rbijon
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Depends on said wild pirate's chest and belly, I'm thinking.
Lean & well muscled!
Women who swear a lot, sexy or low class?
Low class, even in men.
How deep is your well?![]()
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Depends on said wild pirate's chest and belly, I'm thinking.
Lean & well muscled!
Women who swear a lot, sexy or low class?
Low class, even in men.
How deep is your well?![]()
No well on city water.
How low is too low when cleavage is concerned?
I am tall, so any girl under 5'-10"
I A you only look once.![]()
Where is your question?![]()
Does there really have to be a question
Is it not the Ask me a question Thread?
It is one, and do you think one can only answer a question with a question ?

Of course not, a question can always be answered with an action.
What action would you prefer?![]()
NEVER!!!!!!!Bow to me
How often do you bow to a man ???
NEVER!!!!!!!
Why would any woman bow to a man???????
Didn't think it was a bow. Maybe a curtsey?NEVER!!!!!!!
Why would any woman bow to a man???????
Didn't think it was a bow. Maybe a curtsey?
Do you think chivalry is dead?
I don't think chivalry is dead, guys still open doors and carry packages.......of course ya never know the guiding force behind the chivalry...No. I live it daily.
Do you??
I don't think chivalry is dead, guys still open doors and carry packages.......of course ya never know the guiding force behind the chivalry...
Women wearing skirts or dresses in public without panties is it trashy, sexy, or just plain hot?????
I value the tease of modesty, but also the blatant sexuality of the act. I'm impartial.
Do you prefer facial hair on a man or not?
If it suits him, sure. I'm always a fan of the stubble. Not so much of the 'stache, though. Why do some people play with some random stranger's hair?
I don't know about others, but children often to do this to me due to the unusual color. A man once did it at a party and leaned over telling me my hair was the color of a "wildfire". Clearly he wanted to get laid.
What is the worst pick up line you have ever used or received?
Well, I guess the old "If I told you you had a great body, would hold it against me?"
If a cheesy and obvious pick up line is delivered with the right sense of humor, can it work?
Yes - I have honestly laughed at the one you just gave and ended up dancing the night away with the young man.
What is the best pick up line you have ever used or received?

Yes - I have honestly laughed at the one you just gave and ended up dancing the night away with the young man.
What is the best pick up line you have ever used or received?

Wanna go to a movie with me?
She married me...
What sexual activity makes you laugh when you think about it?
I just saw one the other day. The chick was standing on her head and the guy was plowing her from behind and in that position her butt hole opened wide. I just knew the guy was going to stick his finger in, but he disappointed me.
My neck aches, what would you recommend?
That's pretty funny!I just saw one the other day. The chick was standing on her head and the guy was plowing her from behind and in that position her butt hole opened wide. I just knew the guy was going to stick his finger in, but he disappointed me.
My neck aches, what would you recommend?
Heated pads. And some advil, maybe? Plus a massage. Naked, preferably.
Favorite sexual activity?/.
That's pretty funny!
um...scotch....?
Or possibly a man named "sven" with long blonde hair and a massage licence.
eh..forget the licence...
How far in advance do you plan your Christmas activities?
