Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
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- Aug 18, 2007
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and you get an unhappy woman.
I put in a couples' weekend...
And he wins the local Golf tournament
I put in a box of new tennis balls
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and you get an unhappy woman.
I put in a couples' weekend...
And he wins the local Golf tournament
I put in a box of new tennis balls
and you get marbles
I put in one very complicated aerial
and you get a slippery furrow..and you get a simple signal
I put in a used tractor tyre
and you get a slippery furrow..
I put in a set of Cambridge rolls
and out come two no4 Gripleysit gets sent to Crewe for a service.
I put in a No8 Gripley
and out come two no4 Gripleys
I put in a wing and a prayer
And Lo, they did ascend the Heavens. . . .
I put in a small rocket engine
...you get one Korean dictator.
I put in an irritable hedgehog.
And you get Sonic the pussy whipped woodchuck.
I put in my own two cents.
I pull the handle on the slot machine and you win the jackpot!
I put in a cashier's check for a bazillion dollars...
And you get a vending machine that's on it's way to the French Riviera. And my two cents.
I put in a rubber chicken.
and you get a really chewy chicken salad on a day old croissant.
I put in a handful of loose coins, pocket lint included...
and you get change in Roman Dinari. . . .
I put in a box of Vietnam memorabilia.
and you get a performance of Love's Labour Lostand you get some really bad flashbacks. Bummer, Man!
I put in friends lost for nothing...
and you get a performance of Love's Labour Lost
I put in Malvolio's yellow stockings
and you end up believing that the square of the hypoteneuse equals the sum of the squares of the other two sides.
I put old man Riemann in the VM again...
and it still adds up to trivial zeros.
I put in some whole numbers
and you get a Texan in a ten litre hat ( litre is spelled this way )and you get a base-twelve system of measurements.
I put in an Imperial gallon...
and you get a Texan in a ten litre hat ( litre is spelled this way )
I put in a pint of Virgin Olive oil
Hi Tio
(Well, Jane, where I live, liter is often spelled litre.)
and you get a glistening, slippery virgin.
I put in an olio...
(and I will be responding to your letter, Jane. Patience.)
...but you get a sub-refraction derived warning and steer hard right into rocks by mistakebut it does not fit the 'plane.
I put in a RADAR set.
...but you get a sub-refraction derived warning and steer hard right into rocks by mistake
I put in some sensible precautions
and you find them useless in the face of absurdity.
I put in a smidgen of adversity...
and miss the game.
I put in a reflection