The Aging Vagina Thread

[Trekka]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the days of taking the kids to Sky Zone and having fun jumping with them are officially over.

well, hello watersports.
goodbye, sense of humor. no more funny business. it's too dangerous to laugh now.

Pelvic PT and core strength I've been there!

This, and acceptance, seem to be the answer to all my problems today.

Dude you ever look at the packaging for adult diapers? Its always some young fairly attractive female or dude rather than more realistic 75 year old sea hag or Uncle Fester looking muh fucker.

Sooooo me? Yanno? Maybe the target demographic for adult diapers is was younger than we ever thought.

Ah the trick is to enjoy peeing yourself.

I feel like this may be the most sage advice I've heard in a long time.

 

[Mrtenant]

It's a gift!!!

Make money from it! Pee Perves around the world get off on that stuff. Hell, there was one in the fuggin white house not too long ago!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Love the number of men giving advice in a vagina problem thread.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Love the number of men giving advice in a vagina problem thread.

They just saw the word vagina and thought “I wanna be in there”

 

[cascadiabound]

Holyfuck!
There’s an app for this. Of course there is.

Those things have been ads in my fb feed for at least 2 years... I must be older than you. Lmao

 

[cascadiabound]

Love the number of men giving advice in a vagina problem thread.

Actually the thread is misnamed.... it's not a vagina problem, though childbirth can definitely make the destruction of the pelvic floor nearly inevitable... though some men (and women too) are sometimes confused about where women pee from, it is definitely NOT from the vagina. Urgency and loss of bladder control is a pelvic floor/pelvic musculature issue.
Having a healthy pelvic floor and muscles do make the vagina "tighter" and increase the capacity for stronger orgasms and increased pleasure for male sexual partners. Just saying

 

[Mrtenant]

Love the number of men giving advice in a vagina problem thread.

Nods sagely. (In my best Treebeard voice*) Yes, it affects us all....

 

[Trekka]

Nods sagely. (In my best Treebeard voice*) Yes, it affects us all....

This made me cackle.
That's why maybe this thread can help us all.

Those things have been ads in my fb feed for at least 2 years... I must be older than you. Lmao

Giggling, I think you are... that's not to say I don't need them!

I feel the uncontrollable urge right now to state that I know that pee holes and vagina holes aren't the same.* The thread title is, you're right, anatomically incorrect.

To me, pee falls under the umbrella of "the OS for my lady parts needs an update: Am I alone here?!"

@Lord Pmann only recently learned this, however.

 

[cascadiabound]

This made me cackle.
That's why maybe this thread can help us all.



Giggling, I think you are... that's not to say I don't need them!

I feel the uncontrollable urge right now to state that I know that pee holes and vagina holes aren't the same.* The thread title is, you're right, anatomically incorrect.

To me, pee falls under the umbrella of "the OS for my lady parts needs an update: Am I alone here?!"

@Lord Pmann only recently learned this, however.

I so wish there was an easy upgrade - I would go for one every decade. Maybe more often as the decades advance.
And... tbh, I am not suprised you are clear on your anatomy.... I have been surprised recently at the number of people who should know this, but seem not to, so consider my post a friendly PSA for your thread readers.

 

[Trekka]

Alright.
So.
Time to overshare because women supporting women.

This last weekend I had, what I will euphemistically call, a 72 hr long mood swing.

And then the clouds parted. Birds sang. The sub began to shine. —> that’s a funny typo. And hello, I got my period. And the inconsolable crying jags stopped and I was all “WTF was THAT fresh hell?!”

It was like a bad acid trip.
Like being high.
*shudders*
IT WAS SO BAD.

And I was self aware enough to know that I was swinging from the rafters. But I couldn’t. make. it. stop.

I’m about ready to create a crisis intervention plan for the next time it happens!

So I’m curious what all anyone else does around here as these swings gets bigger n wider n longer! Have a hunch it’s gonna get worse before it gets better. Tips? Tricks? Best drugs to take to make housemates less annoying? Vegetables that make you smile more? Fruits that make teens less terrifying as I ride my own rollercoaster?!

And menfolk, pipe up! You guys have to deal with us when we are sobbing at 8 am on a Sunday over a text message about after school activities. For example.

I’m not 22 anymore. Let’s talk y’all. Because mind blowing O’s are one of my *top* priorities, and these damn mood swings limit my access to O’s. Can’t have that. I want all the access.

 

[Mrtenant]

Alright.
So.
Time to overshare because women supporting women.

This last weekend I had, what I will euphemistically call, a 72 hr long mood swing.

And then the clouds parted. Birds sang. The sub began to shine. —> that’s a funny typo. And hello, I got my period. And the inconsolable crying jags stopped and I was all “WTF was THAT fresh hell?!”

It was like a bad acid trip.
Like being high.
*shudders*
IT WAS SO BAD.

And I was self aware enough to know that I was swinging from the rafters. But I couldn’t. make. it. stop.

