The Aging Vagina Thread

[Trekka]

I just coughed and peed myself for the first time. It feels like an emergency. One that should be discussed here.

Is it a kegel emergency?!
Did i go too crazy with that new dildo?

Ladies: Send help! And new pants!

 

[BongoGal]

You may need a tiny cork.

 

[Trekka]

See? Women supporting women. Love it.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[AmberLGreen]

Was it like full bladder leakage or just a dribble? Do you just need to wear a pad or do you need the full on incontinence pants.

There are items on the market that may help to reduce the staining in your underwear. Some are also scented so you don’t smell of old lady piss all day. To be honest I think the smell of piss is better than the scented pads. The panties are described as pretty and feminine and are available in black and white.

If you want a more permanent way to make this less embarrassing, you could get Botox injections in your bladder. Unfortunately, I can’t let anybody down there with a syringe. It brings back unhappy memories of that needledick guy!

 

[Mrtenant]

I just coughed and peed myself for the first time. It feels like an emergency. One that should be discussed here.

Is it a kegel emergency?!
Did i go too crazy with that new dildo?

Ladies: Send help! And new pants!

You know, there are some people that would pay to see that.

Example- your Insurance company would pay a doctor to see you perform that. Play your cards right, you might be able to wrangle a kickback on that from the doctor?

 

[mynameisben]

I just coughed and peed myself for the first time. It feels like an emergency. One that should be discussed here.

Is it a kegel emergency?!
Did i go too crazy with that new dildo?

Ladies: Send help! And new pants!

You may need a tiny cork.

I may not be tiny, but my intimate friends do call me Corky.


Ben

 

[neakman]

I just coughed and peed myself for the first time. It feels like an emergency. One that should be discussed here.

Is it a kegel emergency?!
Did i go too crazy with that new dildo?

Ladies: Send help! And new pants!

It is a kegel solution, however you need more than just physical exercises. You are going to need some electrotherapy enhancement (no joke). You know I know what I am talking about Trekka since you know my background. Your gyno can probably recommend a urologist who can hook you up, or they may actually know something about it. Good luck.

 

[cascadiabound]

The other thing worth looking into is PT for pelvic floor which can significantly reduce bladder leakage.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Pelvic floor PT

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I need to have reconstruction surgery of my pelvic floor after a traumatic birth destroyed my insides (and my outsides).

I used to have such a tidy packaged vag.
Now my entire undercarriage looks like an Arby's sandwich. Condolences to your underwear. Hopefully it wasn't too much pee and merely a dribble. Otherwise, you and I shall be off to the fetish board to make new friends!

 

[Diosax]

The other thing worth looking into is PT for pelvic floor which can significantly reduce bladder leakage.

Pelvic floor PT

This was going to be my suggestion

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Definitely pelvic floor PT

 

[tnman03]

Looked up pelvic floor PT... eyebrows now raised... and here I was going to post how you could add being a squirter to your list of abilities. Or at least say you're a dribbler anyway.

 

[Trekka]

@neakman you just blew my whole fucking mind. i am reeling dude. possibly even leaking again! Fguuuuh… lemme recover from this comment and then I’ll be back to hold Aussie in dribbly solidarity.

So yeah, kegels and watersports. Done and done. @Mrtenant , I like your attitude: that’s the spirit.

And I happen to have a sweet little pelvic floor PT hookup. I know what they do. It’s naughty.

 

[IARainman]

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You may need a tiny cork.

I misread that the first time….

 

[default24]

I need to have reconstruction surgery of my pelvic floor after a traumatic birth destroyed my insides (and my outsides).

I used to have such a tidy packaged vag.
Now my entire undercarriage looks like an Arby's sandwich. Condolences to your underwear. Hopefully it wasn't too much pee and merely a dribble. Otherwise, you and I shall be off to the fetish board to make new friends!

Mmmmm Arby's

 

[aussiegeekygal]

If you’ve had children it’s likely your vagina/pelvic floor is going to have been at least a little destroyed.

Have you considered gaming and training your vagina?

Facebook used to ram ads for perifit down my throat.
#wronghole

 

[smtst5]

Depends

 

[Trekka]

If you’ve had children it’s likely your vagina/pelvic floor is going to have been at least a little destroyed.

Have you considered gaming and training your vagina?

Holyfuck!
There’s an app for this. Of course there is.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the days of taking the kids to Sky Zone and having fun jumping with them are officially over.

 

[NewOldGuy77]

Now my entire undercarriage looks like an Arby's sandwich

You say that like it's a bad thing... Some men like those kind of sandwiches!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You say that like it's a bad thing... Some men like those kind of sandwiches!

Did I?

I thought it was more matter of fact.
FYI I like those sandwiches, too.

 

[longboy2022]

I just coughed and peed myself for the first time. It feels like an emergency. One that should be discussed here.

Is it a kegel emergency?!
Did i go too crazy with that new dildo?

Ladies: Send help! And new pants!

Ah the trick is to enjoy peeing yourself. Having had recent prostate surgery, the mind has to retrain the bladder to stop peeing small quantities. Bladder training is drinking lots and running round the house screaming 'I will NOT pee!' when little willy wants to. Nappies help as you will drip. Anyway you get to the point of having a darn good pee either into the nappy or just your pants. Lots of that spreading warmth feeling you've just enjoyed. Bet you do it more now. Enjoy!!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude you ever look at the packaging for adult diapers? Its always some young fairly attractive female or dude rather than more realistic 75 year old sea hag or Uncle Fester looking muh fucker.