The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[subdudeme13]

Ode to the Men of Climax Unlimited

Behold these men, a curious breed,
Armed with wit, and words that bleed.
Brains like steel, tongues like sin,
Every thought a place I ache to begin.

They spar with logic, they tease with rhyme,
They stretch each sentence till it’s borderline crime.
Philosophers by day, rogues by night,
They ruin with laughter, then ruin with might.

They juggle ideas, sharp as a blade,
Turn coffee to fire, and blushes to shade.
Intelligence dripping, seduction refined,
A dangerous cocktail that ruins the mind.

And yet - what’s worse, or maybe divine
They do it in chorus, they do it in line.
A band of brothers, each wicked, each bold,
Each capable of pleasure stories yet untold.

So here’s to these men, impossible to disguise,
Sexy as hell - with danger in their eyes.

I know where the danger is!

 

[Carmina24]

I know where the danger is!

Where?

 

[subdudeme13]

Where?

I don't kiss and tell!

 

[jacfox]

I know where the danger is!

Ditto?

I don't kiss and tell!

Intriguing...

 

[subdudeme13]

Ditto?

Intriguing...

I am trying to be good here!


What kind of cream was that?

 

[subdudeme13]

Awww....look at you two....so cute!

I'm cute! I'm cute!

 

[jacfox]

The boss thinks we both are. Bodes well...maybe a promotion in the offing. Or, um, a rise...?

 

[Carmina24]

The boss thinks we both are. Bodes well...maybe a promotion in the offing. Or, um, a rise...?

You meant "raise," right?

 

[jacfox]

I know what I meant...

 

[Pad_Foot]

It seems all the gentlemen on campus have experienced this “rise” that was mentioned

 

[Carmina24]

@Pad_Foot You're here!
*Hugs*

 

[Carmina24]

@JustDave478 Welcome! *Guiding you to a comfy couch and handing you a drinks menu* Enjoy your stay here.

 

[Pad_Foot]

@Pad_Foot You're here!
*Hugs*

Bewildered
But happy !!

Hi

 

[Noone45]

Hey R&D Department,
How about you guys make a realistic sex dolls ?

 

[Noone45]

Hey R&D Department,
How about you guys make a realistic sex dolls ?

More work for you guys
https://media.tenor.com/3mWD45JzoOQAAAAi/puffy-bear-crazy.gif

 

[Carmina24]

Hey R&D Department,
How about you guys make a realistic sex dolls ?

Hello @Noone45 Thank you for keeping us on our toes.
Let's see what the rest of the team has to say about this.

 

[Noone45]

Hello @Noone45 Thank you for keeping us on our toes.
Let's see what the rest of the team has to say about this.

It'll be better , if that dolls are made after people's favourite pornstars

 

[jacfox]

Am I permitted to request one in the image of the founder? It would need to be  very realistic, to have even a chance of providing satisfaction. Anything less would be sacrilege

 

[Carmina24]

Am I permitted to request one in the image of the founder? It would need to be  very realistic, to have even a chance of providing satisfaction. Anything less would be sacrilege

Certainly! We shall provide a doll in the very realistic image of @Hornymwtxn

 

[jacfox]

Umm...not really what I was thinking, but hey, we should have them in both sexes

 

[Carmina24]

@stevesthename
Welcome! *Guiding you to a comfy chair and handing you the drinks menu*
Enjoy your visit!

 

[subdudeme13]

Certainly! We shall provide a doll in the very realistic image of @Hornymwtxn

The sex dolls will have genitals that replicate those of the model.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Certainly! We shall provide a doll in the very realistic image of @Hornymwtxn

Nobody wants that!

 

[Noone45]

Noone wants that!

Why would I want that ?
No i don't want it !

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The sex dolls will have genitals that replicate those of the model.

Miniature it is then