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subdudeme13 said:
Should we start testing the products for satisfactory operation and performance? It seems a logical next step. What parameters and and how do we measure performance?
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Absolutely, @subdudeme13 - it’s time for KPIs. Key Pleasure Indicators will include: endurance levels, precision of control, mischief frequency, and overall satisfaction scores. Performance will be confirmed only when testers consistently exceed baseline moans per minute.
 
masterslave00 said:
CIO daily report

Our data centre came under fierce attack from unnamed foreign entity overnight. We had to take a drastic step of deploying latest version of the best available firewall AirGap++. By deploying this technology, no signal can get inside of the facility, neither go to the outside. Consequently, work from home had to be cancelled and all staff are required to work from secure offices only. Additionally, to prevent a potential physical theft of our IP, all electronic devices will need to be left at offices and total ban on taking them home is in place.
Finally, we have deployed sophisticated honeypot system that will provide fake information to the attackers and allow us safely detect their identities.
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Can we have the report of our other heads please?
 
Hey guys, I need your help
I am asked permission from one of the BDSM groups if I can promote our products there.
The thread owner is asking for a sample.
Can someone please draw one from the Dominion collection please??
 
Carmina24 said:
@cascadiabound and everyone else:

What do you think of this:

Climax Unlimited
The Dominion Collection (TM)
For those who dare to live the ritual of control, trust, and surrender.

⚠️ Disclaimer ⚠️
Climax Unlimited (TM) is a fictional company born in this thread. It’s parody, not spam. No actual products or services exist (yet 😉).

1. The Gatekeeper (TM)
Form: Tiered-intensity stim device.
How it works: Levels unlock only after endurance through earlier gates.
Why it matters: Filters curiosity from commitment.
• For Him: Cock-ring with built-in vibration + pressure sensors.
• For Her: Wand-style or insertable vibrator with lock-step intensities.
• For Couples: App-synced wand + ring kit; both must endure in sync before advancing.
* Patience before pleasure, devotion before release.

2. The Preference Compass (TM)
Form: Palm-sized illuminated controller + mobile app.
How it works: Inputs kink preferences (Dom or sub selects their preferences: bondage, edging, sensory play, anal, impact, denial, ruin, etc), creating a personalized play map (Instead of North/South/East/West, you might see Bondage/Control/Play/Intensity)
Integration: Directs Pulse, Tether, Anchor to align with desires.
Why it matters: Turns discovery into navigation.

3. The Trust Tether (TM)
Form: Smart cuffs, collar, or ankle restraints.
How it works: Activates only with Dom + sub consent; includes emergency release.
Why it matters: Safety and trust woven into surrender.

4. The Precision Pulse (TM)
Form: Wearable stim device with micro-level control.
How it works: Fine-tuned edging, denial, ruin, or release.
Why it matters: Grants Dom surgical control over climax.
• For Him: Cock-ring stim with vibrational + pressure pulses.
• For Her: Wand-style vibrator or wearable insertable with precise vibrational frequencies.

5. The Mischief Module (TM)
Form: Add-on puck that clips onto toys.
How it works: Randomized vibration or pulse patterns; Dom-controlled.
Why it matters: Keeps laughter stitched into the ritual.

6. The Depth Gauge (TM)
Form: Graduated anal plugs with compass-inspired bases.
How it works: Progressively deeper plugs test limits and trust.
Integration: Syncs with the Preference Compass.
Why it matters: Mapping limits through exploration.

7. The Obedience Anchor (TM)
Form: Weighted vibrating anal plug for long wear.
How it works: Remote Dom control + Mischief mode integration.
Why it matters: A lingering reminder of control
.
**Not every spark is for everyone - but for those who dare, Dominion awaits.**
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This
 
Carmina24 said:
Guys, what about these:

GlowMode (TM) - Because finding your partner in the dark should never be a problem. Subtle glow in the dark bands guide eager hands right where they belong.

FlavorSync (TM) - Why stop at sensation? Ignite (TM) comes in customizable flavor infusions - from sinful chocolate to wicked cinnamon - because foreplay should be a feast.

No-Snooze Alarm (TM) - Forget your phone alarm. Ignite (TM) wakes you with pulses you cannot ignore. Spoiler: you’ll never sleep through a meeting again.

