The art of using innuendo...

[lovetoread]

in·nu·en·do

An indirect or subtle, usually derogatory implication in expression; an insinuation.

It is an artform.

That I'll say up front.

The way of trying to insinuate something without actually saying it.

Then you have deniablity.

Oh the sweet sound of deniablity.

No,of course I didnt say that. I said this.

I'm innocent,and you are some whacked up bitch for accusing me.

There is no proof. Show me what proof that you have...

Yep.

Its true,when you insinuate, there is no proof. After all you actually dont say a word do you? It's not your fault that they came up with this idea,right?

All I have to say about it is,that if you think that you are an artist with innuendo,you really are not.

Those that are the true artists never leave a trail.

Me,I dont have it in me to beat around the bush.

If I think you are skank,I'll let you know.

So what do you think about it?

Do you prefer an innuendo?

Do you use innuendo?

Or are you a straight out and say it type of person?

 

[Olivianna]

I think you know how I'd answer. *wink* *wink*

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Innuendo is a way of saying something you really want to say, but if it's taken the wrong way, you have an "out" by saying that you were misunderstood.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I think I sent you a PM a couple weeks back LTR....innuendo?

 

[Rambling Rose]

This is all about me, isn't it?













(that was my straight up, confrontational approach. Tongue in cheek, yes - but you didn't say anything about that!)

 

[lovetoread]

I think I sent you a PM a couple weeks back LTR....innuendo?

Wasnt that when we had that hot pm sex?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Wasnt that when we had that hot pm sex?

That was the day your vowels went out on the keyboard....I just remember MMMmmmm and Mmmpppphhhh's....so it was good for you too?

 

[perks]

This innuendo thread stinks of subtext.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I should have washed my hands before I came in.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

This innuendo thread stinks of subtext.

No, that's an insinuation.

 

[perks]

I should have washed my hands before I came in.

I will lick your fingers.

 

[lovetoread]

This post was meant to be as clear as mud.

 

[perks]

I think it was clearer than that. I have duck eyes.

 

[lovetoread]

Darn. I was so trying to keep it all dark and mysterious.

 

[TheDR4KE]

I think it was clearer than that. I have duck eyes.

and they are gorgeous, like a hazelnut that you know is filled with earthy delights and age-old wisdom; that you know will teach you love and lust and life; that you want to see so badly that you lie awake, wake her up in the middle of the night when you still haven't managed to get to sleep, wearing her wrath for a glimpse of bella brown.

 

[Guest]

Innuendo...

makes things more fun and interesting

 

[Dietrich K.]

If you leave your blinds open, people can see innuendo.

 

[lovetoread]

If you leave your blinds open, people can see innuendo.

That,my dear,was the best joke I have ever seen.

Thank you.

 

[perks]

and they are gorgeous, like a hazelnut that you know is filled with earthy delights and age-old wisdom; that you know will teach you love and lust and life; that you want to see so badly that you lie awake, wake her up in the middle of the night when you still haven't managed to get to sleep, wearing her wrath for a glimpse of bella brown.

wake up, you! I wanna see your duckies.

 

[superlittlegirl]

I always thought that innuendo was just as much about the listener's creatively interpretive slant.

I can find innuendo in nearly any conversation.

 

[Coolville]

Innuendo... if you know what I mean...

 

[TheDR4KE]

wake up, you! I wanna see your duckies.

Quack

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Markets are good for innuendo. Watching the women sqeezing the plums of the stall holder and admiring the size of the bananas. And there are always nice round melons on display...

Oh, hang on, those are double entendres. Bugger.

 

[chromefreak]

Innuendo... if you know what I mean...

Hey! We'll have no more of those innyourendos, Mister!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Come now, lovey, is there any better form of communication without nudity?