The All Star Literotica Hoops team!

[Weevil]

You see how we can see how many posts per day we have? Doesn't that sound like Points per Game? I like it! And it makes me think of basketball and how numbers represent images and it allows me to waste time.

Using our points per game averages

Here's my All-Star Literotica Hoops team


PG: Laurel 9.3 ppd Dish first. Point guard doesn't drive to the hoop much. Been in the game since the beginning. John Stock all the way

SG: Lav 24.6 ppd All star with devastating range. I'm thinking kind of a Ray Allen type.

SF: Renegade 37.5 ppd Hall of Famer. Can knock it down from anywhere at anytime. Think Larry Bird.

PF: Sparky Kronkite 11.9 ppd. Lit's own answer to Dennis Rodman

C: EBW 14.3 ppd. Hey, I hate people who include themselves too, but I'm tall. I like to think of myself in the Theo Ratliff model.

Pay no attention.

 

[Weevil]

Jeez, not even a "Weevil, you've got way too much time on your hands" comment?

 

[modest mouse]

Is Manu the coach?

His presence is felt but never seen. Perhaps in the Larry Wilkens mold?

(Sparky may be stranger than Rodman)

 

[Weevil]

Yeah. Except I think of Manu as the coach in a more Jeff Van Gundy kind of way. Wilkens used to be an awesome point guard remember.

 

[modest mouse]

True.

Who's leg will we see Manu hanging from?

 

[seXieleXie]

basketball, eh? okay but who is the quarterback?

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

I want to be the Latrell Sprewell type.

Nah, not edgy enough. More the quiet consistent type. R-Dog is the perfect example. Him or Steve Smith when he was good.

 

[lavender]

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Does 34.6 get me on the team

 

[Weevil]

Maybe. What type of literotican do you see yourself being with those gaudy numbers? A george gervin? A Rick Barry? A Dominique Wilkins?

 

[freakygirl]

basketball, eh? okay but who is the quarterback?

Oh good question..

Anyone know what inning we are in? How many home runs have been kicked?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Maybe. What type of literotican do you see yourself being with those gaudy numbers? A george gervin? A Rick Barry? A Dominique Wilkins?

LOL, I'm a kiwi mate, I have not a clue who any of them are, lol

 

[Weevil]

Also, PC with his 15.3 ppd is that classic swingman. Scottie Pippen styles. Great D but can bring the O when needed.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Basketball is stupid, I do not like the clothes

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

LOL, I'm a kiwi mate, I have not a clue who any of them are, lol

Well, then you being on the team would be tricky then, wouldn't it?

By the way, I've always been meaning to ask this but I never met a kiwi before. Are you supposed to eat those little black seeds?

 

[Weevil]

Oliver would have to bring something else to the table to make up for being only able to contribute 2.2 ppd.

Maybe the trainer?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

By the way, I've always been meaning to ask this but I never met a kiwi before. Are you supposed to eat those little black seeds?

NO! they are highly poisonous. They will not affect you now, but the day your turn 48 your dick will drop off


*Is the pope catholic*

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Well, then you being on the team would be tricky then, wouldn't it?

"Mum they won't let me play, awwwww"

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Oliver would have to bring something else to the table to make up for being only able to contribute 2.2 ppd.

Maybe the trainer?

I'll do whatever I have to for the team - I'll definitely train if necessary. You certainly don't want my small, slow white butt on the court. Then again, I've been doing so many hernia checks I've become quite the ball-handler. But training will be my main duty. If Lavs and Laurel pull a groin, you know I'll be right there to administer immediate therapy.

 

[Problem Child]

Also, PC with his 15.3 ppd is that classic swingman. Scottie Pippen styles. Great D but can bring the O when needed.

Oh...I wanted to be the ballboy. Drat.

 

[Weevil]

Oh...I wanted to be the ballboy. Drat.

To hell with that, you're the Scottie to my MJ.

 

[modest mouse]

Basketball is stupid, I do not like the clothes

Sometimes a post hangs in the air like frozen fog. This is such a post.

 

[Problem Child]

To hell with that, you're the Scottie to my MJ.

Pass me the ball son! This is pretty funny, cuz if you ever saw me play basketball, you'd spit up Molson's through your nose.

I'm more at home on a John Deere.