The Bitch Thread

FurryFury said:
Personally I think the fuckers just like to give you a shot in the ass. Rotten bastards!

It pricks of course, all sharp and cold. Then the fluid starts going in and it stings, then gets hot. I get a bruise on my ass from it and it's sore on that ass cheek for at least week!

But yes, it is antibiotics and it does get me feeling better quickly. I'm just careful never to wear butt floss, I mean a thong to the docs.

This isn't the first Doc I've had that does this sort of thing. They claim the arm isn't any good for it.

I think it's a Deep South Bible Belt kind of thing.

My Doc is kinda sexy too and we both love to read and write, plus he is French baybee! So maybe he should do more than give me a shot. LOL!

ETA I feel like crap. Instead of taking my sleeping pill last night I somehow managed to take Vioxx that has been sitting around since 2001. Twice. So then I had to call the health line to see if that was bad. Fortunately it's so expired it's probably inert and won't do anything. I dumped the rest down the toilet. But I feel like crap because it obviously didn't make me tired. So I didn't fall asleep until 5.



Fury :rose:

Well, I used to get shots of iron in the butt, and the reason is that if it hit a vein or an artery and emptied into there I would go into convulsions. It said so right on the package. Shots are either supposed to go into the vein, or not, I guess.

So that's why they wouldn't do it in your arm. Too many arteries and stuff to miss.

Unfortunately it also used to give me a hive the size of my hand on my butt for 4 days. And I was getting them weekly for 3 months. Yuck.

They don't seem to be working anymore, so now I get to fuck around with my period. Oh joy.

Anemia sucks.
 
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Well today started out rather well. K had the day off, so I went to run some errands. I paid the rent, then got a call from K. D (2) had cut his foot and I needed to take him in. (For Christmas B (4) got a glass tea set. He's stepped on a piece she left out, broke it, and sliced open his foot.) I didn't feel like sitting at the ER all day, so on my way home I called the Dr. and they said they'd see him as soon as I got there. I tied a rag around his foot and headed over. I got there and they said that they could put steri strips on it. They were wrong. It was bleeding so hard that the steri strips wouldn't stay on. So they had to do stitches. Unfortunately the novicane didn't work. So I had to hold him down the whole time. :( It took me and two other nurses to hold him down. I got the poor guy ice cream on the way home. :(

Now I've got a huge headache. K let me lay down as soon as I got home, and I wish I'd just stayed down.
 
graceanne said:
Well today started out rather well. K had the day off, so I went to run some errands. I paid the rent, then got a call from K. D (2) had cut his foot and I needed to take him in. (For Christmas B (4) got a glass tea set. He's stepped on a piece she left out, broke it, and sliced open his foot.) I didn't feel like sitting at the ER all day, so on my way home I called the Dr. and they said they'd see him as soon as I got there. I tied a rag around his foot and headed over. I got there and they said that they could put steri strips on it. They were wrong. It was bleeding so hard that the steri strips wouldn't stay on. So they had to do stitches. Unfortunately the novicane didn't work. So I had to hold him down the whole time. :( It took me and two other nurses to hold him down. I got the poor guy ice cream on the way home. :(

Now I've got a huge headache. K let me lay down as soon as I got home, and I wish I'd just stayed down.

Oh, gracie!! (((hugs)))) to you and the kiddo's. I hope it was a big ass ice cream! It is so hard to see your babies hurting.

Hope that the day goes better for you.
 
*hugs* To you Grace!

It's horrible when your kids are hurting. I can't stand it.

*hugs*

Fury :rose:
 
i am ready to explode, i am full of rage, i want to scream and post and give it all away. My hands are tied, my mouth is gagged--- i am suspended here, bound, unable to move. every move i make to release this grasp strengthens the grip and i suffer for naught.

it is a rather beautiful thought ~ surrender.
 
Thanks y'all. I took some migrain medicine last night and went to bed early. Quite frankly I felt like I'd been bitch slapped.

Sirsminx - *hugs*
 
graceanne said:
Thanks y'all. I took some migrain medicine last night and went to bed early. Quite frankly I felt like I'd been bitch slapped.

Sirsminx - *hugs*

Sometimes bed is the best place to be. Oh... there's a double meaning in that, isn't there. oops *innocent smile*

Hope today is going better Sirsminx and gracie.
 
