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[Wat_Tyler]

It’s for our farm. It shows that we have woods and “farm” it for firewood so that we get a farm tax exemption.

It has all of the details minimum amounts we need to sell for firewood. And how and what invasive trees we need to get rid of and what to plant in their place.

The forrester is a character. Vietnam vet, old hippie. Has the perfect Nj accent. Nicest guy. EVERY TIME I see him, he thinks I was in Vietnam too (do I look THAT old??) I remind him that it was sometime after that! I was born during the Vietnam war!

I have used the Vietnam schtick on kids at work. Three tours worth. They don't know when 'Nam was or anything much at all about it, so I make up a bunch of shit and thoroughly enjoy myself for how far and how much wool I pull over their eyes.


So now, I'm adding that you and I served together in 'Nam to our resumes.

 

[Missk_2022]

I'm glad I live in a no income tax state. The politicians keep trying to pass one but the electorate isn't having it!

I recently looked up tax rates and i want to say new Hampshire doesn't have income or sales tax..... but they make up for it in other ways.....

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Well what a dumb ass.....

I strung together a few more invectives, too.


Use your imaginations.


This is Wat we're talking about.


R. Lee Ermey would have been proud.

 

[Missk_2022]

Did you replace the battery yourself? You just need to be aware that your cell provider or phone manufacturer may not provide updates after a certain time.

That is my issue

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I qm going to remember this the next time I have a problem with people doing dumb stuff.... I may not be able to say it but it may prevent violence.... because I will be laughing on the inside

Use it 10 times and take credit for thinking it up.


Here's hoping you never have to use it 10 times.

 

[Missk_2022]

Poor baby! He didn't even see that coming!

I went to check on him.


He is back to normal!!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

@Wat_Tyler now a more important question.
How are the babies
Did tdk come running to see dad and ethyl casually stroll and stare imperiously at you from her throne. Panther peek at you from under the bed and geezer miss the whole thing?

That's about right, really. TDK meets me at the door. Ethyl was in bed, looking at me, "what?" Geezer was old. Panther was on the foot of the bed and was a good boy as always. Geezer shed a bunch of hair this week.


I may go look at a very fuel efficient car this morning.

 

[Missk_2022]

Try not to stress about the weight gain. Your body wants to hold onto it, so it retains water as you're losing fat. The water will go in a day or two and you'll drop the weight. Try concentrating on your measurements or how your clothes are fitting. That's a better measure of your progress, sometimes, than the scale.

I am taking the scales to the shed for weigh in... I am becoming neurotic about the numbers

 

[Missk_2022]

OMG, K! That guy sounds like a pedophile! Report him to your police department if he shows up!

Oh he will be. I looked on the registry and he is not there.... he prefaces all this bs as Gods work.... I have the police chief personal cell phone number.....

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Maybe the workers like seeing a sexy lady at the job site?

She and The Girls were the subject of conversation for the balance of the afternoon. I reckon that it's good for morale, in a way. It's also a distraction.


Two distractions . . . .

 

[Missk_2022]

While you're at it, can you take a look at K+'s water heater, too??

I bet if I lived closer one of our guys would help me.... just helping by listening to me whinge is very helpful...

BTW whinge is the new weird for whine...I think I used that right...grey?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You know by now us women are sweet and (mostly!) harmless!

Potassium has her nine. The rest of you pack straight razors, I reckon.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You should be sleeping better now at home! I'm sure Ethyl and TDK welcomed you with open arms!

I was passed all the fuck out when you posted this, so yes.

 

[Missk_2022]

Morning everyone View attachment 2519847

You know where they are!!! Hahaha

 

[Missk_2022]

pretty soon

??

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Kick ass and take names!

Does "take names" mean "dispose of bodies?"

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Ass!

He's off Wat's job for good.

 

[Missk_2022]

I called and they got it back. Just need to finalize a few things with the owner/ goldsmith and will get it back this coming week.... they are closed Monday so hope to hear from them Tuesday I told her that my expectations was to receive by the end of the week and she said no problem

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And sharpened claws!

Like what we did in 'Nam on our second tour.

 

[Missk_2022]

Water in the basement is a royal PITA. I had issues in our house in PA. The worst I have seen was my brother. He opened the door to go down and was greeted by his ping pong table floating in the water. When the fire company pumped it out, and they pumped it out "slow" , one wall collapsed.

I had that problem when I moved in. My inspector mentioned nothing (including that the sump pump was a plastic bucket with nothing in it.. I fixed it..... $$$$$$

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I recently looked up tax rates and i want to say new Hampshire doesn't have income or sales tax..... but they make up for it in other ways.....

New Hampshire formerly pelted road kill to raise a few bucks.


TN and FL have no income taxes but sales tax is high. DE has no sales tax, or didn't.


Any further discussion will get me put out.


Again . . . .

 

[Missk_2022]

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!!! I have never understood the level of st000pid that comes with some of these proselytizing asshats and their scumbaggery in general. I got some Hell for them, and it's gonna be right here and right now. Wat has the interesting ability to take "their" book and beat them about the head and shoulders with it such that thier jaws drop to whatever floor they find themselves standing on.


Funny thing is, the so-called atheists who are really anti-theists are just as bad for all of the same reasons.


There, I have violated Thread Rules and must be punished accordingly.


As always, I think you handled it like the champ you are.

When he asked if I was a Christian the way he did....I heard danger danger danger...DO NOT ENGAGE.... in my head... his brand of Christianity is not from God

There i broke the rules too... we can be in thread jail together......

 

[Missk_2022]

My cold coal black heart just went pittipat.

It has a laser scope.... everyone knows what the little red light means.....

 

[Missk_2022]

That's about right, really. TDK meets me at the door. Ethyl was in bed, looking at me, "what?" Geezer was old. Panther was on the foot of the bed and was a good boy as always. Geezer shed a bunch of hair this week.


I may go look at a very fuel efficient car this morning.

Yeah just something to get you from point a to point b.....

It was eye opening when I went from my truck to my trailblazer. First off costs half to fill up and since I work from home I fill up every month or so unless I have to go out of town for work...saves a lot of money...

 

[Missk_2022]

Does "take names" mean "dispose of bodies?"

Yes