Noone45
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No it as to be as big as the pornstarsMiniature it is then![]()
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No it as to be as big as the pornstarsMiniature it is then![]()
Exactly, i want our company to do it better then them to survive in the marketAll seriousness aside. I did see adds for dolls that replicate porn stars and there genitals so you would feel like you were having sex with the porn star.
Did you ever see the movie Barbarella? It had a sex machine but it couldn't handle Jane Fonda.Exactly, i want our company to do it better then them to survive in the market
I believe I was assigned CEO.@Hornymwtxn ,
Mr. Horny, which department are you from ?
What are you doing? Make the r&d department work in fast phaseI believe I was assigned CEO.
But like most CEO's I haven't a clue
NoDid you ever see the movie Barbarella? It had a sex machine but it couldn't handle Jane Fonda.
This is how i imagine discipline officerWelcome to the Executive Suite of Climax Unlimited
Every empire of pleasure needs its architects… and ours is staffed from the top down:
And this, dear visitors, is where you come in.
- CEO (Chief Ecstasy Officer) - steering the vision, keeping us forever on the edge of innovation. @Hornymwtxn
- COO (Chief Operating Officer) - keeping every moving part synchronized, from spark to climax. @mustang_driver
- CFO (Chief Financial Officer) - proving that satisfaction pays dividends. @write_or_wrong
- CIO (Chief Information Officer) - guardian of code, testing, and security - because even fantasies need firewalls. @masterslave00
- Chief R&D Officer (Research & Delight) - conceiving, teasing, and perfecting new ideas. @bestkeptsecret678
- Chief Pleasure Production Officer - turning designs into tangible indulgence, ensuring every release exceeds performance standards. @jacfox
- Chief Technical Officer of Pleasure Engineering - the engineer of thrills, blending precision with provocation. @subdudeme13
- Chief People & Discipline Officer - balancing encouragement and correction, shaping both talent and mischief. @Carmina24
- Director of Endurance & Team Synergy - keeping the stamina high and the team in perfect rhythm. @Artfan2
- Chief Legal Officer - drafting the rules, then finding the loopholes worth exploring. @okatty35
- Volunteer Testers - the bravest souls of all, putting our creations through their paces and reporting back with thoroughly satisfying reviews. @Noone45
We’re always on the lookout for new recruits: visionaries, conspirators, mischief-makers, or those bold enough to test the boundaries of delight. Titles are negotiable, but enthusiasm is not.
Consider this your invitation. If you’d like to join the Climax Unlimited team, step forward and apply for the position that tempts you most. In lieu of salary, we pay in product - generously tested, thoroughly enjoyed.
If I’ve missed anyone in this list, please let me know and I will correct it - and forgive me. The suite is ever-growing, and every role deserves its place in the hall of pleasure.
Disclaimer
Climax Unlimited (TM) is a fictional company born in this thread. It’s parody, not spam. No actual products or services exist (yet).
Works for me! Is that Carmina?This is how i imagine discipline officer
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Dungeon! Now!This is how i imagine discipline officer
https://media1.tenor.com/m/mnn4n2FDU-MAAAAC/tali-tiktok.gif
I would call you to the Dungeon too, but I would suppose it would be more of a reward than a punishment for you...Works for me! Is that Carmina?
https://media.tenor.com/xZvjIK2VhD0AAAAm/peach-cat-peach-cat-scared.webp@Noone45
Mind how you talk to our CEO.
Please see me at the dungeon at 5pm. This is when I change shift from Chief People Officer to Chief Discipline Officer.
Introducing our newest executive in Climax Unlimited:Welcome to the Executive Suite of Climax Unlimited
Every empire of pleasure needs its architects… and ours is staffed from the top down:
And this, dear visitors, is where you come in.
- CEO (Chief Ecstasy Officer) - steering the vision, keeping us forever on the edge of innovation. @Hornymwtxn
- COO (Chief Operating Officer) - keeping every moving part synchronized, from spark to climax. @mustang_driver
- CFO (Chief Financial Officer) - proving that satisfaction pays dividends. @write_or_wrong
- CIO (Chief Information Officer) - guardian of code, testing, and security - because even fantasies need firewalls. @masterslave00
- Chief R&D Officer (Research & Delight) - conceiving, teasing, and perfecting new ideas. @bestkeptsecret678
- Chief Pleasure Production Officer - turning designs into tangible indulgence, ensuring every release exceeds performance standards. @jacfox
- Chief Technical Officer of Pleasure Engineering - the engineer of thrills, blending precision with provocation. @subdudeme13
- Chief People & Discipline Officer - balancing encouragement and correction, shaping both talent and mischief. @Carmina24
- Director of Endurance & Team Synergy - keeping the stamina high and the team in perfect rhythm. @Artfan2
- Chief Legal Officer - drafting the rules, then finding the loopholes worth exploring. @okatty35
- Volunteer Testers - the bravest souls of all, putting our creations through their paces and reporting back with thoroughly satisfying reviews. At present, we have just one lone tester… and we’re already milking him dry. More volunteers are desperately needed to share the load. @Noone45
At Climax Unlimited, every guest has a place in our empire. Simply tell us what you’re good at, and we’ll find the position that matches your talents. Titles are negotiable, but enthusiasm is not.
Consider this your invitation. Step forward, claim your place, and let us crown you with the role you were born to play. In lieu of salary, we pay in product - generously tested, thoroughly enjoyed.
If I’ve missed anyone in this list, please let me know and I will correct it - and forgive me. The suite is ever-growing, and every role deserves its place in the hall of pleasure.
Disclaimer
Climax Unlimited (TM) is a fictional company born in this thread. It’s parody, not spam. No actual products or services exist (yet).
Thank you. Thank you.Introducing our newest executive in Climax Unlimited:
@questquilya - Director of Spill Management
Welcome to the Pleasure Board!
@questquilyaIntroducing our newest executive in Climax Unlimited:
@questquilya - Director of Spill Management
Welcome to the Pleasure Board!
SO! It is you!Dungeon! Now!