Tffa&c!!

[ABSTRUSE]

As well as you know how to give a blow job LOL (but unlike you, sitting here smoking. My feet hurt, I can't run)

I thought you said you weren't going to prostitute anymore?

Let me get gas in the car and my road map, I'll be there in a few hours to rub your feet, put the flames out and make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Lou, I'm going to go find an old mason jar to put Charley's ashes in, let me know if I miss anything.

Hey, there's an old chamber pot....I wonder????

 

[Guest]

Lou, I'm going to go find an old mason jar to put Charley's ashes in, let me know if I miss anything.

Hey, there's an old chamber pot....I wonder????

Just don't give in to the temptation to snort them, ok?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Just don't give in to the temptation to snort them, ok?

Don't be silly, I'm selling them on E-bay!

 

[CharleyH]

Don't be silly, I'm selling them on E-bay!

First you promise England, then you want to go to Canada. Make up your god damn mind girl!

Don't forget to rub them into my panties. Well, you'll have to actually buy some first. But you'll make a killing

Have we thought of a Tatelou to get?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

First you promise England, then you want to go to Canada. Make up your god damn mind girl!

Don't forget to rub them into my panties. Well, you'll have to actually buy some first. But you'll make a killing

Have we thought of a Tatelou to get?

Well I see it lives again.

I'm selling your ashes as "authentic" witch ashes from the Salem trials. People will buy shit if it's well packaged.

 

[CharleyH]

That can be done, but lets sell it as "Velvet Elvis"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That can be done, but lets sell it as "Velvet Elvis"

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!

I guess this means I have to smoke more to keep up with demand.

Does this mean I have to give you a cut in the profits?

I wonder how much I can get for Lou's glass eye?

 

[CharleyH]

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!

I guess this means I have to smoke more to keep up with demand.

Does this mean I have to give you a cut in the profits?

I wonder how much I can get for Lou's glass eye?

No. Means you have to drink more coffee. Lou can provide the stools for Europe

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No. Means you have to drink more coffee. Lou can provide the stools for Europe

Europe isn't ready for the likes of Lou.

I've had so much coffee today that if I donated blood they'd have to use an urn.

 

[CharleyH]

Europe isn't ready for the likes of Lou.

I've had so much coffee today that if I donated blood they'd have to use an urn.

LOL. I wish. The 3 hour walk was a hell ride, but I know O will massage them after his long day at work. The microwave is completely fried. I have no idea what happened? I burnt my arm
and got my god damn . . .

This hasn't been my day. If I wasn't so wound up, I'd go to bed early to forget about it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL. I wish. The 3 hour walk was a hell ride, but I know O will massage them after his long day at work. The microwave is completely fried. I have no idea what happened? I burnt my arm
and got my god damn . . .

This hasn't been my day. If I wasn't so wound up, I'd go to bed early to forget about it.

Damn girl....how bad is your arm? You did have day from hell. So sorry to hear that, I'll be nice to you...HUGS.

 

[CharleyH]

Damn girl....how bad is your arm? You did have day from hell. So sorry to hear that, I'll be nice to you...HUGS.

Just splattered with oil, no big deal, just hurt for a second. But it freaked me after the microwave. Too much water in the fish. I got pampered by a certain someone and you are being nice, so, I'm all better.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Just splattered with oil, no big deal, just hurt for a second. But it freaked me after the microwave. Too much water in the fish. I got pampered by a certain someone and you are being nice, so, I'm all better.

I'm happy to hear you are okay.



Tomorrow I go back to being myself. So watch your ass.

 

[Guest]

Hey, Abs!

You've been very nice the past couple of days (for you), fancy getting back into abuse mode?

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey, Abs!

You've been very nice the past couple of days (for you), fancy getting back into abuse mode?

Lou

Of course you slut, I'd be happy to.

 

[Guest]

Of course you slut, I'd be happy to.

LOL!

That's more like it.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL!

That's more like it.

Lou

and fuck you very much too.

 

[Guest]

and fuck you very much too.

Yes, please, you HO!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes, please, you HO!

I feel better, how bout you?

 

[Guest]

I feel better, how bout you?

Cool. I'm feeling great now, thanks.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Cool. I'm feeling great now, thanks.

It would be better if we had Charley to smack around.

 

[Guest]

It would be better if we had Charley to smack around.

So true. She's never around when we really need her. So inconsiderate.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

So true. She's never around when we really need her. So inconsiderate.

She's one of the shadow people,one minute nothing, then all of a sudden she's there.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Sigh, boring day, No Lou to pick on, No Charley to spar with.

Think I'll go and make new voodoo dolls of them. Now where did I put the BIG pins?