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Tatelou said:Yes, you are, my love.
(Has anyone thrown up yet?)
tolyk said:Nope, trust me I can do much much worse..
Hopeless romantic love poet, and I've very much fine tuned my sweet talking skills, when I want to that is![]()

Tatelou said:Well, you can forget all of that. I'm primed and ready to go.![]()
cloudy said:So are you, baby.
let's make Abs throw up some more

)Tatelou said:Well, I guessed that, you heart of coal woman, you.![]()
tolyk said:*lol* If only it were really that simple. Never is.

Tatelou said:Thank you, but I must disagree. You are much more amazing than me.
(Who you doing, Abs?)
Belegon said:There's a diamond inside, we just need to squeeze hard enough...
Tatelou said:True, it always take a bit of wooing, I guess. Pain in the arse, eh?![]()
Not that I need any...![]()
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Tatelou said:Brilliant!
Ok, I'll sit on her chest, that will probably work.![]()
ABSTRUSE said:I have to go now, my mom is calling...yeah that's it...I can't play with you anymore......besides Charley dumped me, filthy whore, she just won't admit to how much she wants me...denial.![]()


Tatelou said:LOL! I just realised I said "Who you doing" in my post you quoted instead of "How you doing".
Awww, don't go, I was just about to sit on you.![]()
cloudy said:Funny - I don't need much either.
"Get your naked ass over here!" usually works quite well, eh, Lou?
cloudy said:Funny - I don't need much either.
"Get your naked ass over here!" usually works quite well, eh, Lou?

ABSTRUSE said:oooh better not, vella called me a porcupine. ouch!!!!
Tatelou said:It's a steaming pile of cow dung, that's been left to cook in the hot sun.![]()
Tatelou said:It's a steaming pile of cow dung, that's been left to cook in the hot sun.![]()
ABSTRUSE said:We need an extension, one week is not enough, where's Mlle Blue Balls?
cheerful_deviant said:Well, that put's it ahead of a few of the stories I've read here recently. (None from the AH authors)

Tatelou said:We need putting out of our freakin' misery.
ABSTRUSE said:I think we got swept up in the emotion, I still want to do it though, I just won't make it by Friday.
I don't know about the others, I think Charley is behind too. Cloudy probably has a book done already...lol.
ABSTRUSE said:I think we got swept up in the emotion, I still want to do it though, I just won't make it by Friday.
I don't know about the others, I think Charley is behind too. Cloudy probably has a book done already...lol.