Tffa&c!!

[ABSTRUSE]

Okay women, we got an extension, so where is everyone at right now?
I have the idea, I just need to get it written.

Anyone finished?

 

[CharleyH]

Okay women, we got an extension, so where is everyone at right now?
I have the idea, I just need to get it written.

Anyone finished?

I had several ideas, one was much too serious, it would have made all of you women weep, so I decided to save that one for another time.

Decided to go with the disaster genre. Parody requires a genre I think, and disaster films seem popular. I'm going for the lowest common denominator appeal

Now, to think of a disaster

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I had several ideas, one was much too serious, it would have made all of you women weep, so I decided to save that one for another time.

Decided to go with the disaster genre. Parody requires a genre I think, and disaster films seem popular. I'm going for the lowest common denominator appeal

Now, to think of a disaster

How about the Tit=tanic??

I'm going sort of Blair witch with mine I think.

ps..I don't weep.

 

[CharleyH]

How about the Tit=tanic??

I'm going sort of Blair witch with mine I think.

ps..I don't weep.

No, that's right, you are much more melodramatic than that

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, that's right, you are much more melodramatic than that

I'll take that as a veiled compliment.

 

[CharleyH]

I'll take that as a veiled compliment.

Well, it was supposed to be blindfolded, but I can live with that if you do a belly dance?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, it was supposed to be blindfolded, but I can live with that if you do a belly dance?

Can you handle the vertigo???

 

[CharleyH]

Can you handle the vertigo???

If you can handle the terrified look on my face.

 

[CharleyH]

If you can handle the terrified look on my face.

Ok, I'm outta here Bella. You are distracting me from getting something written You know I love you. 'Til later babe.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If you can handle the terrified look on my face.

I'll put a bag over your head.

Ciao Bella, happy writing.

 

[Guest]

Written those tit stories yet? Cos mine's coming along sloooooowly.

I'll get there, though, even if she still has crusty beetle juice on her chin at the end of the story.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Written those tit stories yet? Cos mine's coming along sloooooowly.

I'll get there, though, even if she still has crusty beetle juice on her chin at the end of the story.

Lou

I just popped in to see what's up.
I started mine in my head and I was just about to write it down.

 

[Guest]

I just popped in to see what's up.
I started mine in my head and I was just about to write it down.

Why does today feel like my groundhog day?

 

[cloudy]

Mine's ssssslllllooooowwwww.

I have a headache.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why does today feel like my groundhog day?

It's better than prairie doggin...lol.

I'm not sure how I want to start mine, it's sort of a flashback begining....

 

[Guest]

It's better than prairie doggin...lol.

I'm not sure how I want to start mine, it's sort of a flashback begining....

'Twas a dark and stormy night, and first when there's nothing but a slow glowing dream, that your fear seems to hide. Deep inside your mind, all alone I have cried silent tears, full of pride in a world made of steel, made of stone.

Well, I hear the music, close my eyes, feel the rhythm wrap around, take a hold of my heart. What a feeling, bein's believing. I can't have it all, now I'm dancin' for my life. Take your passion, and make it happen. Pictures come alive, you can dance right through your life.

There ya go. Cool huh?

No?

Oh, you said flashBACK.

DOH!



Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

'Twas a dark and stormy night, and first when there's nothing but a slow glowing dream, that your fear seems to hide. Deep inside your mind, all alone I have cried silent tears, full of pride in a world made of steel, made of stone.

Well, I hear the music, close my eyes, feel the rhythm wrap around, take a hold of my heart. What a feeling, bein's believing. I can't have it all, now I'm dancin' for my life. Take your passion, and make it happen. Pictures come alive, you can dance right through your life.

There ya go. Cool huh?

No?

Oh, you said flashBACK.

DOH!



Lou

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

she was a one eyed ,one tit, giant purple people hater....

 

[Guest]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

she was a one eyed ,one tit, giant purple people hater....

OH...MY...GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking brilliant!!!

ROFPMSL!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

OH...MY...GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking brilliant!!!

ROFPMSL!

Shit, I could have used that, too bad I already have the other idea. Oh well, we'll just use it here...OEOTGPPH.

 

[Guest]

Shit, I could have used that, too bad I already have the other idea. Oh well, we'll just use it here...OEOTGPPH.

It's fucking awesome (got the damn tune stuck in my head now, though. ).

I think it should be the blanket title for all the stories.

OEOTGPPH

LOL!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It's fucking awesome (got the damn tune stuck in my head now, though. ).

I think it should be the blanket title for all the stories.

OEOTGPPH

LOL!!!

Well, run it by the gang, I'm hip.
I have the damn song in my head too!!!!

...her tentacles wrapped tighter around his body, his movements only made it worse for him as he felt her crushing his ribs, his breathing became almost non exisitant. As she pulled him closer he could see his reflection in her giant eye, the look of terror on his face caused him to lose control of his bowels. Closer and closer he came to the giant nipple that protruded from her bony chest........

 

[cloudy]

Well, run it by the gang, I'm hip.
I have the damn song in my head too!!!!

...her tentacles wrapped tighter around his body, his movements only made it worse for him as he felt her crushing his ribs, his breathing became almost non exisitant. As she pulled him closer he could see his reflection in her giant eye, the look of terror on his face caused him to lose control of his bowels. Closer and closer he came to the giant nipple that protruded from her bony chest........

She pushed her face closer, until he felt her fetid breath on his cheek, and she screamed, "FLUFF!!!"

 

[Guest]

Well, run it by the gang, I'm hip.
I have the damn song in my head too!!!!

...her tentacles wrapped tighter around his body, his movements only made it worse for him as he felt her crushing his ribs, his breathing became almost non exisitant. As she pulled him closer he could see his reflection in her giant eye, the look of terror on his face caused him to lose control of his bowels. Closer and closer he came to the giant nipple that protruded from her bony chest........

Now, that's what I call erotica!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

 

[Guest]

She pushed her face closer, until he felt her fetid breath on his cheek, and she screamed, "FLUFF!!!"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, gotta have those random inanities.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Now, that's what I call erotica!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

More like psychoerotica.


The drool dripped down from her purple lips that stretched over her fanged grin.

"Yeah baby, you want some of this??? come on, say you're my grandpa, say it bitch!"