Emergency Power Bank (TM) – In case of a blackout, Ignite (TM) doubles as a phone charger. Priorities, right?
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I woke up late because my phone died, probably because I kept snoozing my alarm.
This just confirms that these 2 features in our products really come in handy - Emergency Power Bank and No Snooze Alarm
 
masterslave00 said:
Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on the point of view) there is quite a big difference. Unlike Thigh Gap where connection remains intact, AirGap++ removes any connection between two originally connected parts by putting clear, at least 1 meter wide, gap between the two of them... 😂😁🤣
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My analysis, from an R&D perspective, is to retain all the attributes of thigh gap. Because I’m not sure I wanna live in a world without thigh gap.
 
Here’s my daily production report: (heads up–or somewhere–I suspect it’ll be the same every day):

Production levels are almost dangerously high, with exhaustion threatening to temporarily disable several employees. I’m recommending a strict dietary regime. For men, ensure full hydration, and regular use of zinc, selenium, horny goat weed, pygeum, and arginine NO booster (that’s N.O., not NO, never say NO, especially to the founder). Take adequate rest breaks, if you can bring yourselves to do that.
For women, diet (especially liquids) should be whatever you most like to ingest. Regular strenuous workouts are recommended. Trainers can be co-opted if desired.

Remember the motto: Rem quam maxime cupis cape!
 
jacfox said:
Here’s my daily production report: (heads up–or somewhere–I suspect it’ll be the same every day):

Production levels are almost dangerously high, with exhaustion threatening to temporarily disable several employees. I’m recommending a strict dietary regime. For men, ensure full hydration, and regular use of zinc, selenium, horny goat weed, pygeum, and arginine NO booster (that’s N.O., not NO, never say NO, especially to the founder). Take adequate rest breaks, if you can bring yourselves to do that.
For women, diet (especially liquids) should be whatever you most like to ingest. Regular strenuous workouts are recommended. Trainers can be co-opted if desired.

Remember the motto: Rem quam maxime cupis cape!
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Fuck! That's so hot!
 
jacfox said:
Here’s my daily production report: (heads up–or somewhere–I suspect it’ll be the same every day):

Production levels are almost dangerously high, with exhaustion threatening to temporarily disable several employees. I’m recommending a strict dietary regime. For men, ensure full hydration, and regular use of zinc, selenium, horny goat weed, pygeum, and arginine NO booster (that’s N.O., not NO, never say NO, especially to the founder). Take adequate rest breaks, if you can bring yourselves to do that.
For women, diet (especially liquids) should be whatever you most like to ingest. Regular strenuous workouts are recommended. Trainers can be co-opted if desired.

Remember the motto: Rem quam maxime cupis cape!
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*Re-reading "For women, diet (especially liquids) should be whatever you most like to ingest"
 
Ode to the Men of Climax Unlimited

Behold these men, a curious breed,
Armed with wit, and words that bleed.
Brains like steel, tongues like sin,
Every thought a place I ache to begin.

They spar with logic, they tease with rhyme,
They stretch each sentence till it’s borderline crime.
Philosophers by day, rogues by night,
They ruin with laughter, then ruin with might.

They juggle ideas, sharp as a blade,
Turn coffee to fire, and blushes to shade.
Intelligence dripping, seduction refined,
A dangerous cocktail that ruins the mind.

And yet - what’s worse, or maybe divine
They do it in chorus, they do it in line.
A band of brothers, each wicked, each bold,
Each capable of pleasure stories yet untold.

So here’s to these men, impossible to disguise,
Sexy as hell - with danger in their eyes.
 
Carmina24 said:
Ode to the Men of Climax Unlimited

Behold these men, a curious breed,
Armed with wit, and words that bleed.
Brains like steel, tongues like sin,
Every thought a place I ache to begin.

They spar with logic, they tease with rhyme,
They stretch each sentence till it’s borderline crime.
Philosophers by day, rogues by night,
They ruin with laughter, then ruin with might.

They juggle ideas, sharp as a blade,
Turn coffee to fire, and blushes to shade.
Intelligence dripping, seduction refined,
A dangerous cocktail that ruins the mind.

And yet - what’s worse, or maybe divine
They do it in chorus, they do it in line.
A band of brothers, each wicked, each bold,
Each capable of pleasure stories yet untold.

So here’s to these men, impossible to disguise,
Sexy as hell - with danger in their eyes.
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I'd queue all day for you
 
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