The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[YoursSINSerely]

and it bespeaks a very naughty night.

I put in my unneeded pyjamas...

And, the vending crew has to lower the price because nobody wants them.

I put in a plump down pillow.

 

[sacrificedangel]

And, the vending crew has to lower the price because nobody wants them.

I put in a plump down pillow.

and the ducks and geese revolt and start a war over the pillow wanting their feathers back. Greedy poltry

I put in a full scottish breakfast...*hears it sizzling in the background*

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the ducks and geese revolt and start a war over the pillow wanting their feathers back. Greedy poltry

I put in a full scottish breakfast...*hears it sizzling in the background*

and, it's amazing how hot the vending machine keeps the delicious food.

I put in a cup of french roast coffee.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, it's amazing how hot the vending machine keeps the delicious food.

I put in a cup of french roast coffee.

and a large mug full of Dutch Coffee emerges

I put in a mere hint of green on the bushes.

 

[sacrificedangel]

and a large mug full of Dutch Coffee emerges

I put in a mere hint of green on the bushes.

and mother nature gets pissed and reverts us back to winter once more *sigh*

I put in my fella's playstation controller to hide it from him.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and mother nature gets pissed and reverts us back to winter once more *sigh*

I put in my fella's playstation controller to hide it from him.

and, the two of you find something else to play with for days and days.

I put in a good book.

 

[sacrificedangel]

and, the two of you find something else to play with for days and days.

I put in a good book.

and I have to put a bookmark in at the best bit because dinner needs making.

I put in a free dental check up.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I have to put a bookmark in at the best bit because dinner needs making.

I put in a free dental check up.

and, even my teeth are perfect in this virtual world.

I put in one free ticket to the Tonight Show.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, even my teeth are perfect in this virtual world.

I put in one free ticket to the Tonight Show.

and you find yourself seated next to the man of your dreams.

I put in an after-the-show cocktail party...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you find yourself seated next to the man of your dreams.

I put in an after-the-show cocktail party...

and he gets smashed out of his head.

and you get a Taxi.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and he gets smashed out of his head.

and you get a Taxi.

and the driver gets lost since it's his first time driving in this city.

I put in an miscalibrated GPS...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the driver gets lost since it's his first time driving in this city.

I put in an miscalibrated GPS...

and you get home in record time and astonishingly low cost.


I put in a Smiths Auto-pilot Mk 10.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get home in record time and astonishingly low cost.


I put in a Smiths Auto-pilot Mk 10.

and the Jones' get intensely jealous.

I put in a 3-speed manual transmission...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the Jones' get intensely jealous.

I put in a 3-speed manual transmission...

with a broken reverse cog.

I put in a new CV joint

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the Jones' get intensely jealous.

I put in a 3-speed manual transmission...

and, it's on the column and gives me a chance to slide over.

I put in a set of dice on a string for the mirror.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

with a broken reverse cog.

I put in a new CV joint

and, it's on the column and gives me a chance to slide over.

I put in a set of dice on a string for the mirror.

and the joint needs the dangle dolly to come up craps.

I put in a stochastic interstellar engine...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the joint needs the dangle dolly to come up craps.

I put in a stochastic interstellar engine...

but the Bergenholme needs alignment first.

I put in a missing lensman.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but the Bergenholme needs alignment first.

I put in a missing lensman.

and no one can see the missing man.

I put in a lens cover...

 

[Handley_Page]

and no one can see the missing man.

I put in a lens cover...

which does not fit the lens on my camera.


I put in a spare mirror for the Telescope

 

[YoursSINSerely]

which does not fit the lens on my camera.


I put in a spare mirror for the Telescope

and, I drop my coins into the vending machine to buy that mirror because its the perfect size for me to have you watch me put on my lipstick from across the street with your old telescope and scrated mirror.

I put in a used tissue with my lip prints upon it.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I drop my coins into the vending machine to buy that mirror because its the perfect size for me to have you watch me put on my lipstick from across the street with your old telescope and scrated mirror.

I put in a used tissue with my lip prints upon it.

and the shrink has a Field Day with it.

I put in a packet of tissues.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the shrink has a Field Day with it.

I put in a packet of tissues.

and the shrink takes it as the remains of a depraved orgy.

I put in a paragraph of litsters dressed only in flimsy gauze...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the shrink takes it as the remains of a depraved orgy.

I put in a paragraph of litsters dressed only in flimsy gauze...

and, the tropical breeze flows freely through the thin material to cool their bodies while the sun's rays baths their faces in warmth.

I put in a bird of paradise.

 

[sacrificedangel]

and, the tropical breeze flows freely through the thin material to cool their bodies while the sun's rays baths their faces in warmth.

I put in a bird of paradise.

and the creature leaves us all in awe...and steals our wallets.

I put in a treasure map.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the creature leaves us all in awe...and steals our wallets.

I put in a treasure map.

and, it only leads us to the buried treasure.

I put in a plastic shovel.