voluptuary_manque
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And you get back a satisfied smile.
I put in a chicken dijonnaise
I put in a chicken dijonnaise
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And you get back a wild-eyed woman.
I put in a tube of K-Y Warming Gel...
Austin8;30841493 I put in a pixie anal probe...[/QUOTE said:And you got a shit picture on the screen.
I put in a real good Steak dinner -
And you got a shit picture on the screen.
I put in a real good Steak dinner -
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I put in a peck of pickled peppers...
And you got out a nice lunch.
I put in an old B52
I put in a DeHavilland Beaver . . . on floats.
And you get two fishing rods and tackle.
I put in a grilled Salmon
And you get a viral video of a fisherman kicking a bear in the balls.
I put in two T-bones cooked to the perfect shade of medium rare.
And you get back two loaded baked potatoes.
I put in a platter of corn on the cob...
And you get a nun who's spent a little too much time working in the garden.
I put in a tub of unsalted, unsweetened cream butter.
And you get back a little girl on a tuffet.
I put in a house of straw...
And you get a wood frame shack in the Washington wilderness.
I put in a leaky carton of milk, 2%...
And you get back a bag of broken cookies.
I put in a silent film on DVD...
and you get your own personal mime.
I put in an ear of field corn...
I put in a failed experiment involving bacteria and jelly beans...
And you get a complete Government.
I put in a field of Grass
I put in 3 pickled eggs...
And you got three drunken chicks.
I put in a Colt 45
And you get back an MD 20/20.
I put in a bag of broken electric toothbrushes...
and you get a pissed porn actress.
I put in a slippery tube of K-Y jelly...
And you get some embarrassing questions from your proctologist.
I put in a French cook book, well-used.
and you get Jacque Pepin in a speedo!
I put in a burnt on mess...
And you get back a coupon for a hamburger.
I put in a colander of wilted string beans...
and you get 'th' bear' offering cooking lessons.
I put in a stained sheet.