Noor
Citizen of the World
- Joined
- Jan 7, 2003
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and what they caught does not swim.
I put in a a load of Penicillin
and you get moldy bread
I put in a bunch of peace babies
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and what they caught does not swim.
I put in a a load of Penicillin
and you get moldy bread
I put in a bunch of peace babies
and the 60s are, like, deja-vu all over again.
I put in a collection of SPU Peace Buttons...
And another war is declared
I put in a a lapel button marked "To open, press HERE"
and you get an organ recitaland you get a plunger
I put in Bach Rescue remedy
and you get an organ recital
I put in a large steel ball bearing
And it gets a crack in the coating.
I put in a pot of petroleum jelly
and you get back nice unchapped lips
I put in a science fiction author
but the bump burns out the clutch- = - = - = - mega BUMP - = - = - = - =
but the bump burns out the clutch
I put in a blues singer and his guitar
And the audience bursts into tears.
I put in a new G string for it
and you get a guitar wearing a thong.
I put in all the stress building up at home...
and you get an estimate for masonry repairs.
I put in a Freemason on a trike...
And you get a fifth of Crown Royal.
I put in $100 gift card to Victoria's Secret...
and you win the cake walk competition.
I put in a secret Victoria...
But she's not nice at all.
I put in a Chocolate Sponge cake
and you get a Boston Cream pie
I put in a revolutionary war
And you get a Mohegan Sun member card and a dauber.
I put in a jar of dead fruit flies.
and you get a Grateful Dead Fruit cake
I put in a magic clock that stops time
and the battery goes flat at inconvenient times.
I put in a new Fountain Pen
And you get an etch a sketch with no knobs.
I put in three blind mice
who get applications in Braille for transplants.
I put in a deaf Bellringer
And you make a small fortune selling earplugs to his neighbours.
[cheers]Heya, Handley![/cheers]
I put in a tuning fork, and a butter knife.