voluptuary_manque
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And you get back a torn condom.
I put in a set of fur lined handcuffs...
And you get an upset she-bear with shaved wrists.
I put in a cask of Amontillado.
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And you get back a torn condom.
I put in a set of fur lined handcuffs...
And you get back a torn condom.
I put in a set of fur lined handcuffs...
And you get an upset she-bear with shaved wrists.
I put in a cask of Amontillado.
And you get a very chilly little rodent
I put in a copy of the "Cuddle Sutra"
I put in a gift pack of massage oils and a mink glove.
And you get an angry bald Mink with shiny skin.
I put in my late grandad's dentures
And you get back someone's grandmother, sans dentures.
I put in a hail stone the size of a baseball.
and you get young blonde with a bat.
I put in ropes used on Patty last night...
I put in a safe.
And get out a stick of dynamite.
I put in a Hearing Aid
I put in a tub of bacon fat...
And you get a nasty warm mess on the floor.
I put in an old car battery.
I put in a hundred pages of homework assigned out of pure spite.
And you get 32 mouse-nests and a large quantity of confetti.
I put in a box of blunt pencils
Austin8;30865391 I put in a nipple clamp...[/QUOTE said:And you get a old, locked padlock.
I put in a Juniper tree
And you get a old, locked padlock.
I put in a Juniper tree
I put in a naughty school teacher...
And you get a Jail sentence.
I put in a Thesaurus. [and I'm off to bed. Night all ]
What a wonderful sentence it would be
and you get a wordy thespian.
I put in a pack of camel cigarettes...
Night Handley
I think your post's are the coolest, Bear!And you get a camel with hypertension and incipient lung cancer.
I put in a recently discovered old scroll.
i put in an old post on page 3...
[ note: there is a UK Newspaper that has a pretty lady on page 3 ]
And you get a very angry Woodpecker complaining about his new nest being ruined.
I put in a Joystick.
And you get back a Sybian
I put in two of the 4-cell Mag Light flash lights.
and you get Claire Maglica's divorce attorney.
I put in a pink pixie anal probe...