Man, I forgot how I hate normal substitute work. Hoping someone gets sick is not a good way to be.
Of the 5 days this week I've had one day's work.
Grrr.
And I also just found out that this guy at my job last year, who I really liked and respected, is really sick somewhere in the States. It's not looking good at all. And I don't know how to send him a card or anything.
His poor fiancee. Or they might be married now for all I know.
I'm so sad about this.
And if I could PLEASE NOT HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE JUST ONCE THIS WEEK!
I'm trying to figure out how to get the address where he is and it's interfering.
 
I am pretty sure I am being punished for every rotten thing I did in my lifetime. My 27 year old daughter is moving back into my house this weekend. I have tried hard as hell for the last couple months to keep this from happening but evidently she was hellbent on digging herself into such a hole there wasn't going to be any return. No job, no place to live after today, off her medications (was on antidepressants but should be on bipolar meds if the new doc would have gotten a damn clue), has had major drunken episodes which have lead to major stupid events (including loss of debit cards, drivers license, car keys, and credit card stolen while at the bar), has gone thru 3 "boyfriends" since the breakup of her last relationship (which ended a couple months ago and started all of this). So basically she is putting her stuff into storage and moving in with her 2 neurotic dogs. I already have a 23 year old son (thank god he is mellow), spouse, roommate who fishes in alaska (and thankfully is on his way back out to sea), 2 pitbulls, one lazy cat, and the son's girlfriend who stays over occasionally all under this roof.

I will be searching for my sanity soon....
 
Kierae said:
I am pretty sure I am being punished for every rotten thing I did in my lifetime. My 27 year old daughter is moving back into my house this weekend. I have tried hard as hell for the last couple months to keep this from happening but evidently she was hellbent on digging herself into such a hole there wasn't going to be any return. No job, no place to live after today, off her medications (was on antidepressants but should be on bipolar meds if the new doc would have gotten a damn clue), has had major drunken episodes which have lead to major stupid events (including loss of debit cards, drivers license, car keys, and credit card stolen while at the bar), has gone thru 3 "boyfriends" since the breakup of her last relationship (which ended a couple months ago and started all of this). So basically she is putting her stuff into storage and moving in with her 2 neurotic dogs. I already have a 23 year old son (thank god he is mellow), spouse, roommate who fishes in alaska (and thankfully is on his way back out to sea), 2 pitbulls, one lazy cat, and the son's girlfriend who stays over occasionally all under this roof.

I will be searching for my sanity soon....


Bummer. *hugs* Good luck.
 
Kierae said:
I am pretty sure I am being punished for every rotten thing I did in my lifetime. My 27 year old daughter is moving back into my house this weekend. I have tried hard as hell for the last couple months to keep this from happening but evidently she was hellbent on digging herself into such a hole there wasn't going to be any return. No job, no place to live after today, off her medications (was on antidepressants but should be on bipolar meds if the new doc would have gotten a damn clue), has had major drunken episodes which have lead to major stupid events (including loss of debit cards, drivers license, car keys, and credit card stolen while at the bar), has gone thru 3 "boyfriends" since the breakup of her last relationship (which ended a couple months ago and started all of this). So basically she is putting her stuff into storage and moving in with her 2 neurotic dogs. I already have a 23 year old son (thank god he is mellow), spouse, roommate who fishes in alaska (and thankfully is on his way back out to sea), 2 pitbulls, one lazy cat, and the son's girlfriend who stays over occasionally all under this roof.

I will be searching for my sanity soon....


Wow. That is like one of my nightmares. I'm not sure what I would do about that at all.

*HUGS*

Fury :rose:
 
the guy I like is an asshole

he just is, i don't know why

he doesn't like me. wtf is wrong with me? i'm cute, i'm nice, i'm fantastic in the sack, i'm good company... he doesn't like me and i am so infatuated and in lust that i can't seem to gather the courage to break it off myself.

i need the strength to stop him from using me so blatantly, and i don't know where to get it.
 
Chicklet said:
the guy I like is an asshole

he just is, i don't know why

he doesn't like me. wtf is wrong with me? i'm cute, i'm nice, i'm fantastic in the sack, i'm good company... he doesn't like me and i am so infatuated and in lust that i can't seem to gather the courage to break it off myself.

i need the strength to stop him from using me so blatantly, and i don't know where to get it.

Nothing is wrong with you!

You are cute, nice, good company and fantasic in the sack. He just isn't the one for you. By staying with him, you might miss out on a better guy. This one doesn't deserve you.

*hugs*

Fury :rose:
 
Chicklet said:
the guy I like is an asshole

he just is, i don't know why

he doesn't like me. wtf is wrong with me? i'm cute, i'm nice, i'm fantastic in the sack, i'm good company... he doesn't like me and i am so infatuated and in lust that i can't seem to gather the courage to break it off myself.

i need the strength to stop him from using me so blatantly, and i don't know where to get it.

