The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and the maiden blushes with suitable shyness.


I put in a small coven

and the Inquisitor-General finds himself seduced.

I put in a bubbling cauldron...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the Inquisitor-General finds himself seduced.

I put in a bubbling cauldron...

but the jar marked "Eye of Bat" is empty.

I put in a twisted candle

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but the jar marked "Eye of Bat" is empty.

I put in a twisted candle

and a witch discovers her g-spot.

I put in a Bell and a Book...

 

[Handley_Page]

and a witch discovers her g-spot.

I put in a Bell and a Book...

and James Stewart is lost forever

I put in a Grimoire

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and James Stewart is lost forever

I put in a Grimoire

and I'm up all night reading.

I put in a dream about a certain apprentice...

 

[Handley_Page]

and I'm up all night reading.

I put in a dream about a certain apprentice...

with big feet and huge ears; and he wears gloves.


I put in a large cat

 

[Tio_Narratore]

with big feet and huge ears; and he wears gloves.


I put in a large cat

and the apprentice gets a healthy lesson in self-control.

I put in a bed of catnip...

 

[Austin8]

and the apprentice gets a healthy lesson in self-control.

I put in a bed of catnip...

and the cats are rollin' and a tumble 'n'

I put in a deep fried Mars Bar

 

[Handley_Page]

and the cats are rollin' and a tumble 'n'

I put in a deep fried Mars Bar

but it does not survive the trip.

I put in an ice cream for an Eskimo.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but it does not survive the trip.

I put in an ice cream for an Eskimo.

and you get a thank-you-for-the-pie note fom Itiimaniaq.

I put in the tale of Naudya, the girl who broke all the taboos...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a thank-you-for-the-pie note fom Itiimaniaq.

I put in the tale of Naudya, the girl who broke all the taboos...

and, it is illustrated by Austin.

I put in a picture of her tattoo of her biggest taboo.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it is illustrated by Austin.

I put in a picture of her tattoo of her biggest taboo.

and Sedna rises from the waves, declaring "That looks like fun!"

I put in a quick response from the nearest shaman...

 

[Handley_Page]

and Sedna rises from the waves, declaring "That looks like fun!"

I put in a quick response from the nearest shaman...

and there's a tremendous Thunderstorm.

I put in an umbrella

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and there's a tremendous Thunderstorm.

I put in an umbrella

and, the umbrella is solid red with a hug insurance policy attached to it.

I put in a piece of the rock.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the umbrella is solid red with a hug insurance policy attached to it.

I put in a piece of the rock.

and create a fault line that cleaves it from top to bottom.

I put in a request for a Federal bail-out...

 

[sacrificedangel]

and create a fault line that cleaves it from top to bottom.

I put in a request for a Federal bail-out...

And it is denied due to an administration fuck up.

I put in a voucher for a full body massage

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And it is denied due to an administration fuck up.

I put in a voucher for a full body massage

and it feels a lot better than does another insurance company bail-out.

I put in a reciprocal massage offer...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it feels a lot better than does another insurance company bail-out.

I put in a reciprocal massage offer...

and, it turns into reciprocal foreplay, complete with hot rocks and shade from that red umbrella.

I put in a bale of cotton.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, it turns into reciprocal foreplay, complete with hot rocks and shade from that red umbrella.

I put in a bale of cotton.

and you have to pick another tomorrow

I put in a cold virus

 

[Austin8]

and, it turns into reciprocal foreplay, complete with hot rocks and shade from that red umbrella.

I put in a bale of cotton.

and I look for bowl weevils

I put in a thrashing machine!

 

[Handley_Page]

and I look for bowl weevils

I put in a thrashing machine!

and the ladies all line up for a go.

[or: and several Football clubs have an auction to buy it ]


I put in a Gin Trap

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and, I go to bed alone, covered in bug bites and sick from the fever they have given me, knowing I will be thrashing with the covers all night.

I put in a two travel pillows for romantic companions.

 

[Austin8]

and the ladies all line up for a go.

[or: and several Football clubs have an auction to buy it ]


I put in a Gin Trap

and Bar, bats her eyes at you trying to get you to reveal your source

I put in a atticipated match that I will miss saturday

 

[Handley_Page]

and Bar, bats her eyes at you trying to get you to reveal your source

I put in a anticipated match that I will miss saturday

and you get a reminder to watch the Bahrain F1 Grands Pix on Sunday.

I put in a photo of the McClaren cars

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a reminder to watch the Bahrain F1 Grands Pix on Sunday.

I put in a photo of the McClaren cars

and the images are blurred with the speed.

I put in a high-speed sensor...