I’m about ready to create a crisis intervention plan for the next time it happens!

So I’m curious what all anyone else does around here as these swings gets bigger n wider n longer! Have a hunch it’s gonna get worse before it gets better. Tips? Tricks? Best drugs to take to make housemates less annoying? Vegetables that make you smile more? Fruits that make teens less terrifying as I ride my own rollercoaster?!

And menfolk, pipe up! You guys have to deal with us when we are sobbing at 8 am on a Sunday over a text message about after school activities. For example.

I’m not 22 anymore. Let’s talk y’all. Because mind blowing O’s are one of my *top* priorities, and these damn mood swings limit my access to O’s. Can’t have that. I want all the access.

Idk if this helps or not, but, here goes nuthin. I know, it's not the same physiologically. When my mood/emotion/mental center is off, I grab my chewing gum. It helps in the short term. Long term solution is to grab my chewing gum and my hikers and get the fuck out of Dodge. (Hiking)

Why chewing gum?

I have read some about how this works. When you are chewing, you are telling your body and mind that you are eating. It occupies enough of your mind to settle emotions to a place where you can function reasonably even in difficult crises. It's like it turns off the switch for fear, anxiety, rage, and leaves you a place to direct that energy where you want.

I know, sounds crazy. Try it. See what happens.

I chew gum when I work out, hike, do hard manual labor, drive in shitty weather, do my sales calls. Am I fucked up? Prolly. But this works for me. So what ever

 

[tnman03]

Well, I'm not a doctor so all I'll offer is this. The amount of stress and your quality of sleep can make mood swings happen. Couple that with the premenstrual hormonal thing and things just might become a little more up and down. Try keeping a journal or some notes on what's going on and how you're feeling or what's going on in your life. And don't rule out talking to your doctor if you have further incidents. BTW, you do know that guys can go through mood swings for a lot of reasons. Hang in there.

 

[tnman03]

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[hotwords229_A]

I can’t give any good info on your vagina, no one understands how they work, they just do things.

However, making a woman laugh until she pees herself is one of life’s great delights.
It’s like an intimate spit take.

 

[Trekka]

These moods were me on IVF medication.

I would look at my husband and with eyes full of murderous intent calmly tell him through gritted teeth “he was breathing very fucking loudly.” He knew then it was time to probably give IVF away. LOL

Also for mind blowing O’s. Get you a Womaniser. Jesus H Christ.

I’ve got a Womanizer! These moods get so bad tho, I don’t even wanna fuck myself!

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In my fb feed tonight... this ad just makes me crack up

This. This is what the world needs.

I can’t give any good info on your vagina, no one understands how they work, they just do things.

However, making a woman laugh until she pees herself is one of life’s great delights.
It’s like an intimate spit take.

An intimate spit take

Sooo apparently @hotwords229_A wears a poncho everywhere he goes.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Idk if this helps or not, but, here goes nuthin. I know, it's not the same physiologically. When my mood/emotion/mental center is off, I grab my chewing gum. It helps in the short term. Long term solution is to grab my chewing gum and my hikers and get the fuck out of Dodge. (Hiking)

Why chewing gum?

I have read some about how this works. When you are chewing, you are telling your body and mind that you are eating. It occupies enough of your mind to settle emotions to a place where you can function reasonably even in difficult crises. It's like it turns off the switch for fear, anxiety, rage, and leaves you a place to direct that energy where you want.

I know, sounds crazy. Try it. See what happens.

I chew gum when I work out, hike, do hard manual labor, drive in shitty weather, do my sales calls. Am I fucked up? Prolly. But this works for me. So what ever

Makes sense. Gen Chuck Yeager chewed Beaman’s gum when he broke the sound barrier! Went on to do advertisements for them later.

It‘s even in the movie The Right Stuff. As Yeager saddles up Glorious Glennis, he asks Scott Crossfield for a “stick of Beaman’s”.

 

[AdriaRook]

..........

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Thank you for the review. to be clear, it is the ad that cracks me up, not the product or the need/value of pelvic floor strengthening ❤

It cracked me up when I got it, too.
But I did essentially the same thing, but in an office with diodes up my vag. This toy is actually genius when you think about it, isn't it?

Still, the ads
Not exactly what you expected on Facebook. Even for a seasoned litster.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I wonder if you ever see them on Marketplace.

And to that point, I wonder if people buy them from there

 

[Mnkinkcpl]

Just wondering for those of you who have a Perifit how well it's worked for you and if there are any tips or tricks you can recommend?

Anne just ordered one yesterday and she is wondering.

 

[Mnkinkcpl]

Oh, I lie. She might need to keep a finger on the end of it to keep it in position while doing some of the harder games. That’s the only tip I can think of.

Thanks for the tip. Anne used it for the first time this afternoon. I have to admit that I really enjoyed watching her play a few of the games.

The directions say to be comfortable on your back, has anyone tried different positions that they thought worked better?