Austin8
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And you get back an 8-inch cock shaped icecube tray.
I put in a fist full of pacifiers.
and you get two baby girl's calling you Daddy.
I put in a 3" Penis pump donut...
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And you get back an 8-inch cock shaped icecube tray.
I put in a fist full of pacifiers.
and you get two baby girl's calling you Daddy.
I put in a 3" Penis pump donut...
And you get a copy of Austin Powers' penis pump book. Autographed.
I put in a first printing of "The Man with the Golden Gun"
...and you get back a 24 pack of Pampers size 4 diapers.
I put in a light up baby doll
And you get a lacy teddy
I put in three dozen broken crayons.
...and you get back a formula soaked bedsheet
I put in 2 dozen plastic Gerber containers
I put in a clutch plate from a 63' Stihl model 30...
And you get the gearbox of a '63 Ford GT.
You didn't put anything in, so you don't get shit.
I put in a half-used roll of toilet paper.
Hey Dark
and you get a John Wayne video.
I put in a training switch...
And you get a pair of redheaded willing participants
I put in my shoes that appear to have been chewed on by my daughter.
I put in a Dr. Pepper made with Imperial pure cane sugar...
and you get a large tarantula spider with a can of soda.
I put in a bottle of CO2
and you get a large tarantula spider with a can of soda.
I put in a bottle of CO2
I put in a trash barrel of leeks gone to bolt.
And get back a lump of dry ice.
I put in a trash barrel of leeks gone to bolt.
and you get creamed leeks with curdled cream...
I put in a bunch of fresh ramps Never really cared for the taste
and you get a vehicle jack.
I put in a gallon of old engine oil
and you get back an old injun' woo, woo oo !
I put in a piece of sassafras...
And get back a bowl of gumbo and a mug of root beer.
I put in a seed catalog.
and you get an organic 'Bloody Butcher' heirloom tomato plant.
I put in a pound of safflower seed... for our feathered friends...
and get the 45" coffee table edition of Feathered Friends - Songbirds of Northern Ontario in Glorious Colour
I put in 33" record - Meatloaf Bad Attitude![]()
I put in a black leather corset, left behind after drunken party...
And you get a pair of lace-up leather gloves
I put in a mis-match pair of military boots
and you get a voluptuous redhead calling you sarge.
I put in a dental pick...