn't the literate clock setting soul some of us are. He brought it to me to set up initially, including the alarm. But, twice after, he let the batteries run down and had to come back and have me set it up all over again.

If I remember correctly, it only had the basic settings on it, except it had the time zone setting, too. I can't say for sure, but if you have it set up cootectly by the instructions, I'd take it back. It seems like there is something wrong with it.

 

[brioche]

I like Atomic Clock software. Small, non invasive, minimal resourse hog, not overly demanding to setup, gives me the correct time.

I work with someone who bought an Atomic clock, once. He wasn't the literate clock setting soul some of us are. He brought it to me to set up initially, including the alarm. But, twice after, he let the batteries run down and had to come back and have me set it up all over again.

If I remember correctly, it only had the basic settings on it, except it had the time zone setting, too. I can't say for sure, but if you have it set up cootectly by the instructions, I'd take it back. It seems like there is something wrong with it.

I'll wait until my mum sets hers up and see what it does. My sister got her one for Christmas. If hers is right, then I'll take mine back. If hers is the same, I'll chalk it up to the company, make a note of the name, and move on.

I may send them a letter.

I sent an Email to Oral-B a while ago telling them that their Pulsar toothbrush was the worst toothbrush I had ever tried, including the free one I got at a hotel, and I stopped using it after 3 days. They sent me $10 in coupons. I wasn't looking for coupons - I just thought they should know.

Now I'm pissy because the Jehovah's Witnesses came to call. They woke me up again.

And my dad was awake - he was in the bathroom.

What really pisses me off is the conversation.

"Good morning, I hope we didn't wake you-"
"You did."
"Perhaps we should come another time then-"
"Yes."

Then they leave.
The only reason I don't ask them not to come back is my dad likes to have fun with them.

"Do you know who Jesus Christ is?"
"Oh yeah! He was this guy who the Romans made all kinds of lies up about, saying he was the son of God!"

I mean, where do you go with that statement?

Now, if anyone here is a Jehovah's Witness, I understand that part of your religion is to try to "save" me, but I don't like the way the ones here come in the morning and pound on the door again and again until you answer. If no one answers the first two times, you're interrupting something.

 

[graceanne]

I'll wait until my mum sets hers up and see what it does. My sister got her one for Christmas. If hers is right, then I'll take mine back. If hers is the same, I'll chalk it up to the company, make a note of the name, and move on.

I may send them a letter.

I sent an Email to Oral-B a while ago telling them that their Pulsar toothbrush was the worst toothbrush I had ever tried, including the free one I got at a hotel, and I stopped using it after 3 days. They sent me $10 in coupons. I wasn't looking for coupons - I just thought they should know.

Now I'm pissy because the Jehovah's Witnesses came to call. They woke me up again.

And my dad was awake - he was in the bathroom.

What really pisses me off is the conversation.

"Good morning, I hope we didn't wake you-"
"You did."
"Perhaps we should come another time then-"
"Yes."

Then they leave.
The only reason I don't ask them not to come back is my dad likes to have fun with them.

"Do you know who Jesus Christ is?"
"Oh yeah! He was this guy who the Romans made all kinds of lies up about, saying he was the son of God!"

I mean, where do you go with that statement?

Now, if anyone here is a Jehovah's Witness, I understand that part of your religion is to try to "save" me, but I don't like the way the ones here come in the morning and pound on the door again and again until you answer. If no one answers the first two times, you're interrupting something.

Call their Kingdom Hall and complain. We were having some problems with JW's once, and my mom complained to my Aunt (who's a JW). Aunt Karen told hre that they aren't supposed to be a pain in the ass and to complain. Mom called the Kingdom Hall and made a complaint. They didn't bother us again.

 

[brioche]

Call their Kingdom Hall and complain. We were having some problems with JW's once, and my mom complained to my Aunt (who's a JW). Aunt Karen told hre that they aren't supposed to be a pain in the ass and to complain. Mom called the Kingdom Hall and made a complaint. They didn't bother us again.

Hmm, I'll keep that in mind.
I just don't get it - why pound on the door like that? If you know who's there and you're not answering, you won't answer then.

If the person is asleep and you woke them up, they'll be cranky.

If you were in the bathroom and left it, you'll be cranky.

It just doesn't make sense.

 

[graceanne]

Hmm, I'll keep that in mind.
I just don't get it - why pound on the door like that? If you know who's there and you're not answering, you won't answer then.

If the person is asleep and you woke them up, they'll be cranky.

If you were in the bathroom and left it, you'll be cranky.

It just doesn't make sense.

Cause they're rude, obnoxious, and obtuse. They probably don't get a lot of converts, and that's why. Either way their are rules about the way they do things.