*hugs* I'm so sorry, hon.
 
Not so much a bitch as frustration......Master has peritonitis, again. Just seems to be one thing after another. Luckily we started treatment as soon as we realised that His upset tummy wasn't food poisoning :rolleyes:

I asked the nurses at the renal clinic for some antibotics, needles, syringes and everything else to have on hand just for times like this, when He gets ill on a weekend when there's nobody available to treat Him unless we go to the ER. That means hours of waiting around and admitting to hospital when we can perfectly well do everything at home. He is much more comfortable in His own bed, can do what He likes, and is much less stressed, which means He gets better faster.

It's just that I get so tired..........
 
Blushing Bottom said:
I'm getting tired of kissing frogs.

Where have all the princes gone?


Reality is there are alot of DAMN frogs out there - its when you quit looking for the prince, when he/she sneaks up on ya (and was probably under your nose the whole time).

Chicklett - I know you have struggled with this guy for awhile now. It honestly sounds like the issues are his - maybe he isn't capable of getting emotionally/romantically involved. Sometimes folks are in different places - sometimes folks NEVER are capable. My guess is the sex is great (you are too damn cute to not be) and he enjoys it but without the emotional attachment. Unfortunately your emotions and heart is involved so you will have to make the break (he won't do it).

4 more hours of quiet and solitude before the invasion.... :rolleyes:
 
Blushing Bottom said:
I'm getting tired of kissing frogs.

Where have all the princes gone?

So one day a princess was sitting, having a picnic, on the banks of a lake, when a Frog hopped upl.

"Hello!" said the Frog. "I once was a prince, but was turned to a frog by and evil witch. But one kiss from your beautiful lips and I will revert to my manly form. Then you and I will marry and you will come live with me and my mother in our castle, where you will cook for us, clean for us, bear my children, and feel eternally grateful to do so."

That night, over a dinner of sauteed frog legs, the princess snorted to herself and said, "I don't fucking think so."
 
Chicklet said:
the guy I like is an asshole

he just is, i don't know why

he doesn't like me. wtf is wrong with me? i'm cute, i'm nice, i'm fantastic in the sack, i'm good company... he doesn't like me and i am so infatuated and in lust that i can't seem to gather the courage to break it off myself.

i need the strength to stop him from using me so blatantly, and i don't know where to get it.

I know how you feel, for some reason I'm just attracted to guys that are complete jerks. I can't really offer any advice since I'm in a similiar situation, but just remember that there is nothing wrong with you, it's him that has the problem. I mean, he's the one choosing not to be around YOU, so he's the one missing out.
Aithne
 
ROALMAO

Too cute...but there is another type of prince out there, I've met them.

...just seemed to have misplaced them.

:rose:

graceanne said:
So one day a princess was sitting, having a picnic, on the banks of a lake, when a Frog hopped upl.

"Hello!" said the Frog. "I once was a prince, but was turned to a frog by and evil witch. But one kiss from your beautiful lips and I will revert to my manly form. Then you and I will marry and you will come live with me and my mother in our castle, where you will cook for us, clean for us, bear my children, and feel eternally grateful to do so."

That night, over a dinner of sauteed frog legs, the princess snorted to herself and said, "I don't fucking think so."
 
my mom called to tell me that my little brother (22) has testicular cancer. he's having his balls removed... he and i have never been on great terms so i have a few ironic jokes built up about the situation, but i think i have to wait a couple years before i can use them. dunno how i feel about this yet... thought i'd rant about it a lil bit though.
 
Chicklet said:
my mom called to tell me that my little brother (22) has testicular cancer. he's having his balls removed... he and i have never been on great terms so i have a few ironic jokes built up about the situation, but i think i have to wait a couple years before i can use them. dunno how i feel about this yet... thought i'd rant about it a lil bit though.

That's pretty rough.
 
Chicklet said:
my mom called to tell me that my little brother (22) has testicular cancer. he's having his balls removed... he and i have never been on great terms so i have a few ironic jokes built up about the situation, but i think i have to wait a couple years before i can use them. dunno how i feel about this yet... thought i'd rant about it a lil bit though.
See, God's getting you back for thinking like you do about your brother by giving you that boyfriend. :p
 
DVS said:
See, God's getting you back for thinking like you do about your brother by giving you that boyfriend. :p

if he heard you call him my "boyfriend" he'd probably... i don't know... deny it or something :rolleyes:
 
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