stickygirl
All the witches
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- Jan 3, 2012
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and you get two hot cross bunsand you get a haute couture KKK meeting.
I put in some like it hot...
I put in a fond farewell and curtsey
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and you get two hot cross bunsand you get a haute couture KKK meeting.
I put in some like it hot...
and you get two hot cross buns
I put in a fond farewell and curtsey
and you get a kiss on the forehead.
I put in a touch on gentility...
And Inspector Gently insists you spell his name right.
I put in tickets to the Policeman's Ball.
and they're actually to the Other Policeman's Ball.
I but in a lumberjack...
and you get an angry troll and a dwarf called Gimliwho dresses rather funny. . . .
I put in a new Axe.
and you get an angry troll and a dwarf called Gimli
I put in the shards of Anduril
and the Elvish Smiths decline to fix it.
I put in an English Quarter-staff
and out comes Black Rodand you find yourself short of needed employees.
I put in a Staff Sargeant...
and out comes Black Rod
I put in the Stone of Destiny
*waves*
and you get pointed atand you get a load of mortar
I put in a tin of stone adhesive
and you get pointed at
I put in a red dog and Western Australia
And you get a brown fox
I put in a J-pole aerial
and you a fractal structure with a Planck scaleand you get a bi-polar disorder.
I put in a pair of antipodes...
and you a fractal structure with a Planck scale
I put in a vibrating string...
and you get a very large orchestraand the Hubble constant rises one octave.
I put in a Holst Suite...
and you get a very large orchestra
I put in the last train to clarksville
and you're off to die in some foreign land.
I put in a Monkee Trial...
which is fine for a hundred bucks
I put in a Statute Law
and you have to remove that naked statute from your front lawn.
I put in a consolidation of municipal by-laws...
but ignored by the Outlaws
I put in a de-desalination plant.
and you get a tubful of happy haddock.
I put in a brackish estuary...
but very few fish for anglers.
I put in a size 12 barbless hook
and Barb is offended that you left her out.
I put in a co-ed fishing foursome...