Beyond that, being Attack Sales Men for Christ doesn't work. It just pisses people off.

 

[brioche]

Cause they're rude, obnoxious, and obtuse. They probably don't get a lot of converts, and that's why. Either way their are rules about the way they do things.

Beyond that, being Attack Sales Men for Christ doesn't work. It just pisses people off.

My Dad was in Russia at the same time as they had one of their conventions there. He has a beard and we were joking that in his passport photo he fit right in.
He learned how to say I don't understand (it's something vaguely like "yonay-pawnay-myoooh" )and every time one of them would start talking to him he'd say that in a really pissed off voice and keep walking.

It worked every time.

though he does a really good imitation of one of them from the MidWest.

 

[graceanne]

My Dad was in Russia at the same time as they had one of their conventions there. He has a beard and we were joking that in his passport photo he fit right in.
He learned how to say I don't understand (it's something vaguely like "yonay-pawnay-myoooh" )and every time one of them would start talking to him he'd say that in a really pissed off voice and keep walking.

It worked every time.

though he does a really good imitation of one of them from the MidWest.

Maybe he should try that with these JW's. hehe Just say over and over 'I don't understand' in Polish. And if they send somoene who speaks Polish he hsould learn it in other languages, too. Like Spanish.

 

[brioche]

Maybe he should try that with these JW's. hehe Just say over and over 'I don't understand' in Polish. And if they send somoene who speaks Polish he hsould learn it in other languages, too. Like Spanish.

In Russian he can say yes, no, I don't understand, and "one for the road."
They were highly impressed when he made this toast when they were drinking "wodka."

He outdrank a Russian on straight shots.

Then he traded his silk tie that my mother gave him for their anniversary for one made in Czechoslovakia with a soup stain on it.

Apparently you had to be there.

She's still pissed about that.

 

[DVS]

In Russian he can say yes, no, I don't understand, and "one for the road."
They were highly impressed when he made this toast when they were drinking "wodka."

He outdrank a Russian on straight shots.

Then he traded his silk tie that my mother gave him for their anniversary for one made in Czechoslovakia with a soup stain on it.

Apparently you had to be there.

She's still pissed about that.

You know, greet the JW wearing nothing but a tie...I bet that will get them moving to the next house rather soon. If that doesn't do it...ask them in. Tell them you were playing a game and they can be on your team.

But, if your dad wants them to come back next time, so he can mess with them, you'd probably better not do that.

 

[FurryFury]

I wasn't a JW but between the ages of 7-11 I often went door to door converting people, selling candy bars and greeting cards. I went alone too. I was damned good at all of that.

Fury

 

[graceanne]

Jeff Foxworthy had a foolworth way of keeping away Jehovah Witness'.

Chalk an outline of a body in front of the house. Then scatter some of their pamplets around the body. No Jehovah Witness will bother you after that.

 

[Chicklet]

my grandmother was one of those intensely religious catholics. she also had spunk. (not the dirty kind, quit thinking that about my grandmother!)

one day a J W came to her house. she started screaming at them, ranting at them, scaring the shit out of them basically, and shouting "DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK HERE."

so they left, and started towards the neighbors house.

my grandmother ran out the back door, hopped over the fence, went in through her neighbors back door (QUIT IT WITH THE DIRTY THOUGHTS, THIS IS MY GRANDMOTHER) and answered the door to scream at the poor people again.

lol.

 

[brioche]

My sister was at her female friend's house when they came by - she came up behind her and said, "Who is it, hon?"
They left pretty quickly after that. Never came back either.

 

[graceanne]

My sister was at her female friend's house when they came by - she came up behind her and said, "Who is it, hon?"
They left pretty quickly after that. Never came back either.

JW's believe that the only unforgiveable sin is homosexuality. Another way to get rid of them, for good, is to tell them you're gay. They'll leave and never come back.

 

[brioche]

JW's believe that the only unforgiveable sin is homosexuality. Another way to get rid of them, for good, is to tell them you're gay. They'll leave and never come back.

That's what I was saying. She made them think they were gay.
I would seriously do all this but my dad likes baiting them so much...
but I will put in an anonymous complaint about the two that came yesterday.

 

[graceanne]

Well if they think that a woman calling another woman honey makes them gay, why do they keep coming over here? I call everyone I'm comfortable with honey, sweetie, girlfriend, etc. I have for most of my life. I used to call my sister and her roommate (who sounds a lot like her) would pick up. I'd say 'hi hon'. Bonita would normally say 'this is bonita'. I'd laugh and say 'oh, you're not my honey! Is my sister there?'