The ask me a question game!

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I need someone to come change the oil in my car. I've always paid or had someone to do that for me. It's needed it for a couple of weeks so I suppose I will learn how to do it myself soon (wish the shops would let you bring in the oil/filter and they change it but they don't around here).

What is at the top of your bucket list?

Oh, that's easy. :) I'd trade you an oil change.

Top of my bucket list...Good question. Right now, to hike into the basin of the Grand Canyon.

What would you trade me an oil change for?
 
It is if I can use your shower before hand so I don't get grease on your furniture...and if it's good beer. ;)

What would you cook for us?
Of course you can use my shower. Always good beer as long as you like dark...none of the light stuff around here.

I can get whatever you like...did I say anything about cooking?
 
Of course you can use my shower. Always good beer as long as you like dark...none of the light stuff around here.

I can get whatever you like...did I say anything about cooking?

I guess you didn't...I just thought your nipples might look nice through an apron and my imagination filled in the blanks!
 
I don't think they've ever been in an apron :p

Don't you think there's better things to do than cook?

Maybe...Although after changing your oil and fixing a half dozen other things under the hood, I might be pretty tired and want to lie back on your couch...post shower of course. ;)

What would you rather do than cook?
 
Maybe...Although after changing your oil and fixing a half dozen other things under the hood, I might be pretty tired and want to lie back on your couch...post shower of course. ;)

What would you rather do than cook?
Well, you could show me how to change the oil while you're doing it so I wouldn't have to keep calling you :p...I'd much rather change oil than cook :D

What did you think I'd say?
 
Well, you could show me how to change the oil while you're doing it so I wouldn't have to keep calling you :p...I'd much rather change oil than cook :D

What did you think I'd say?

I was hoping you'd say get into a Mario Bros tournament with me. ;) I for one would rather cook than change oil, but I enjoy both if we're being honest.

What would you rather do than get into a Mario Bros tournament?
 
I was hoping you'd say get into a Mario Bros tournament with me. ;) I for one would rather cook than change oil, but I enjoy both if we're being honest.

What would you rather do than get into a Mario Bros tournament?
I LOVE Mario!!!!

Is there anything better than a Mario tournament???? :D
 
Would a strip Mario tournament count as a Mario tournament, and therefore not be a valid answer to your question?
Hmmm....I'd have to think about that to decide whether that's an answer or not then I have to go dust of my game and start practicing and get out lots of clothes that I can layer :D

Will you bring me some homebrew when you come?
 
Hmmm....I'd have to think about that to decide whether that's an answer or not then I have to go dust of my game and start practicing and get out lots of clothes that I can layer :D

Will you bring me some homebrew when you come?

Sounds like you've already decided it's an answer. I'll come with a six pack of homebrew and like ten shirts.

Will you genuflect properly when I whoop your ass at Mario?
 
Sounds like you've already decided it's an answer. I'll come with a six pack of homebrew and like ten shirts.

Will you genuflect properly when I whoop your ass at Mario?
Yes sir, if it comes to that, I will be on my knees at your feet :p

I almost asked what you were drinking but then remembered I will be supplying your beer ;)

Only ten?
 
Yes sir, if it comes to that, I will be on my knees at your feet :p

I almost asked what you were drinking but then remembered I will be supplying your beer ;)

Only ten?

If it makes you feel better, I suspect it'll be a close match. I'll start out with ten shirts, but I'll be down to one and my boxers by the time you're naked. So don't feel too bad.

What will you wear, exactly?
 
If it makes you feel better, I suspect it'll be a close match. I'll start out with ten shirts, but I'll be down to one and my boxers by the time you're naked. So don't feel too bad.

What will you wear, exactly?
Everything I can get on :eek:...I'll make sure the AC's on, I think we may need it for a while.

Since you don't mind cooking, what are you making?
 
Everything I can get on :eek:...I'll make sure the AC's on, I think we may need it for a while.

Since you don't mind cooking, what are you making?

You think you can work the controller when your arms are so stiff with all those clothes? You're goin' DOWN, girl.

If you want to stay cool, maybe I'll make a spinach salad with fresh vegetables, pecans and golden raisins, with slices of chicken on top, grilled and marinated in wine.

What dirty tactics would you employ to try and make me lose when it's my turn?
 
You think you can work the controller when your arms are so stiff with all those clothes? You're goin' DOWN, girl.

If you want to stay cool, maybe I'll make a spinach salad with fresh vegetables, pecans and golden raisins, with slices of chicken on top, grilled and marinated in wine.

What dirty tactics would you employ to try and make me lose when it's my turn?
Only my thumbs have to work :nana:

Mmmm...that sounds really good :)

I can't tell you cause then you'd be ready for them, but I do play dirty...just so you know :D

Are you gonna be mad when I win, even if I cheat?
 
Only my thumbs have to work :nana:

Mmmm...that sounds really good :)

I can't tell you cause then you'd be ready for them, but I do play dirty...just so you know :D

Are you gonna be mad when I win, even if I cheat?

What makes you think you're going to be the only one who's cheating?

Also, what makes you think you're going to win? Do you even know the location of the elusive fourth warp zone? Girl, you are gonna be wearing SO much less than me.
 
What makes you think you're going to be the only one who's cheating?

Also, what makes you think you're going to win? Do you even know the location of the elusive fourth warp zone? Girl, you are gonna be wearing SO much less than me.
:eek: Maybe I will practice my bowing instead of the game :eek:

What will my consolation prize be? :(
 
Ouch...those things are kinda sensitive. Can't I have something good...like another beer :confused:

Would you let me win on purpose because you feel sorry for me, please?

Another beer and a nice gentle nipple stroke. Deal?

Maybe I would...But then what would MY consolation prize be?
 
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